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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Getting eyes tested. Having air blown into your eyes is the bluest.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    I can accept the velodrome bikes tho because they go insaneo fast due to the physics

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    also @eddy here is my current r&b submission

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lQDPOfMUIA

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    They should add Motorsport to the Olympics as long as equestrian events are in

    And jousting on motorbikes.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I wish I were pretty and younger and my life not the slo-motion version of a rolling dumpster fire colliding with a sewer truck

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    They should add Motorsport to the Olympics as long as equestrian events are in

    And jousting on motorbikes.

    seriously, why the fuck not

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    navgoose wrote: »
    In case anyone needs reasons not to have kids, mine just ate all the bacon and pancakes which were for dinner. I won't be home yet for another hour.

    That's fucked up.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited August 2016
    Atomika wrote: »
    I wish I were pretty and younger and my life not the slo-motion version of a rolling dumpster fire colliding with a sewer truck

    Truly youthful prettiness is wasted on the young dumb people that aren't me and therefore I don't care about

    Apothe0sis on
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
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    thanks a lot google *ignores the rest of the page*

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Getting eyes tested. Having air blown into your eyes is the bluest.

    I fucking hate the pressure test

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    You big dumb and full gum

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Dwarf tossing

    of course Russia would be disqualified as they would try to use non regulation little people

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Dressage and cross country are hard on the human body. Take lots of physical and mental control of the rider. And requires tons of training on the human part.

    But whatever.

    Go on and hate on it.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Dressage and cross country are hard on the human body. Take lots of physical and mental control of the rider. And requires tons of training on the human part.

    But whatever.

    Go on and hate on it.
    I feel like we've made it clear that the difficulty is not the problem. Motorsports have the same properties, I don't think they're any more appropriate.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    I wish I were pretty and younger and my life not the slo-motion version of a rolling dumpster fire colliding with a sewer truck

    Ditto

    fuck gendered marketing
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Is sumo still an Olympic event

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    nancy's red outfit makes me think of l4d zoey
    that's all, friends

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    I just wish I were generally happier and not fighting off grumpyness and low self esteem.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Is sumo still an Olympic event

    Sumo has never been an Olympic event

    fuck gendered marketing
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I don't really consider the Olympics as having any kind of purity as far as what should and shouldn't be in there, so long as it showcases human achievement. The ancient ones had sculpting and trumpet playing apparently.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    also eddy here is my current r&b submission

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lQDPOfMUIA

    modern r&b so same sounding... all these mild trap beats and cooing .........

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I don't really consider the Olympics as having any kind of purity as far as what should and shouldn't be in there, so long as it showcases human achievement. The ancient ones had sculpting and trumpet playing apparently.

    and thats why everyone who ever won a gold medal in trumpet is dead

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    goodnight you princes of maine

    you kings of new england

    I have three days off and I think I'm going to sleep through at least one of them

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Is sumo still an Olympic event

    Sumo has never been an Olympic event

    robot sumo should be in the olympics

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Dressage and cross country are hard on the human body. Take lots of physical and mental control of the rider. And requires tons of training on the human part.

    But whatever.

    Go on and hate on it.
    I feel like we've made it clear that the difficulty is not the problem. Motorsports have the same properties, I don't think they're any more appropriate.

    You are ignoring the entire sport is built off the humans athletic and physical ability which are the keys to the olympics. By your own measure.

    Instead of being on a bike or using a pole vault it is on a horse.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Is sumo still an Olympic event

    Sumo has never been an Olympic event
    THEN WHAT ARE THESE TICKETS FOR

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Dressage and cross country are hard on the human body. Take lots of physical and mental control of the rider. And requires tons of training on the human part.

    But whatever.

    Go on and hate on it.
    I feel like we've made it clear that the difficulty is not the problem. Motorsports have the same properties, I don't think they're any more appropriate.

    You are ignoring the entire sport is built off the humans athletic and physical ability which are the keys to the olympics. By your own measure.

    Instead of being on a bike or using a pole vault it is on a horse.

    could the olympic champion grab any horse off the street and win still

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Dressage and cross country are hard on the human body. Take lots of physical and mental control of the rider. And requires tons of training on the human part.

    But whatever.

    Go on and hate on it.
    I feel like we've made it clear that the difficulty is not the problem. Motorsports have the same properties, I don't think they're any more appropriate.

    You are ignoring the entire sport is built off the humans athletic and physical ability which are the keys to the olympics. By your own measure.

    Instead of being on a bike or using a pole vault it is on a horse.

    could the olympic champion grab any horse off the street and win still

    ANY RENTAL HORSE YOU WANT $5.00 + DEPOSIT

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Dressage and cross country are hard on the human body. Take lots of physical and mental control of the rider. And requires tons of training on the human part.

    But whatever.

    Go on and hate on it.
    I feel like we've made it clear that the difficulty is not the problem. Motorsports have the same properties, I don't think they're any more appropriate.

    You are ignoring the entire sport is built off the humans athletic and physical ability which are the keys to the olympics. By your own measure.

    Instead of being on a bike or using a pole vault it is on a horse.

    A pole and a bike are not the same as a horse

    And it is built on human ability AND A HORSE

    Which is different

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    at the very least do it like a bull riding rodeo, where your horse is picked at random and highly pissed off

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    @Sarksus the image is by a Chinese artist: https://www.artstation.com/artist/lanyuan

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Dressage and cross country are hard on the human body. Take lots of physical and mental control of the rider. And requires tons of training on the human part.

