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Penny Arcade - Comic - New Year’s Resolutions

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edited November 2016 in The Penny Arcade Hub

imagePenny Arcade - Comic - New Year’s Resolutions

Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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  • moosemaimermoosemaimer Registered User regular
    This reminds me of a Foxtrot comic from a VERY long time ago, where Jason is begging for a new computer because the Klingon ships are metallic green.

    METALLIC green!

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  • ironzergironzerg Registered User regular
    Moist has to be the filthiest not-inherently-filthy word in the English language.

  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    Is this the right title to match this comic? I'm not seeing any correlation between hi-res orc grease and New Years.

  • RingoRingo He/Him Bury me at Lone Tree DenRegistered User regular
    Resolutions would probably be the link there

    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
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  • rahkeesh2000rahkeesh2000 Registered User regular
    It's just an excuse to pun resomolutions.

  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Ringo wrote: »
    Resolutions would probably be the link there

    Yeah there's only one aspect to the joke.

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  • Skull2185Skull2185 Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »

    Hah! I was going to post that.

    Also, looks like that orc has been playing too much World of Final Fantasy.

    Everyone has a price. Throw enough gold around and someone will risk disintegration.
  • bbullockbbullock Registered User regular
    "The Moist Orc" sounds like a D&D tavern.

  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    and here I am, with only 3K resomolution moistness.

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Gabe really nails the "wife who knows that she has to be supportive no matter how dumb the husband is being" dynamic with the body language and expressions in this one

    You know... I imagine...

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • TrygylTrygyl Registered User regular
    ironzerg wrote: »
    Moist has to be the filthiest not-inherently-filthy word in the English language.
    I'd say raunchy tops it... all I can think of when I hear that word is moldy nachos and cheese...

  • wallywestwallywest Registered User regular
    Haha, my wife and I have that discussion (about TV's) every time we go to Costco.

    It's funny and disturbing at the same time that PA has gone from two dudes arguing about video games to "wife issues" like this. Comic characters aren't supposed to grow up dammit!!!!!

  • RatherDashing89RatherDashing89 Registered User regular
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  • Monkey Ball WarriorMonkey Ball Warrior A collection of mediocre hats Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    The ratio of video quality improvement to increase in hardware power / complexity needed has been getting worse and worse every year, but with the 4K thing we are rapidly approaching pointless levels of diminishing returns.

    When we went from ex. PS1 to PS2 or from N64 to The Cube, those were IMPROVEMENTS. Your mom could tell the difference. Now, not so much.

    I think consoles / TV manufactures should probably concentrate on higher, variable refresh rates. It's nearly the only thing left with room for significant improvement.

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  • shadowysea07shadowysea07 Registered User regular
    How about making it so consoles hook up to tv's wireless? that'd be interesting.

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