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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    When I worked coffee shops, the first time I encountered a Canadian after a "double double" was a confusing experience

    Especially because "double cream" implies something completely different in UK English

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    When I worked coffee shops, the first time I encountered a Canadian after a "double double" was a confusing experience

    Especially because "double cream" implies something completely different in UK English

    Do

    Do I wanna know

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    My grandparents would park in the school parking lot and when I'd get off school. I'd just look for the big conversion van with the Stone Mountain carving air brushed onto the hood and walk over and get taken home.

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    OH MY JESUS

    SO MUCH MAKES SENSE NOW

    wow

    did you know stone mountain was originally built as a KKK monument and meet-up locale?

    hooray for the south!

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    "Occidentalism" is a word I use every now and then.

    Sounds like it would be a white guy talking about who the real racists are.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    When I worked coffee shops, the first time I encountered a Canadian after a "double double" was a confusing experience

    Especially because "double cream" implies something completely different in UK English

    Do

    Do I wanna know

    It implies you want a double stuffed oreo.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    When I worked coffee shops, the first time I encountered a Canadian after a "double double" was a confusing experience

    Especially because "double cream" implies something completely different in UK English

    Do

    Do I wanna know

    If you buy cream in the UK you get (in ascending order of thickness) single, double, whipping, spooning, or clotted cream.

    So "double cream" implies the kind of cream you would pour over fruit or a dessert and probably wouldn't find in a coffee shop.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    When I worked coffee shops, the first time I encountered a Canadian after a "double double" was a confusing experience

    Especially because "double cream" implies something completely different in UK English

    Do

    Do I wanna know

    If you buy cream in the UK you get (in ascending order of thickness) single, double, whipping, spooning, or clotted cream.

    So "double cream" implies the kind of cream you would pour over fruit or a dessert and probably wouldn't find in a coffee shop.

    Ah

    That's much more benign than I'd feared

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    My grandparents would park in the school parking lot and when I'd get off school. I'd just look for the big conversion van with the Stone Mountain carving air brushed onto the hood and walk over and get taken home.

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    OH MY JESUS

    SO MUCH MAKES SENSE NOW

    wow

    did you know stone mountain was originally built as a KKK monument and meet-up locale?

    hooray for the south!

    I'm sorry if heritage sites honoring war heroes offend you lib!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    My grandparents would park in the school parking lot and when I'd get off school. I'd just look for the big conversion van with the Stone Mountain carving air brushed onto the hood and walk over and get taken home.

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    OH MY JESUS

    SO MUCH MAKES SENSE NOW

    wow

    did you know stone mountain was originally built as a KKK monument and meet-up locale?

    hooray for the south!

    I'm sorry if heritage sites honoring war heroes offend you lib!

    There's a memorial plaque marking the spot where Hitler is believed to be buried

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Also hitting the Moon without any guidance computers is super hard you guys

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Also hitting the Moon without any guidance computers is super hard you guys

    did you try aiming for it

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Also hitting the Moon without any guidance computers is super hard you guys

    did you try aiming for it

    No no.

    You aim for the stars

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    narwhal try to launch your rockets during a full moon when it's bigger hth

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator mod
    rockrnger wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Also hitting the Moon without any guidance computers is super hard you guys

    did you try aiming for it

    No no.

    You aim for the stars

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Also hitting the Moon without any guidance computers is super hard you guys

    did you try aiming for it

    A moving target at 2200mph is a tricky proposition

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Also hitting the Moon without any guidance computers is super hard you guys

    did you try aiming for it

    I did

    But that worked, like, easily the least of everything I've tried so far

    That rocket went really far

    And then came back down really fast

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Also hitting the Moon without any guidance computers is super hard you guys

    did you try aiming for it

    I did

    But that worked, like, easily the least of everything I've tried so far

    That rocket went really far

    And then came back down really fast

    more boosters then

    my favorite thing to do is use the jet engines to get me into the upper atmosphere (far more fuel efficient than boosters and rocket engines)

    and then use SRBs to get me into orbit, and then I have a full tank to get me to the moon

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    My grandparents would park in the school parking lot and when I'd get off school. I'd just look for the big conversion van with the Stone Mountain carving air brushed onto the hood and walk over and get taken home.

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    OH MY JESUS

    SO MUCH MAKES SENSE NOW

    wow

    did you know stone mountain was originally built as a KKK monument and meet-up locale?

    hooray for the south!

    I'm sorry if heritage sites honoring war heroes offend you lib!

    There's a memorial plaque marking the spot where Hitler is believed to be buried

    It's the second most urinated-on spot in Europe, behind the Blarney Stone.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Also hitting the Moon without any guidance computers is super hard you guys

    did you try aiming for it

    I did

    But that worked, like, easily the least of everything I've tried so far

    That rocket went really far

    And then came back down really fast

    more boosters then

    my favorite thing to do is use the jet engines to get me into the upper atmosphere (far more fuel efficient than boosters and rocket engines)

    and then use SRBs to get me into orbit, and then I have a full tank to get me to the moon

    It DOES work really well

    But it feels so wrong

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Also hitting the Moon without any guidance computers is super hard you guys

    did you try aiming for it

    I mean

    it's fucking huge

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Try not to aim for the moon itself, but for the spot in the sky where the moon will be when the rocket gets there.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Mommy have two pee pee.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    My grandparents would park in the school parking lot and when I'd get off school. I'd just look for the big conversion van with the Stone Mountain carving air brushed onto the hood and walk over and get taken home.

