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    porpporp Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Like in my hometown there was a large community of "Odinists", who were white supremacist neo-pagans, and they had a celebration thing for Halloween

    And that party got crashed by this other white supremacist group calling itself the Christian Reich

    Which attracted the attention of a skinhead gang called the Werwolves (spelling intentional)

    And all three groups had this big fucking go and the police got involved and it all came down to who was The Most Nazi

    Jesus. Where the heck did you live?

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    Like in my hometown there was a large community of "Odinists", who were white supremacist neo-pagans, and they had a celebration thing for Halloween

    And that party got crashed by this other white supremacist group calling itself the Christian Reich

    Which attracted the attention of a skinhead gang called the Werwolves (spelling intentional)

    And all three groups had this big fucking go and the police got involved and it all came down to who was The Most Nazi

    Now I'm imagining this as the shittiest came of nazi paper scissors.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    ii
    i want to go to the casino
    someone shoot me
    put me down before i can

    It's not a casino if there's no table games.

    It's just "video bingo"

    must push buttons
    make shiny lights appear
    ahhhhhh

    Bless your heart.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    it is intimidating to play boardgames with people are way more experienced/cerebral than you

    you're sitting there like let's see, should i buy this green mana card

    and shark is like i mean does it really matter, there are 14 remaining cards in the deck and 12 will provide you with the same combat power for the next turn

    and i'm like o-oh yeah i uh, yes i knew that

    *using calculator under table*

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Fuck Apple.

    My boss' iPhone 6 plus started acting up, the home button wouldn't wake the phone after it had been sitting with the screen off for a while, youd have to hit the power button. It would wake the phone just fine if the screen had just been turned off though. So I Google and the first suggestion is update iOS. I check his version and... 8.4. Ok this'll be easy, update to 10.2.1.

    An hour passes.

    Everything comes back up just fine, phone works, but almost all of his contacts are missing. Google that, "known issue when updating iOS." Great. Ok, not a problem, iCloud has been turned on since he got the phone, because I set it up for him and made sure iCloud was turned on and set to back everything up. Check and make sure, yep, iCloud is still turned on, contacts are set to sync.

    Except they haven't synced. Only about a dozen have. And he probably has 500+ contacts. Ok, still not a problem, he has an iTunes backup, it's over a month old but he'll deal. Restore the backup, set everything up, all the contacts are back.

    And then they disappear. Why? Who knows! They get replaced with the dozen or so from his iCloud backup. Ok fine, log in to icloud.com, delete those contacts, list is empty. Restore from iTunes again. Skip putting in the Apple ID and iCloud password. Ignore the prompts. Contacts are back! Go into iCloud in settings. Turn all backups off. Put in the Apple ID.

    All the contacts disappear again.

    They get replaced with about half the previous list that was from iCloud, despite the fact iCloud shouldn't have any contacts saved in it at all.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    One of my only fears with a tattoo is that it might one day get co-opted by a shitty group.

    Like can you imagine getting a pepe frog or some shit like 10 years ago? Like you'd have to get it removed now, and that would be expensive and painful.

    I used to not know much about tattoo removal, just that it could be done, and I was like "well, that sort of takes away the permanence aspect of it, if you don't like it later you can just get it removed."

    Then I saw someone post about their experience on imgur and holy shit it looks like a nightmare.

    It takes multiple rounds to actually remove it, and the first couple times you can get, like, pustules and scabs and shit on the affected area. It reminded me when I got that really bad sunburn on my shoulders. It was apparently incredibly painful.

    So yeah, tattoos should definitely not be a decision made lightly.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    So for horrifying Kickstarters, someone is doing yet D20 Book of Erotic Fantasy knockoff. And someone linked to some of the art for it. Which for a shitty knockoff wasn't bad. Till I noticed one of the hands was tilted funny and realized they pulled a Greg Land.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    how could anyone make fun of one of skippy's kids

    they're fkin adorable

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I've moved past frustrated to resigned and defeated.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    i'm going to spend an extra $2 to buy new at gamestop just cause fuck them

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Handshakes r dumb you are expected to kiss my hand when introduced to me

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    marijuana hookah

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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    wafflesmageewafflesmagee I like pancakes. Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Subway meatball sub with that southwest sauce added is so good