    But whatever.

    Go on and hate on it.
    I feel like we've made it clear that the difficulty is not the problem. Motorsports have the same properties, I don't think they're any more appropriate.

    You are ignoring the entire sport is built off the humans athletic and physical ability which are the keys to the olympics. By your own measure.

    Instead of being on a bike or using a pole vault it is on a horse.

    could the olympic champion grab any horse off the street and win still

    could a bmxer do the same stuff on a tricycle

    anyway, just because an event involves hard work that occurred prior to the games doesn't mean it's inappropriate. That effort was invested into the animal, even if the animal worked hard as well. And if I had to choose between a bike and a horse to deal with, I'd rather choose the bike, a mechanical thing which will perform according to its specifications.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    olympic events that should be eliminated:

    - dressage, obviously
    - every swimming event that isn't the fastest way to swim
    - triple jump
    - golf
    - water polo, which is what you do on vacation when you have a lot of people and no one agrees on what to do
    - race walking
    - synchronized swimming
    As long as we keep synchronized diving this is acceptable

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    thank you simon, I haven't watched Stranger Things so I was very lost

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    olympic events that should be eliminated:

    - dressage, obviously
    - every swimming event that isn't the fastest way to swim
    - triple jump
    - golf
    - water polo, which is what you do on vacation when you have a lot of people and no one agrees on what to do
    - race walking
    - synchronized swimming
    As long as we keep synchronized diving this is acceptable

    As a fellow queer person, how could I not at least show some solidarity?

    I know what you boys like :wink:

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Dressage and cross country are hard on the human body. Take lots of physical and mental control of the rider. And requires tons of training on the human part.

    But whatever.

    Go on and hate on it.
    I feel like we've made it clear that the difficulty is not the problem. Motorsports have the same properties, I don't think they're any more appropriate.

    You are ignoring the entire sport is built off the humans athletic and physical ability which are the keys to the olympics. By your own measure.

    Instead of being on a bike or using a pole vault it is on a horse.

    could the olympic champion grab any horse off the street and win still

    could a bmxer do the same stuff on a tricycle

    anyway, just because an event involves hard work that occurred prior to the games doesn't mean it's inappropriate. That effort was invested into the animal, even if the animal worked hard as well. And if I had to choose between a bike and a horse to deal with, I'd rather choose the bike, a mechanical thing which will perform according to its specifications.

    no. could they do the same stuff on some other identical bmx bike? most likely.

    and i mean, yes. exactly! for an event about how good a human is id rather there be a bike - mechanical, reproducible. unlike a horse

    i don't really think you should have an event thats also based on how good a horse is at being a horse

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Dressage and cross country are hard on the human body. Take lots of physical and mental control of the rider. And requires tons of training on the human part.

    But whatever.

    Go on and hate on it.
    I feel like we've made it clear that the difficulty is not the problem. Motorsports have the same properties, I don't think they're any more appropriate.

    You are ignoring the entire sport is built off the humans athletic and physical ability which are the keys to the olympics. By your own measure.

    Instead of being on a bike or using a pole vault it is on a horse.

    could the olympic champion grab any horse off the street and win still

    could a bmxer do the same stuff on a tricycle

    anyway, just because an event involves hard work that occurred prior to the games doesn't mean it's inappropriate. That effort was invested into the animal, even if the animal worked hard as well. And if I had to choose between a bike and a horse to deal with, I'd rather choose the bike, a mechanical thing which will perform according to its specifications.

    no. could they do the same stuff on some other identical bmx bike? most likely.

    and i mean, yes. exactly! for an event about how good a human is id rather there be a bike - mechanical, reproducible. unlike a horse

    i don't really think you should have an event thats also based on how good a horse is at being a horse

    well there are mediocre and great bikes as well, my point is that there is additional effort required to train a capricious animal

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    they should make it so your sport gets picked randomly

    This year you're doing the marathon

    Next time it's archery

    Keep it fresh

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Dressage and cross country are hard on the human body. Take lots of physical and mental control of the rider. And requires tons of training on the human part.

    But whatever.

    Go on and hate on it.
    I feel like we've made it clear that the difficulty is not the problem. Motorsports have the same properties, I don't think they're any more appropriate.

    You are ignoring the entire sport is built off the humans athletic and physical ability which are the keys to the olympics. By your own measure.

    Instead of being on a bike or using a pole vault it is on a horse.

    could the olympic champion grab any horse off the street and win still

    could a bmxer do the same stuff on a tricycle

    anyway, just because an event involves hard work that occurred prior to the games doesn't mean it's inappropriate. That effort was invested into the animal, even if the animal worked hard as well. And if I had to choose between a bike and a horse to deal with, I'd rather choose the bike, a mechanical thing which will perform according to its specifications.

    no. could they do the same stuff on some other identical bmx bike? most likely.

    and i mean, yes. exactly! for an event about how good a human is id rather there be a bike - mechanical, reproducible. unlike a horse

    i don't really think you should have an event thats also based on how good a horse is at being a horse

    well there are mediocre and great bikes as well, my point is that there is additional effort required to train a capricious animal

    The effort is not the relevant part

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