He apparently was real broken up about it if it's any consolation
it isn't
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GustavFriend of GoatsSomewhere in the OzarksRegistered Userregular
edited August 2016
Mom proved to be the farmer of the two as it were. She more or less ran a 100 goat dairy farm and business completely by herself. And just little hobgoblin Gus running around not helping.
I think her only disaster with livestock was losing her sense of smell when she got kicked off a horse. The horse was fine though.
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We've got a bunch of wooden posts with roughly one foot square sized platforms that we put fly poison on, these tiny green pellets, to deal with all the flies. We'd also cut oranges in to pieces and rub them in the poison to attract the flies.
Then there's Kevin. Kevin ain't the brightest. He once drank his own urine on a dare. He routinely stared down the barrel of his gun to get a better look at it. But anyway we tell Kevin to go put out some oranges on the fly traps. And he does.
Then the food truck rolls up and we all have breakfast. Aaaaaaaaaaand 15 minutes later Kevin is vomiting all over.
"God dammit Kevin did you wash your hands after dealing with the fly poison?"
*hurk* "No."
"Did you know you should do that."
"Yes." *BLARRRRRRRF*
"God fucking dammit Kevin."
For the rest of the deployment if you did something stupid and knew it was stupid when you did it it was called pulling a Kevin. At one point I pulled a Kevin burning my finger on a hot poker.
That's the only orange related story I have that I can think of.
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He apparently was real broken up about it if it's any consolation
it isn't
I think her only disaster with livestock was losing her sense of smell when she got kicked off a horse. The horse was fine though.
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
This bird just seems like an asshole
( He's a jerk tho! will dance and talk and play and sing 24/7, the only thing that stops him and makes him immobile, is a camera apparently!)
In summation, birds are alright.
Fuck those things
big bird, birdie from mcdonaldland, tweety
f big bird
m birdie
k tweety
F birdie
M big bird
K tweety
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You haven't lived until you've fucked a bird
But look at the dancing
They have awesome frills on their head, are huge, and even though they can fly... they hunt their prey by running them the fuck down
Heres one kung fu kicking a snake
and it hates snakes as much as I do!
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
but...
but i'm cool
but not like, cool cool. not fonzarelli cool.
blank's such a stud tho
hrm
I don't know how to respond to this
on one hand yes, yes I am
on the other UGH
check
and
mate
Snakes are like sleeves.
Venomous
I can show you the woooooorld...
We've got a bunch of wooden posts with roughly one foot square sized platforms that we put fly poison on, these tiny green pellets, to deal with all the flies. We'd also cut oranges in to pieces and rub them in the poison to attract the flies.
Then there's Kevin. Kevin ain't the brightest. He once drank his own urine on a dare. He routinely stared down the barrel of his gun to get a better look at it. But anyway we tell Kevin to go put out some oranges on the fly traps. And he does.
Then the food truck rolls up and we all have breakfast. Aaaaaaaaaaand 15 minutes later Kevin is vomiting all over.
"God dammit Kevin did you wash your hands after dealing with the fly poison?"
*hurk* "No."
"Did you know you should do that."
"Yes." *BLARRRRRRRF*
"God fucking dammit Kevin."
For the rest of the deployment if you did something stupid and knew it was stupid when you did it it was called pulling a Kevin. At one point I pulled a Kevin burning my finger on a hot poker.
That's the only orange related story I have that I can think of.