    Subway BLT
    with no L or T w/ extra bacon, provolone cheese, light light mayo and double toasted
    is also so very good. :P

    wafflesmagee on
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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    oh the nazi's wife got fired

    I guess bringing a nazi as a +1 to an event is a bad idea
    What nazi


    from this thing

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/36946476#Comment_36946476

    hahaha holy shit

    what

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    porpporp Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    it is intimidating to play boardgames with people are way more experienced/cerebral than you

    you're sitting there like let's see, should i buy this green mana card

    and shark is like i mean does it really matter, there are 14 remaining cards in the deck and 12 will provide you with the same combat power for the next turn

    and i'm like o-oh yeah i uh, yes i knew that

    *using calculator under table*

    Chu. I feel ya. Hang with porp.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Handshakes r dumb you are expected to kiss my hand when introduced to me

    *licks knuckles*

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    Also you are doomed by your refusal to play co-op games, because I am currently obsessed with a board game I just got and I'm basically playing it constantly with Cinders and Winky and Winky's friend Mike.

    the legacy one?

    Yep. It's like a semi-legacy.

    The easiest way to describe it is that it's like a long D&D campaign without needing a DM, but frankly I think that undersells it. In addition to being just a really fun game, the components are really nice and also cleverly designed.

    So far I don't really have anything bad to say about it.

    visiblehowl that sounds fun, what game, sorry if this got asked or answered already I'm behind a few pages!

    Gloomhaven. I kickstarted it two summers ago, and boy was it worth the wait.

    That sounds like something I'd be into!

    I really need to get a new job and move to Board Game Town, the town where the people I know who will play board games with me live. As is, I make regular visits to keep our Pandemic Legacy game going but that's not enough to satiate my needs.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    When I was younger and getting into gun culture I joined a gun club, I learned how to make jerky, I had some venison with some guys, we went fishing once. Basically somehow I hung out 3 or 4 weekends with these guys and they seemed cool

    And then the tattoos came out, and the views, and I realized I was hanging out with people who had no desire greater than either getting to shoot a bunch of "nwords for busting into my home" or killing a bunch of towel heads in the name of jesus

    These guys fucking love Trump because they finally are validated, but in bringing their views to the surface they're basically wrecking familial and workplace relationships left and right, and in every case I personally know of they blame the cessation of those relationships on the other party

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So for horrifying Kickstarters, someone is doing yet D20 Book of Erotic Fantasy knockoff. And someone linked to some of the art for it. Which for a shitty knockoff wasn't bad. Till I noticed one of the hands was tilted funny and realized they pulled a Greg Land.

    What's funny is that I got into comics in college when he was doing his run on Ultimate Marvel and I was like "wow this guy is fucking amazing as an artist, everything is so real!" and then like five years later I saw the website where it showed he traced everything, EVERY THING

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    One of my only fears with a tattoo is that it might one day get co-opted by a shitty group.

    Like can you imagine getting a pepe frog or some shit like 10 years ago? Like you'd have to get it removed now, and that would be expensive and painful.

    I used to not know much about tattoo removal, just that it could be done, and I was like "well, that sort of takes away the permanence aspect of it, if you don't like it later you can just get it removed."

    Then I saw someone post about their experience on imgur and holy shit it looks like a nightmare.

    It takes multiple rounds to actually remove it, and the first couple times you can get, like, pustules and scabs and shit on the affected area. It reminded me when I got that really bad sunburn on my shoulders. It was apparently incredibly painful.

    So yeah, tattoos should definitely not be a decision made lightly.

    yeah I think the typical way is to heat the ink in the skin with a laser so it like, explodes out the skin cells and gets absorbed into the body?

    if you don't mind having a tattoo in general though, but just don't like this particular one, you can almost always do a coverup which is preferable imo

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    i'm not kissing a damn hand, man

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i'm cool with hugs but only if they kind of linger a bit too long and it gets a little awkward

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    how could anyone make fun of one of skippy's kids

    they're fkin adorable

    Jealousy.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    it is intimidating to play boardgames with people are way more experienced/cerebral than you

    you're sitting there like let's see, should i buy this green mana card

    and shark is like i mean does it really matter, there are 14 remaining cards in the deck and 12 will provide you with the same combat power for the next turn

    and i'm like o-oh yeah i uh, yes i knew that

    *using calculator under table*

    I dislike playing board games with people who study every aspect of a board game so that they can tell what people are doing when they do it.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    porpporp Registered User regular
    i'm not kissing a damn hand, man

    What about a flipper?

