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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Who knew chipotle was closed today. And also the Mexican restaurant I tried to go to after.

    Now I have a bunch of corona and I'm at a Taco Bell @Drez

    This dark timeline.

    Wait...aren't you in Manhattan or something?

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Sports is on TV right now but I must ask:

    What is sports?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk15H6PjBis

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    What the fuck, car mount ad?

    No! do NOT encourage people to mount a fucking iPad in their car in the field of view!
    Oh, they are great. I have one for my iPhone.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    My friend works at an awesome Taquiera in Hell's Kitchen. Best (real) taco I've ever had, no exaggeration.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Who knew chipotle was closed today. And also the Mexican restaurant I tried to go to after.

    Now I have a bunch of corona and I'm at a Taco Bell Drez

    This dark timeline.

    hopefully the place that makes tasty rice bowls is open for lunch or I am going to qq

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    What the fuck, car mount ad?

    No! do NOT encourage people to mount a fucking iPad in their car in the field of view!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvVThrMhnuE

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Who knew chipotle was closed today. And also the Mexican restaurant I tried to go to after.

    Now I have a bunch of corona and I'm at a Taco Bell @Drez

    This dark timeline.

    Wait...aren't you in Manhattan or something?

    Ohio but close.

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    What the fuck, car mount ad?

    No! do NOT encourage people to mount a fucking iPad in their car in the field of view!
    Oh, they are great. I have one for my iPhone.

    I'm totally down with magnetic mounts.

    But you really don't need THAT big of a screen unless you are living out some early-day Fast and the Furious shit.

    He/Him | "A boat is always safest in the harbor, but that’s not why we build boats." | "If you run, you gain one. If you move forward, you gain two." - Suletta Mercury, G-Witch
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    does no one else just casually leave vials of their own semen lying around

    I wouldn't call them "vials" so much as "puddles".

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    counted out my change jar

    €38

    not bad

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    What the fuck, car mount ad?

    No! do NOT encourage people to mount a fucking iPad in their car in the field of view!
    Oh, they are great. I have one for my iPhone.

    I'm totally down with magnetic mounts.

    But you really don't need THAT big of a screen unless you are living out some early-day Fast and the Furious shit.

    I'm sure they're only used responsibly for gps apps no way anyone would use it to watch youtube while driving or anything, that would be irresponsible.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    does no one else just casually leave vials of their own semen lying around

    I wouldn't call them "vials" so much as "puddles".

    that sounds dangerous

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    What the fuck, car mount ad?

    No! do NOT encourage people to mount a fucking iPad in their car in the field of view!
    Oh, they are great. I have one for my iPhone.

    I'm totally down with magnetic mounts.

    But you really don't need THAT big of a screen unless you are living out some early-day Fast and the Furious shit.
    I would get one for my iPad, but my dash isn't big enough. They are amazing, but it makes gps much easier, and I can see texts and yell at Siri.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Who knew chipotle was closed today. And also the Mexican restaurant I tried to go to after.

    Now I have a bunch of corona and I'm at a Taco Bell @Drez

    This dark timeline.

    Wait...aren't you in Manhattan or something?

    Ohio but close.
    Chanus wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    does no one else just casually leave vials of their own semen lying around

    I wouldn't call them "vials" so much as "puddles".

    that sounds dangerous

    I'm slippery when wet.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I woke up, showered. Went to the store got sausage patties and some hash browns. Come home and made a delicious scramble with eggs and cheese. Hot coffee. I sat and turned on some brain dead stuff and read through the Sunday Washington Post. It was really a great way to start the year.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    And dry.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    does no one else just casually leave vials of their own semen lying around

    I put ribbons on mine with engraved invitations.

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    does no one else just casually leave vials of their own semen lying around

    I wouldn't call them "vials" so much as "puddles".

    that sounds dangerous
    Just slip and fall stand up pregnant.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    does no one else just casually leave vials of their own semen lying around

    I wouldn't call them "vials" so much as "puddles".

    that sounds dangerous
    Just slip and fall stand up pregnant.

    Slip and Slide: Cum Get Preggers Edition

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    does no one else just casually leave vials of their own semen lying around

    I wouldn't call them "vials" so much as "puddles".

    that sounds dangerous
    Just slip and fall stand up pregnant.

    And a race of clumsy children is born.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I woke up, showered. Went to the store got sausage patties and some hash browns. Come home and made a delicious scramble with eggs and cheese. Hot coffee. I sat and turned on some brain dead stuff and read through the Sunday Washington Post. It was really a great way to start the year.

    i woke up at 1:00pm, missed brunch with my family so they thought maybe i was dead, and regretted most of the choices i made last night

    pretty on par

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Beers and shots cancel each other out right? I mean as long as I have one Pickleback shot for each beer, I can't get drunk, correct?

