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What article of clothing (stranger is wearing) would you want to eat the least?

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    socks
    Tommy2Hands wrote: »
    This seems like common sense. You can't eat metal, folks

    Well a couple of them can :winky:

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    you'd be amazed what you can eat if you ask nicely enough

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    socks
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Do I get to pick the stranger? important question

    that depends. do i make the best threads?

    Silence? awkward

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    underwear
    Metalbourne wrote: »
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    Do we have a choice in how to prepare the clothing?

    A nice beer batter covers a multitude of sins

    Ok deep frying is cheating.

    What about baking into a pie? Are other ingredients allowed to mask the taste and texture?

    What If I deconstruct the item into threads and eat it like spaghetti with a ragu sauce?

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    socks
    I think I might rather eat clothes than ragu brand sauce.

    Probably less bland.

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    NightDragonNightDragon 6th Grade Username Registered User regular
    underwear
    Tommy2Hands wrote: »
    This seems like common sense. You can't eat metal, folks

    Some Guiness World Record holders would disagree with you.

    People have eaten cars, among other things.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    underwear
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Crusty socks would probably be the worst, but I'm willing to bet that most people don't wear crusty socks. And they'd probably just be salty more than anything else.

    I'm sure someone out there is wearing their crusty cum socks

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    socks
    Darmak wrote: »
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Crusty socks would probably be the worst, but I'm willing to bet that most people don't wear crusty socks. And they'd probably just be salty more than anything else.

    I'm sure someone out there is wearing their crusty cum socks

    Dirty socks with those black muddy pads on the heel and ball of the foot. Also you know that the feet under them are not well kept and bits of them have sloughed off into the inside of the sock too.

    I've been through both basic military and survival training so I've seen first and second hand how horribly people treat their feet

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    underwear
    I'm going to assume the stranger is a dude wearing a dress without a zipper, buttons or bra and with string sandals.

    Psykoma on
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    socks
    I chose socks because it was late and I didn't realy think about my answer.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    anything with a zipper
    The risk of biological contamination from any item of this stranger's outfit is completely negligible compared to the mechanical risk of ingesting fabric or metal objects

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Tommy2Hands wrote: »
    This seems like common sense. You can't eat metal, folks

    There are several metals you need to eat or else you'll die

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    Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Tommy2Hands wrote: »
    This seems like common sense. You can't eat metal, folks

    There are several metals you need to eat or else you'll die

    yeah, but not in mass quantities like a full zipper

    Fixer Restorations -/- Satan's Wish List!!!!
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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    socks
    #pipe wrote: »
    Tommy2Hands wrote: »
    This seems like common sense. You can't eat metal, folks

    There are several metals you need to eat or else you'll die

    only if they're into being talked to like that

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited January 2017
    masterofmetroid wrote: »
    If i try to eat most types of shoe i will die

    None of the rest will be a good time, but at least i have some kind of chance

    Is it candy?
    Tommy2Hands wrote: »
    This seems like common sense. You can't eat metal, folks

    magnetic-putty-eating-metal.gif

    Brainleech on
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    socks
    #pipe wrote: »
    Tommy2Hands wrote: »
    This seems like common sense. You can't eat metal, folks

    There are several metals you need to eat or else you'll die

    so I should just have a big bowl of iron filings?

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    MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    socks
    Uriel wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Tommy2Hands wrote: »
    This seems like common sense. You can't eat metal, folks

    There are several metals you need to eat or else you'll die

    so I should just have a big bowl of iron filings?

    iron magnesium, copper, zinc, and chromium off the top of my head

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    socks
    Uriel wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Tommy2Hands wrote: »
    This seems like common sense. You can't eat metal, folks

    There are several metals you need to eat or else you'll die

    so I should just have a big bowl of iron filings?

    BIG BOWL OF SAURKRAUT

    EVERY SINGLE MORNING

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    I am still standing by eating underwear over like, a trench coat

    Some hipster-ass leather jacket with studs and patches

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Tommy2Hands wrote: »
    This seems like common sense. You can't eat metal, folks

    There are several metals you need to eat or else you'll die

    so I should just have a big bowl of iron filings?

    BIG BOWL OF SAURKRAUT

    EVERY SINGLE MORNING

    I've always wanted to visit Albuquerque

    Fixer Restorations -/- Satan's Wish List!!!!
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    socks
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Tommy2Hands wrote: »
    This seems like common sense. You can't eat metal, folks

    There are several metals you need to eat or else you'll die

    so I should just have a big bowl of iron filings?

    BIG BOWL OF SAURKRAUT

    EVERY SINGLE MORNING

    I've always wanted to visit Albuquerque

    Keep your tray table up.

    And your seat back in the full upright position.

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