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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    kedinik i am bummed our skejs did not align

    scheduoliosis

    I am inschedulous

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    kedinik i am bummed our skejs did not align

    When do you move? Maybe we could hang out before then

    i am going to the gf's family's thanksgiving and probably continuing home from there

    so i'd say i leave... the 21st? the 22nd maybe?

    i will be in san diego this weekend and then in LA the weekend after, both times with the gf to help her move

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Oh my god I had a working preparation for the first time in the last week, finally, all the stars had aligned, and an undergrad walked in and suddenly it wasn't working. I think her coat hit the rig. I am going to implement a "talk to me from across the threshold" policy, which is like, the kind of thing a crazy person would do, but here we are.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    apparently a friend of mine was yelled at at an anti-choice rally downtown today and then a guy dressed up as a trash can turned up to white knight for her
    Was she participating or protesting the rally? This is important.

    i think she was just walking by

    though she is not anti-choice
    Now I just have more questions... like, is the trash can dude named Oscar the grouch? Why a trash can? Was it a functional choice or an aesthetic one?

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    apparently a friend of mine was yelled at at an anti-choice rally downtown today and then a guy dressed up as a trash can turned up to white knight for her
    Was she participating or protesting the rally? This is important.

    i think she was just walking by

    though she is not anti-choice
    Now I just have more questions... like, is the trash can dude named Oscar the grouch? Why a trash can? Was it a functional choice or an aesthetic one?

    these things i do not know

    though apparently it was yesterday and not today so i guess it may have been a halloween costume and not, like, his version of business casual

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    In other news I crunched some numbers based on my last paycheck (I actually got a paycheck this month!).

    I've personally brought in over 100K to my company this year.

    I've been paid (in gross) maybe 10% of that, more likely 9.5% of that.

    Supposedly if I just worked harder and bring in more money I will start seeing returns, but it seems to me that with those numbers those goalposts are going to keep shifting.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    wait how do you motocross on a wave?!

    Robbie Madison did that for a promo at some point

    Massive rear sand paddle tyre and skis attached to the fork on either side of the wheel

    As I recall he rode straight off a beach and across a bay

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Oh my god I had a working preparation for the first time in the last week, finally, all the stars had aligned, and an undergrad walked in and suddenly it wasn't working. I think her coat hit the rig. I am going to implement a "talk to me from across the threshold" policy, which is like, the kind of thing a crazy person would do, but here we are.
    "You may only speak when holding this conch and only through this can tied to this string."

    8i1dt37buh2m.png
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Oh my god I had a working preparation for the first time in the last week, finally, all the stars had aligned, and an undergrad walked in and suddenly it wasn't working. I think her coat hit the rig. I am going to implement a "talk to me from across the threshold" policy, which is like, the kind of thing a crazy person would do, but here we are.

    JUST SLIDE A NOTE UNDER THE DOOR IF YOU NEED ME FOR SOMETHING

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    apparently a friend of mine was yelled at at an anti-choice rally downtown today and then a guy dressed up as a trash can turned up to white knight for her
    Was she participating or protesting the rally? This is important.

    i think she was just walking by

    though she is not anti-choice
    Now I just have more questions... like, is the trash can dude named Oscar the grouch? Why a trash can? Was it a functional choice or an aesthetic one?
    http://youtu.be/8e0NLxQJ55Y

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Oh my god I had a working preparation for the first time in the last week, finally, all the stars had aligned, and an undergrad walked in and suddenly it wasn't working. I think her coat hit the rig. I am going to implement a "talk to me from across the threshold" policy, which is like, the kind of thing a crazy person would do, but here we are.
    "You may only speak when holding this conch and only through this can tied to this string."

    It is difficult to express how low my tolerance for error is right now, because they do not make numbers that small.

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    In other news I crunched some numbers based on my last paycheck (I actually got a paycheck this month!).

    I've personally brought in over 100K to my company this year.

    I've been paid (in gross) maybe 10% of that, more likely 9.5% of that.

    Supposedly if I just worked harder and bring in more money I will start seeing returns, but it seems to me that with those numbers those goalposts are going to keep shifting.

    god damn

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Oh my god I had a working preparation for the first time in the last week, finally, all the stars had aligned, and an undergrad walked in and suddenly it wasn't working. I think her coat hit the rig. I am going to implement a "talk to me from across the threshold" policy, which is like, the kind of thing a crazy person would do, but here we are.

    JUST SLIDE A NOTE UNDER THE DOOR IF YOU NEED ME FOR SOMETHING

    I mean, I'm not going to be shy or passive aggressive.