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    also i'm just going to respond to random posts from the last four pages of [chat] that happened while i was busy

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    how could anyone make fun of one of skippy's kids

    they're fkin adorable

    Jealousy.

    just pictures of that faceswap thing you can do, showing that skippy and his kids all have the same face

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    bowen wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    it is intimidating to play boardgames with people are way more experienced/cerebral than you

    you're sitting there like let's see, should i buy this green mana card

    and shark is like i mean does it really matter, there are 14 remaining cards in the deck and 12 will provide you with the same combat power for the next turn

    and i'm like o-oh yeah i uh, yes i knew that

    *using calculator under table*

    I dislike playing board games with people who study every aspect of a board game so that they can tell what people are doing when they do it.

    i don't think shark is a try hard at all. he's just smart and has a good memory.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Chu tried to annex land for a settlement on my couch

    elendil and i kept kicking each other since we were sleeping sort of perpendicular and i remember we both blamed one another
    @Organichu

    My feet were wedged under the couch cushions you son a bitch

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    One of my only fears with a tattoo is that it might one day get co-opted by a shitty group.

    Like can you imagine getting a pepe frog or some shit like 10 years ago? Like you'd have to get it removed now, and that would be expensive and painful.

    I used to not know much about tattoo removal, just that it could be done, and I was like "well, that sort of takes away the permanence aspect of it, if you don't like it later you can just get it removed."

    Then I saw someone post about their experience on imgur and holy shit it looks like a nightmare.

    It takes multiple rounds to actually remove it, and the first couple times you can get, like, pustules and scabs and shit on the affected area. It reminded me when I got that really bad sunburn on my shoulders. It was apparently incredibly painful.

    So yeah, tattoos should definitely not be a decision made lightly.

    yeah I think the typical way is to heat the ink in the skin with a laser so it like, explodes out the skin cells and gets absorbed into the body?

    if you don't mind having a tattoo in general though, but just don't like this particular one, you can almost always do a coverup which is preferable imo

    Yeah, to be fair, this tattoo was massive (and was already a coverup for another tattoo), so it was probably 10x worse an experience than someone trying to remove a butterfly on their thigh or whatever.

    Still it looked pretty heinous.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    it is intimidating to play boardgames with people are way more experienced/cerebral than you

    you're sitting there like let's see, should i buy this green mana card

    and shark is like i mean does it really matter, there are 14 remaining cards in the deck and 12 will provide you with the same combat power for the next turn

    and i'm like o-oh yeah i uh, yes i knew that

    *using calculator under table*

    I dislike playing board games with people who study every aspect of a board game so that they can tell what people are doing when they do it.

    i don't think shark is a try hard at all. he's just smart and has a good memory.

    he doesn't need to try he's just naturally hard

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Elendil wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Chu tried to annex land for a settlement on my couch

    elendil and i kept kicking each other since we were sleeping sort of perpendicular and i remember we both blamed one another
    Organichu

    My feet were wedged under the couch cushions you son a bitch

    then where did i get these scratches on my ankles

    are you saying i hurt myself just to frame you

    i'm not a college girl trying to send a guy to prison

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    it is intimidating to play boardgames with people are way more experienced/cerebral than you

    you're sitting there like let's see, should i buy this green mana card

    and shark is like i mean does it really matter, there are 14 remaining cards in the deck and 12 will provide you with the same combat power for the next turn

    and i'm like o-oh yeah i uh, yes i knew that

    *using calculator under table*

    I dislike playing board games with people who study every aspect of a board game so that they can tell what people are doing when they do it.

    I get angry with some D&D friends sometimes because they'll spend like 40 minutes figuring out how to safely open a door and I'm usually a warrior or ranger and I'm just like "I can take the damage this isn't the tomb of fucking horrors just let me kick the door in assholes!"

