considering so much of athletic capacity is genetic, i wonder how many babies conceived at the olympics (by athletes not using or misusing the condoms) go on to perform in the olympics 20 years later
How do you "misuse" a condom? It's the least complex product in human history. You stretch it out as far as possible and tie it around your penis to cut off the circulation. So simple.
considering so much of athletic capacity is genetic, i wonder how many babies conceived at the olympics (by athletes not using or misusing the condoms) go on to perform in the olympics 20 years later
How do you "misuse" a condom? It's the least complex product in human history. You stretch it out as far as possible and tie it around your penis to cut off the circulation. So simple.
No this is wrong
You jam it up the urethra and it prevents the ejaculate from escaping
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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Powerpuppiesdrinking coffee in themountain cabinRegistered Userregular
considering so much of athletic capacity is genetic, i wonder how many babies conceived at the olympics (by athletes not using or misusing the condoms) go on to perform in the olympics 20 years later
none probs!
olympic athletes don't get rich and the genetic components aren't that simple
considering so much of athletic capacity is genetic, i wonder how many babies conceived at the olympics (by athletes not using or misusing the condoms) go on to perform in the olympics 20 years later
How do you "misuse" a condom? It's the least complex product in human history. You stretch it out as far as possible and tie it around your penis to cut off the circulation. So simple.
No this is wrong
You jam it up the urethra and it prevents the ejaculate from escaping
I thought you inhale the condom such that it coats the lining of the esophagus?
considering so much of athletic capacity is genetic, i wonder how many babies conceived at the olympics (by athletes not using or misusing the condoms) go on to perform in the olympics 20 years later
How do you "misuse" a condom? It's the least complex product in human history. You stretch it out as far as possible and tie it around your penis to cut off the circulation. So simple.
i am not currently amenable to condom-horror humor
considering so much of athletic capacity is genetic, i wonder how many babies conceived at the olympics (by athletes not using or misusing the condoms) go on to perform in the olympics 20 years later
none probs!
olympic athletes don't get rich and the genetic components aren't that simple
what does richness have to do with it
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knitdanIn ur baseKillin ur guysRegistered Userregular
considering so much of athletic capacity is genetic, i wonder how many babies conceived at the olympics (by athletes not using or misusing the condoms) go on to perform in the olympics 20 years later
How do you "misuse" a condom? It's the least complex product in human history. You stretch it out as far as possible and tie it around your penis to cut off the circulation. So simple.
No this is wrong
You jam it up the urethra and it prevents the ejaculate from escaping
I thought you inhale the condom such that it coats the lining of the esophagus?
No, because with blowjobs you don't have to worry. Stomach acid kills the sperm before it reaches the baby factory.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
considering so much of athletic capacity is genetic, i wonder how many babies conceived at the olympics (by athletes not using or misusing the condoms) go on to perform in the olympics 20 years later
How do you "misuse" a condom? It's the least complex product in human history. You stretch it out as far as possible and tie it around your penis to cut off the circulation. So simple.
No this is wrong
You jam it up the urethra and it prevents the ejaculate from escaping
I thought you inhale the condom such that it coats the lining of the esophagus?
No, because with blowjobs you don't have to worry. Stomach acid kills the sperm before it reaches the baby factory.
But I release my spores into the atmosphere
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
But how Chu
How did the condom wound you
No, wait
Don't tell me
I'm going to bed and I'll think of all the ways it could have and I'll report back in the morning
considering so much of athletic capacity is genetic, i wonder how many babies conceived at the olympics (by athletes not using or misusing the condoms) go on to perform in the olympics 20 years later
none probs!
olympic athletes don't get rich and the genetic components aren't that simple
what does richness have to do with it
Good blood doping programs cost money.
They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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TL DRNot at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered Userregular
No, you unroll the condom over your phone so that you can never make a post like that again.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
Good night [chat]
Be good to yourself and to each other
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considering so much of athletic capacity is genetic, i wonder how many babies conceived at the olympics (by athletes not using or misusing the condoms) go on to perform in the olympics 20 years later
Implying that the olympic women are capable of fertility, after spending their entire adult lives with 3% body fat..
Implying that Olympic men's PED strangled testes can wriggle out a single capable sperm..
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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My publicist has advised me to mention I have nothing but utmost admiration and respect for Olympic athletes
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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I don't know what it is but there's some kind of food additive in store bought Montreal Steak Seasoning that turns my butt into a fire hose for about a day. I try to avoid it but if my stepdad grills a steak he puts it on there without asking.
I know it's not one of the main ingredients of the spice mix because I can have every one of those without any problems.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
I don't know what it is but there's some kind of food additive in store bought Montreal Steak Seasoning that turns my butt into a fire hose for about a day. I try to avoid it but if my stepdad grills a steak he puts it on there without asking.
I know it's not one of the main ingredients of the spice mix because I can have every one of those without any problems.
That's the magic.
can you feel the struggle within?
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Knitdan they're both p reasonable. Knife is a Victorinox Fibrox 8" Chef's Knife. I paid like 35 bucks tho now it seems to be up to 45 on Amazon. The cutting board is the 'utility' board by OXO ( @Deebaser ) and was 15.
I was standing on some land that stretched down into the water to my left. It made the water in front of me into a tiny shallow cove you could walk down into.
People paddled around in the little cove, and a few of them climbed up onto the stone shelf on the far side.
Looked fun.
I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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How do you "misuse" a condom? It's the least complex product in human history. You stretch it out as far as possible and tie it around your penis to cut off the circulation. So simple.
Great
You jam it up the urethra and it prevents the ejaculate from escaping
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
none probs!
olympic athletes don't get rich and the genetic components aren't that simple
I thought you inhale the condom such that it coats the lining of the esophagus?
i am not currently amenable to condom-horror humor
what does richness have to do with it
No, because with blowjobs you don't have to worry. Stomach acid kills the sperm before it reaches the baby factory.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
But I release my spores into the atmosphere
How did the condom wound you
No, wait
Don't tell me
I'm going to bed and I'll think of all the ways it could have and I'll report back in the morning
Good blood doping programs cost money.
Be good to yourself and to each other
Implying that the olympic women are capable of fertility, after spending their entire adult lives with 3% body fat..
Implying that Olympic men's PED strangled testes can wriggle out a single capable sperm..
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
my grilled cheese came out p good. my homemade kimchi was so-so spicy? not as much as i wanted. but also p tasty. success.
now i just have to put more thought into how to video stuff. that part was garbage.
Sorry this happens to you Neco
Some people are just plain rude
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Dare I go...back to the store....
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Fuckers must be blind or something.
:bro:
It was me.
I confess.
I know it's not one of the main ingredients of the spice mix because I can have every one of those without any problems.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Watch the video at the bottom.
http://www.theverge.com/2016/8/14/12467632/spacex-falcon-9-jcsat-16-drone-ship-landing-success
That's the magic.
it was the most Winky thing I've watched all day
For the first time in a long while I wanted to swim in the ocean.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
millennium hand and shrimp
I may have given up my weekend but my next paycheck is gonna be so nice
People paddled around in the little cove, and a few of them climbed up onto the stone shelf on the far side.
Looked fun.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
*throws his drink on you*