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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    considering so much of athletic capacity is genetic, i wonder how many babies conceived at the olympics (by athletes not using or misusing the condoms) go on to perform in the olympics 20 years later

    How do you "misuse" a condom? It's the least complex product in human history. You stretch it out as far as possible and tie it around your penis to cut off the circulation. So simple.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Totp

    Great

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    considering so much of athletic capacity is genetic, i wonder how many babies conceived at the olympics (by athletes not using or misusing the condoms) go on to perform in the olympics 20 years later

    How do you "misuse" a condom? It's the least complex product in human history. You stretch it out as far as possible and tie it around your penis to cut off the circulation. So simple.
    No this is wrong

    You jam it up the urethra and it prevents the ejaculate from escaping

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    considering so much of athletic capacity is genetic, i wonder how many babies conceived at the olympics (by athletes not using or misusing the condoms) go on to perform in the olympics 20 years later

    none probs!

    olympic athletes don't get rich and the genetic components aren't that simple

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    considering so much of athletic capacity is genetic, i wonder how many babies conceived at the olympics (by athletes not using or misusing the condoms) go on to perform in the olympics 20 years later

    How do you "misuse" a condom? It's the least complex product in human history. You stretch it out as far as possible and tie it around your penis to cut off the circulation. So simple.
    No this is wrong

    You jam it up the urethra and it prevents the ejaculate from escaping

    I thought you inhale the condom such that it coats the lining of the esophagus?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Drez wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    considering so much of athletic capacity is genetic, i wonder how many babies conceived at the olympics (by athletes not using or misusing the condoms) go on to perform in the olympics 20 years later

    How do you "misuse" a condom? It's the least complex product in human history. You stretch it out as far as possible and tie it around your penis to cut off the circulation. So simple.

    i am not currently amenable to condom-horror humor

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    considering so much of athletic capacity is genetic, i wonder how many babies conceived at the olympics (by athletes not using or misusing the condoms) go on to perform in the olympics 20 years later

    none probs!

    olympic athletes don't get rich and the genetic components aren't that simple

    what does richness have to do with it

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    considering so much of athletic capacity is genetic, i wonder how many babies conceived at the olympics (by athletes not using or misusing the condoms) go on to perform in the olympics 20 years later

    How do you "misuse" a condom? It's the least complex product in human history. You stretch it out as far as possible and tie it around your penis to cut off the circulation. So simple.
    No this is wrong

    You jam it up the urethra and it prevents the ejaculate from escaping

    I thought you inhale the condom such that it coats the lining of the esophagus?

    No, because with blowjobs you don't have to worry. Stomach acid kills the sperm before it reaches the baby factory.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    considering so much of athletic capacity is genetic, i wonder how many babies conceived at the olympics (by athletes not using or misusing the condoms) go on to perform in the olympics 20 years later

    How do you "misuse" a condom? It's the least complex product in human history. You stretch it out as far as possible and tie it around your penis to cut off the circulation. So simple.
    No this is wrong

    You jam it up the urethra and it prevents the ejaculate from escaping

    I thought you inhale the condom such that it coats the lining of the esophagus?

    No, because with blowjobs you don't have to worry. Stomach acid kills the sperm before it reaches the baby factory.

    But I release my spores into the atmosphere

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    But how Chu

    How did the condom wound you

    No, wait

    Don't tell me

    I'm going to bed and I'll think of all the ways it could have and I'll report back in the morning

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    considering so much of athletic capacity is genetic, i wonder how many babies conceived at the olympics (by athletes not using or misusing the condoms) go on to perform in the olympics 20 years later

    none probs!

    olympic athletes don't get rich and the genetic components aren't that simple

    what does richness have to do with it

    Good blood doping programs cost money.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    No, you unroll the condom over your phone so that you can never make a post like that again.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Good night [chat]

    Be good to yourself and to each other <3

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    considering so much of athletic capacity is genetic, i wonder how many babies conceived at the olympics (by athletes not using or misusing the condoms) go on to perform in the olympics 20 years later

    Implying that the olympic women are capable of fertility, after spending their entire adult lives with 3% body fat..

    Implying that Olympic men's PED strangled testes can wriggle out a single capable sperm..

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    My publicist has advised me to mention I have nothing but utmost admiration and respect for Olympic athletes

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    not passing sucks. Gawkers are fucking exhausting

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
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    my grilled cheese came out p good. my homemade kimchi was so-so spicy? not as much as i wanted. but also p tasty. success.

    now i just have to put more thought into how to video stuff. that part was garbage.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    not passing sucks. Gawkers are fucking exhausting

    Sorry this happens to you Neco

    Some people are just plain rude

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Oh lord I forgot the ketchup

    Dare I go...back to the store....

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    edit: nm even the thumbnail is nsfw

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Chu I want your knife and cutting board

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    not passing sucks. Gawkers are fucking exhausting

    Fuckers must be blind or something.


    :bro:

    With Love and Courage
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I did the millennium.

    It was me.

    I confess.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    I don't know what it is but there's some kind of food additive in store bought Montreal Steak Seasoning that turns my butt into a fire hose for about a day. I try to avoid it but if my stepdad grills a steak he puts it on there without asking.

    I know it's not one of the main ingredients of the spice mix because I can have every one of those without any problems.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I don't know what it is but there's some kind of food additive in store bought Montreal Steak Seasoning that turns my butt into a fire hose for about a day. I try to avoid it but if my stepdad grills a steak he puts it on there without asking.

    I know it's not one of the main ingredients of the spice mix because I can have every one of those without any problems.

    That's the magic.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    I watched a Poppy video or three

    it was the most Winky thing I've watched all day

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    I visited a scenic beach a few days ago.

    For the first time in a long while I wanted to swim in the ocean.

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    kedinik on
    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    I would not want to swim on that beach

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Guys we can space tho

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Knitdan they're both p reasonable. Knife is a Victorinox Fibrox 8" Chef's Knife. I paid like 35 bucks tho now it seems to be up to 45 on Amazon. The cutting board is the 'utility' board by OXO ( @Deebaser ) and was 15.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I did the millennium.

    It was me.

    I confess.

    millennium hand and shrimp

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    It's 11:36pm and I've been working from home since about 10, plus working most of yesterday, and I'm not done yet.

    I may have given up my weekend but my next paycheck is gonna be so nice

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    I was standing on some land that stretched down into the water to my left. It made the water in front of me into a tiny shallow cove you could walk down into.

    People paddled around in the little cove, and a few of them climbed up onto the stone shelf on the far side.

    Looked fun.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Lol, I just read short story where the character goes on the euthanasia coaster. I don't know if I believe that's a plausible future.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Hello friends and ex-lovers

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Eddy wrote: »
    Hello friends and ex-lovers

    *throws his drink on you*

    kedinik on
    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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