    But I'm going to tell people not to step into the room because they might hit something, and they can just deal with it if they don't like it? I'm a superior to basically everyone here, so.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Oh my god I had a working preparation for the first time in the last week, finally, all the stars had aligned, and an undergrad walked in and suddenly it wasn't working. I think her coat hit the rig. I am going to implement a "talk to me from across the threshold" policy, which is like, the kind of thing a crazy person would do, but here we are.

    Move your shit to a laser lab and just leave the warning light outside on constantly.

    l5sruu1fyatf.jpg

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    kedinik i am bummed our skejs did not align

    When do you move? Maybe we could hang out before then

    i am going to the gf's family's thanksgiving and probably continuing home from there

    so i'd say i leave... the 21st? the 22nd maybe?

    i will be in san diego this weekend and then in LA the weekend after, both times with the gf to help her move

    I'll be in San Diego this weekend; let's get coffee or some food if you've got the time

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Oh my god I had a working preparation for the first time in the last week, finally, all the stars had aligned, and an undergrad walked in and suddenly it wasn't working. I think her coat hit the rig. I am going to implement a "talk to me from across the threshold" policy, which is like, the kind of thing a crazy person would do, but here we are.

    Move your shit to a laser lab and just leave the warning light outside on constantly.

    Or

    Have lasers constantly sweeping the corridor like an fps puzzle

    Anyone who makes it has proved they have the coordination not to bash the experiment

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Oh my god I had a working preparation for the first time in the last week, finally, all the stars had aligned, and an undergrad walked in and suddenly it wasn't working. I think her coat hit the rig. I am going to implement a "talk to me from across the threshold" policy, which is like, the kind of thing a crazy person would do, but here we are.

    JUST SLIDE A NOTE UNDER THE DOOR IF YOU NEED ME FOR SOMETHING

    I mean, I'm not going to be shy or passive aggressive.

    But I'm going to tell people not to step into the room because they might hit something, and they can just deal with it if they don't like it? I'm a superior to basically everyone here, so.

    i mean if you can't abuse your authority why even have it

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Oh my god I had a working preparation for the first time in the last week, finally, all the stars had aligned, and an undergrad walked in and suddenly it wasn't working. I think her coat hit the rig. I am going to implement a "talk to me from across the threshold" policy, which is like, the kind of thing a crazy person would do, but here we are.

    JUST SLIDE A NOTE UNDER THE DOOR IF YOU NEED ME FOR SOMETHING

    I mean, I'm not going to be shy or passive aggressive.

    But I'm going to tell people not to step into the room because they might hit something, and they can just deal with it if they don't like it? I'm a superior to basically everyone here, so.

    I was going to say... now is the time for the Passive-Aggressive note, right? :D

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    In other news I crunched some numbers based on my last paycheck (I actually got a paycheck this month!).

    I've personally brought in over 100K to my company this year.

    I've been paid (in gross) maybe 10% of that, more likely 9.5% of that.

    Supposedly if I just worked harder and bring in more money I will start seeing returns, but it seems to me that with those numbers those goalposts are going to keep shifting.

    god damn

    Pls tell me that 10% is on top of your base salary

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    someone give me euphoria inducing drugs

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Oh my god I had a working preparation for the first time in the last week, finally, all the stars had aligned, and an undergrad walked in and suddenly it wasn't working. I think her coat hit the rig. I am going to implement a "talk to me from across the threshold" policy, which is like, the kind of thing a crazy person would do, but here we are.

    JUST SLIDE A NOTE UNDER THE DOOR IF YOU NEED ME FOR SOMETHING

    I mean, I'm not going to be shy or passive aggressive.

    But I'm going to tell people not to step into the room because they might hit something, and they can just deal with it if they don't like it? I'm a superior to basically everyone here, so.

    I was going to say... now is the time for the Passive-Aggressive note, right? :D

    I'm just going to be aggressive aggressive

    I have no time for any of this

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    In other news I crunched some numbers based on my last paycheck (I actually got a paycheck this month!).

    I've personally brought in over 100K to my company this year.

    I've been paid (in gross) maybe 10% of that, more likely 9.5% of that.

    Supposedly if I just worked harder and bring in more money I will start seeing returns, but it seems to me that with those numbers those goalposts are going to keep shifting.

    god damn

    Pls tell me that 10% is on top of your base salary

    Hahahahahahahaha

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    someone give me euphoria inducing drugs

    someone give me mellow drugs

    PSN: Honkalot
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Smash girl hasn't texted me in a month :(

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Oh my god I had a working preparation for the first time in the last week, finally, all the stars had aligned, and an undergrad walked in and suddenly it wasn't working. I think her coat hit the rig. I am going to implement a "talk to me from across the threshold" policy, which is like, the kind of thing a crazy person would do, but here we are.
    "You may only speak when holding this conch and only through this can tied to this string."