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I woke up, showered. Went to the store got sausage patties and some hash browns. Come home and made a delicious scramble with eggs and cheese. Hot coffee. I sat and turned on some brain dead stuff and read through the Sunday Washington Post. It was really a great way to start the year.

    i woke up at 1:00pm, missed brunch with my family so they thought maybe i was dead, and regretted most of the choices i made last night

    pretty on par

    I got home around 3 am. I woke up at 8 am because my body is terrible. I went back to bed and crawled out of best at 11 am. So breakfast was more like a late brunch.

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Beers and shots cancel each other out right? I mean as long as I have one Pickleback shot for each beer, I can't get drunk, correct?

    i think that's how it works

    also you're immune to the effects of methamphetamines during this time so might as well do as much as you can

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    nooooo its closed today ffff

    how is this stupid day a holiday and not election day

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    does no one else just casually leave vials of their own semen lying around

    I wouldn't call them "vials" so much as "puddles".

    that sounds dangerous
    Just slip and fall stand up pregnant.

    Slip and Slide: Cum Get Preggers Edition
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I woke up, showered. Went to the store got sausage patties and some hash browns. Come home and made a delicious scramble with eggs and cheese. Hot coffee. I sat and turned on some brain dead stuff and read through the Sunday Washington Post. It was really a great way to start the year.

    i woke up at 1:00pm, missed brunch with my family so they thought maybe i was dead, and regretted most of the choices i made last night

    pretty on par

    I got home around 3 am. I woke up at 8 am because my body is terrible. I went back to bed and crawled out of best at 11 am. So breakfast was more like a late brunch.

    Yeah.

    Yeah...

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Beers and shots cancel each other out right? I mean as long as I have one Pickleback shot for each beer, I can't get drunk, correct?

    You take the shot, but spit it into a beer bottle while pretending to take a chaser

    It's like you learned nothing from Coyote Ugly

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    I wonder if the liquor store is open

    I only had one beer last night

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    I wonder if the liquor store is open

    I only had one beer last night

    they are in virginia

    it's the first time they've been open new years day here

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Ohio is just Manhattan Beyond The Wall.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Presented without want, need, or acclaim. DasTop10 of 2016 in no particular order but for your ears to enjoy

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn4Sh-tmmxE

    Tennis - Ladies Don't Play Guitar This song here. This song right here has some lyrics with important words. Those lyrics rest on an absolutely dreamy melody driven forward by steadfast vocals with a feminine mystique that emulates the lyrical content

    "Ladies just need your love
    Don't you know we are all caught up in it
    Baby I've been listening
    I can be the archetype of whatever you're feeling"


    It's self-aware, powerful, and fun. What more can you ask for? Plus after Hillary was defeated we need more female voices speaking up.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hZCsgcKa-g

    Childish Gambino - Me and Your Mama Sometimes a youtube comment says it best "Damn, this track is the lovechild of Pink Floyd and James Brown" and WhereMyKeys couldn't be more correct. There's a definite dash of soul and a hint of funk added to the mix but Gambino has solidified his position among the pantheon of unforgettable artists with this release. It comes on slow and strong with no need to worry about play times or radio standards. Building up an idea and motif before pulsating into a soul shaking base. . .and then comes Gambino. The backing vocals call to gospel while Gambino's simultaneously poised and warbling voice alerts you that this is something new. Continuously alternating between the old and new while dabbling in daring moments of falsetto. The track has the long lost funk and soul (F&S) that folks have been trying to dig up from the past with a fresh new coat of paint and brilliant delivery.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_oA9UmRd4I

    The XX - On Hold Is it the Hall and Oates sample or am I crazy? This song just drives and drives with a simple message that we can all feel. Jamie's simple delivery with Romy's flourish create a vocal to and fro that's simply unmatched. The song presents a beautiful question with the distinct sense of wonder that can only come from something beautiful that was lost. Not to mention it makes you want to dance a bit.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACinCwmWalY

    Blood Orange ft Empress Of - Best To You If I only said "I cannot" I would feel like an absolutely awful hack of a consumer but also entirely justified in my response. The production on this jaunty jam is sublime. Nothing is overstated and nothing is understated. Blood Orange creates a longing and desire through rhythmic drums and pads filled with boundless energy. The music manages to ride a synthetic wave with a beautiful touch of sincerity brought about through Empress Of's evocative and chilling vocals. Blood Orange provides back-up in this instance and the harmony between the two grounds the song in a way that "I cannot" as she reaches for the stars he grounds the production with deep and thoughtful lofty sounds echoed in the beckoning chorus.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt9N_yHvwyM