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    OH MY JESUS

    SO MUCH MAKES SENSE NOW

    wow

    did you know stone mountain was originally built as a KKK monument and meet-up locale?

    hooray for the south!

    I'm sorry if heritage sites honoring war heroes offend you lib!

    There's a memorial plaque marking the spot where Hitler is believed to be buried

    It's actually where the Furherbunker was, but otherwise can confirm

    It's in the front yard of a block of flats

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    get into the moons orbit then speed up

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Try not to aim for the moon itself, but for the spot in the sky where the moon will be when the rocket gets there.

    This upsets me because it's so close to a good idea

    But also really far from one

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    If you've ever played Hearts you know it's very hard to shoot the moon.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    it's not about where you aim it

    but when you launch it

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Try not to aim for the moon itself, but for the spot in the sky where the moon will be when the rocket gets there.

    This upsets me because it's so close to a good idea

    But also really far from one

    that's actually how it works tho

    you use a hohmann transfer orbit then burn when you get to the point where you line up to where the moon will be in regards to the delta from your speed and the moons speed or some other boring bullshit physics math

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/22327618#Comment_22327618

    this is how you used to land on the moon in kerbal space program before they had fancy shmancy lander legs and whatnot

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    The bad scifi book cover conversation from earlier reminded me of something.

    Remember when scifi and fantasy book covers would often have naked people (usually but not always women) as long as they were in profile or their naught bits were strategically covered by scenery? Every cover artist wanted to be Boris Vallejo.

    Several years back in a public library science fiction section i stumbled across a book from the 1970s, it was a pulp science fiction novel and the cover art was done in a Vallejo-ish style. It depicted a robot with several nude women clinging to it, apparently enthralled, and the robot itself was just phallic-shaped enough to obviously be a metal penis ithout running afoul of censors.

    I wish I could find it again because it was so hilariously absurdly 70s and weirdly misogynist. I didn't read the book because it looked terrible but I'm still curious what inspired the cover artist to paint naked women worshipping a robot dick.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    The bad scifi book cover conversation from earlier reminded me of something.

    Remember when scifi and fantasy book covers would often have naked people (usually but not always women) as long as they were in profile or their naught bits were strategically covered by scenery? Every cover artist wanted to be Boris Vallejo.

    Several years back in a public library science fiction section i stumbled across a book from the 1970s, it was a pulp science fiction novel and the cover art was done in a Vallejo-ish style. It depicted a robot with several nude women clinging to it, apparently enthralled, and the robot itself was just phallic-shaped enough to obviously be a metal penis ithout running afoul of censors.

    I wish I could find it again because it was so hilariously absurdly 70s and weirdly misogynist. I didn't read the book because it looked terrible but I'm still curious what inspired the cover artist to paint naked women worshipping a robot dick.
    That was totally a thing for so long!

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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Try not to aim for the moon itself, but for the spot in the sky where the moon will be when the rocket gets there.

    This upsets me because it's so close to a good idea

    But also really far from one

    that's actually how it works tho

    you use a hohmann transfer orbit then burn when you get to the point where you line up to where the moon will be in regards to the delta from your speed and the moons speed or some other boring bullshit physics math

    6th grade was when I realized I couldn't be a scientist of any sort, and this is why.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Try not to aim for the moon itself, but for the spot in the sky where the moon will be when the rocket gets there.

    This upsets me because it's so close to a good idea

    But also really far from one

    that's actually how it works tho

    you use a hohmann transfer orbit then burn when you get to the point where you line up to where the moon will be in regards to the delta from your speed and the moons speed or some other boring bullshit physics math

    6th grade was when I realized I couldn't be a scientist of any sort, and this is why.

    I mean.. it's fun math

    but I don't want to do it in my free time

    I want to get fucking paid

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    Try not to aim for the moon itself, but for the spot in the sky where the moon will be when the rocket gets there.

    This upsets me because it's so close to a good idea

    But also really far from one

    that's actually how it works tho

    you use a hohmann transfer orbit then burn when you get to the point where you line up to where the moon will be in regards to the delta from your speed and the moons speed or some other boring bullshit physics math

    That's correct, and that's almost what knitdan said!

    Whereas I interpreted as shooting it at where the Moon will be ... as fast as I possibly can.

    Which is problematic unless I take a lot more rocket to hit the brakes at the far end. >_>

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    *turns on mech jeb and makes cool spaceships instead*

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Pokemon Red and Blue come so close to having perfect synchronization

    For those who never played, the main gimmick of having two releases is because not all 150 pokemon are present in a single game. For example in a field in Red you might get an Ekans, but in Blue the same field would yield Vulpix

    So in that way it encourages you to trade with someone of the other colour in order to fill out your Pokedex.

    And there are a couple of choices which underline this! You can choose Hitmonlee and your friend choses Hitmonchan and then you swap together! You choose Kabuto and your friend Praises Helix, and you swap to fill out! Great!

    Except for the three-way choices that exist, namely the choice of starter and which evolution to apply to Eevee. Because these are tenary and not binary choices, a Red and Blue collaborating together can only expect to have 148 Pokemon in their Pokedex, unless one chooses to start from the beginning again.

    Feels like a hairline fracture in the logic of trading between the games.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    hohmann requires you to time shit right though, which is annoying going out of your local planetary gravity well

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    try to aim for where the moon thinks you'll never find it

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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