    It is difficult to express how low my tolerance for error is right now, because they do not make numbers that small.

    What about ε?

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    why does the verge hate its readership?

    pnqjxl5izcbx.jpeg

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    In other news I crunched some numbers based on my last paycheck (I actually got a paycheck this month!).

    I've personally brought in over 100K to my company this year.

    I've been paid (in gross) maybe 10% of that, more likely 9.5% of that.

    Supposedly if I just worked harder and bring in more money I will start seeing returns, but it seems to me that with those numbers those goalposts are going to keep shifting.

    god damn

    Pls tell me that 10% is on top of your base salary

    Hahahahahahahaha

    ... That's not legal?

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    edited November 2016
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    kedinik wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    In other news I crunched some numbers based on my last paycheck (I actually got a paycheck this month!).

    I've personally brought in over 100K to my company this year.

    I've been paid (in gross) maybe 10% of that, more likely 9.5% of that.

    Supposedly if I just worked harder and bring in more money I will start seeing returns, but it seems to me that with those numbers those goalposts are going to keep shifting.

    god damn

    Pls tell me that 10% is on top of your base salary

    Hahahahahahahaha

    You've worked full time for a gross of less than 1k a month? What country are you in?

    milski on
    I ate an engineer
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    why does the verge hate its readership?

    pnqjxl5izcbx.jpeg

    Not sure it is hate.

    More like, how can we fuck with people?

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    But I'm going to tell people not to step into the room because they might hit something, and they can just deal with it if they don't like it? I'm a superior to basically everyone here, so.

    don't feel too weird about this, all of our labs are pretty much taped off so that people don't just wander into them willy nilly (for safety reasons primarily, but it has the side effect of keeping down traffic)

    and some areas have stop signs they put up when they are doing stuff that takes a lot of concentration or whatever

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Oh my god I had a working preparation for the first time in the last week, finally, all the stars had aligned, and an undergrad walked in and suddenly it wasn't working. I think her coat hit the rig. I am going to implement a "talk to me from across the threshold" policy, which is like, the kind of thing a crazy person would do, but here we are.
    "You may only speak when holding this conch and only through this can tied to this string."

    It is difficult to express how low my tolerance for error is right now, because they do not make numbers that small.

    What about ε?

    Good old ε. Key to so much multivariable calculus.

    l5sruu1fyatf.jpg

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    god overwatch solo queue is fucking awful

    can I like, ban my account from ever queuing with less than 2 people in a group?

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Also the page redesign is cancer. Dear god Verge. Why?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    god overwatch solo queue is fucking awful

    can I like, ban my account from ever queuing with less than 2 people in a group?

    Can't you trust yourself not to do it?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Also the page redesign is cancer. Dear god Verge. Why?

    it's all Nilay Patel. This is what he sees when he closes his eyes

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    god overwatch solo queue is fucking awful

    can I like, ban my account from ever queuing with less than 2 people in a group?

    Can't you trust yourself not to do it?

    no?

    did you even think that through before you said it?

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Her two kids
    in high school
    they tell her that she's not cool
    she's still preoccupied
    in 1985

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Also this Ionic Creator thing is amazing. It's like literally drag and drop to make an entire UI and it automatically makes both an iphone and an android look-and-feel, and then you can immediately test your app on any phone via the companion app.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited November 2016
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Oh my god I had a working preparation for the first time in the last week, finally, all the stars had aligned, and an undergrad walked in and suddenly it wasn't working. I think her coat hit the rig. I am going to implement a "talk to me from across the threshold" policy, which is like, the kind of thing a crazy person would do, but here we are.

    JUST SLIDE A NOTE UNDER THE DOOR IF YOU NEED ME FOR SOMETHING

    I mean, I'm not going to be shy or passive aggressive.

    But I'm going to tell people not to step into the room because they might hit something, and they can just deal with it if they don't like it? I'm a superior to basically everyone here, so.

    I was going to say... now is the time for the Passive-Aggressive note, right? :D

    I'm just going to be aggressive aggressive

    I have no time for any of this

    You need two cheap investments:

    1. a largish sign that says DO NOT ENTER THIS ROOM
    2. a reproduction claymore mine for emphasis

    latest?cb=20090317021428

    Abdhyius on
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