    Cloud Nothings - Modern Act Who would have guessed that they were still making good pop punk? Cloud Nothings have been on the scene for a while but with their most recent release they've really come into their own. They've found a voice and it's full of youth, rebellion, and delicious angst. The chorus belts out "I want a life, that's all I need lately. I am alive but all alone" and the sentiment is echoed through each verse. The idea of youth lost and finding new energy shine through the song in a way that makes most love ballads seem simply uninspired. If you ever enjoyed pop punk and wonder what to do with the now this is the tune for you.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p6cdupczSc

    Young MA - Quiet Storm
    Welcome back East Coast Rap it's been a while. Young MA comes into the scene with a bravado and passion for the art that has been unseen for years. She casually dismisses all rappers and stereotypes in clever and poignant verses backed by Mobb Depp's 1999 classic. The track is self-aware and aggressive without relent. It may not be as catchy as the breakthrough "Ooouuu" but it delivers stylistically and presents a voice that the rap game has been in need of for years.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEP-Qpw3lHg

    Aphex Twin - CIRKLON3 There's no denying the influence that Richard D James has had on the electronic scene and while this may not top some of his earlier work it absolutely deserves a spot on the pedestal with the rest. Keeping up with the Twin is a difficult task these days after the soundcloud dump and numerous unofficial releases but here we have something genuine. The track has everything that signified early Aphex Twin and manages to maintain an approach to the soundscape that is fresh and engaging. A connection between minimalism and the electronic cacophony of modern times. It makes me a bit sad that this is the single electronic song on my list but of everything i've heard in this year it stands above the rest as something with a definite identity and few imitations.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMnUPy4dp4k

    Nice as Fuck - Door What else is there to say? You've got Jenny Lewis. You've got Erika Forster from Au Revior Simone and you've got some GIVE A DAMN. This may be a fun side project from all of the ladies involved but this is energetic pop punk with a powerful indie vibe. It's worth chanting. It's worth jumping up and down to. It's worth chanting "don't close the door!" because it is every bit an embodiment of their moniker Nice As Fuck. Put this in your ears. It's hard not to give it the number one spot because it's simply infectious .

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu-NvEec8y8

    Allegaeon - Gray Matter Mechanics I did not do my dilligence with metal this year and that is a true regret. While yes I know Metallica released a new album that actually isn't bad I thought it would be best to keep moving forward the new. Allegaeon has put forth a track with melody, death, and technicality worth discovering. Everything here is tidy and with purpose. The song finds a melodic rut and churns into it with precision and a welcome simplicity. Yes, they could do more during the solos but why over stuff the box when it has been measured exactly and fulfilled?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JqH1M4Ya8

    David Bowie - Lazarus Yes i'm pretty sure that's the feeling of your skeleton slipping out of your body. The song dares to open with "Look up here i'm in heaven." and from there Bowie reminds you that through all of his iterations and personas he absolutely sets the scene. The song is more of a dirge than a tune and the lyrics speak to the cloying fever dream of a man in hospice. Every word I write about this song is a disservice to one of the greatest artists my senses have ever had the privilege to enjoy. While his death makes this track more poignant the art remains something to behold.

    oh uh i think @so it goes asked this in the holiday thread and also @y2jake215 because he's a fun boy

    @DasUberEdward best to you is by far the best song on that album. Would be on my top 10 songs of 2016 also

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Drove out twenty minutes to get lunch only to realize I'd left my wallet at home.

    Then it turns out I live in the glorious future and I was able to download a Panera app and pay with my phone before even going inside the restaurant.

    Suck it, good old days.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    nooooo its closed today ffff

    how is this stupid day a holiday and not election day

    Why can't we have both?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Beers and shots cancel each other out right? I mean as long as I have one Pickleback shot for each beer, I can't get drunk, correct?

    You take the shot, but spit it into a beer bottle while pretending to take a chaser

    It's like you learned nothing from Coyote Ugly

    I watched that with the sound off.

    11 times.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    I wonder if the liquor store is open

    I only had one beer last night

    they are in virginia

    it's the first time they've been open new years day here

    *maps route across country*

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Continuing watching TOS I noticed a new theme:
    Every woman in the galaxy finds Kirk to be the love of their life after spending about 30 minutes with him.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    did you guys see someone changed the hollywood sign so it now reads HOLLYWEED

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    The liquor store near me was open on Christmas day. People know their customer base.

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