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    porp wrote: »
    i'm not kissing a damn hand, man

    What about a flipper?

    Just because you burst out of the ocean in front of me and flap around doesn't mean I am kissing anything, even with the inspiring display of a burst of mist

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    also i'm just going to repost random posts from the last four pages of [chat] that happened while i was busy

    Remember the Drez!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Fuck Apple.

    My boss' iPhone 6 plus started acting up, the home button wouldn't wake the phone after it had been sitting with the screen off for a while, youd have to hit the power button. It would wake the phone just fine if the screen had just been turned off though. So I Google and the first suggestion is update iOS. I check his version and... 8.4. Ok this'll be easy, update to 10.2.1.

    An hour passes.

    Everything comes back up just fine, phone works, but almost all of his contacts are missing. Google that, "known issue when updating iOS." Great. Ok, not a problem, iCloud has been turned on since he got the phone, because I set it up for him and made sure iCloud was turned on and set to back everything up. Check and make sure, yep, iCloud is still turned on, contacts are set to sync.

    Except they haven't synced. Only about a dozen have. And he probably has 500+ contacts. Ok, still not a problem, he has an iTunes backup, it's over a month old but he'll deal. Restore the backup, set everything up, all the contacts are back.

    And then they disappear. Why? Who knows! They get replaced with the dozen or so from his iCloud backup. Ok fine, log in to icloud.com, delete those contacts, list is empty. Restore from iTunes again. Skip putting in the Apple ID and iCloud password. Ignore the prompts. Contacts are back! Go into iCloud in settings. Turn all backups off. Put in the Apple ID.

    All the contacts disappear again.

    They get replaced with about half the previous list that was from iCloud, despite the fact iCloud shouldn't have any contacts saved in it at all.

    This is the danger of systems that are supposed to just work.

    When they go wrong they're impossible to troubleshoot since the user has no hooks or views into the system.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    good morning bros

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    Fuck Apple.

    My boss' iPhone 6 plus started acting up, the home button wouldn't wake the phone after it had been sitting with the screen off for a while, youd have to hit the power button. It would wake the phone just fine if the screen had just been turned off though. So I Google and the first suggestion is update iOS. I check his version and... 8.4. Ok this'll be easy, update to 10.2.1.

    An hour passes.

    Everything comes back up just fine, phone works, but almost all of his contacts are missing. Google that, "known issue when updating iOS." Great. Ok, not a problem, iCloud has been turned on since he got the phone, because I set it up for him and made sure iCloud was turned on and set to back everything up. Check and make sure, yep, iCloud is still turned on, contacts are set to sync.

    Except they haven't synced. Only about a dozen have. And he probably has 500+ contacts. Ok, still not a problem, he has an iTunes backup, it's over a month old but he'll deal. Restore the backup, set everything up, all the contacts are back.

    And then they disappear. Why? Who knows! They get replaced with the dozen or so from his iCloud backup. Ok fine, log in to icloud.com, delete those contacts, list is empty. Restore from iTunes again. Skip putting in the Apple ID and iCloud password. Ignore the prompts. Contacts are back! Go into iCloud in settings. Turn all backups off. Put in the Apple ID.

    All the contacts disappear again.

    They get replaced with about half the previous list that was from iCloud, despite the fact iCloud shouldn't have any contacts saved in it at all.

    Yeah I had this problem too. I had to do some convoluted thing where I had to sync through my work MacBook in order to get it working properly. Live and learn I suppose. My GF is a mac person and I remember when I told her about it she said, well dont be an Apple nub then. :)

    Jubal77 on
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    porpporp Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    it is intimidating to play boardgames with people are way more experienced/cerebral than you

    you're sitting there like let's see, should i buy this green mana card

    and shark is like i mean does it really matter, there are 14 remaining cards in the deck and 12 will provide you with the same combat power for the next turn

    and i'm like o-oh yeah i uh, yes i knew that

    *using calculator under table*

    I dislike playing board games with people who study every aspect of a board game so that they can tell what people are doing when they do it.

    i don't think shark is a try hard at all. he's just smart and has a good memory.

    That's even worse. Damn shark.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    good morning bros

    Broctor.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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