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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Anytime Church hears about something at maximum hardness he feels the impulsive need to throw money at it.

    Homoerotic Freudian insinuation does not deliver.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Basically what I'm trying to say here is Church roots for the cock.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Quick someone give me a good reason not to run to h/a with girl problems.

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  • ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Quick someone give me a good reason not to run to h/a with girl problems.

    Well, the mods there can be jerks. Also, you don't really want to be one of those guys, do you?

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Because h/a will not help with your girl problems at all?

    If anything they will help compound the problems.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Oh snaps, what did you get jailed for Shinny?

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hey Frosteey, how was your trip to the zoo?

    I was left contemplating on multiple occasions what to do in case of gorilla attack. I did not find a satisfactory solution.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Thanks guys. I was feeling a bit of despair, we're good now.

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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Hey Frosteey, how was your trip to the zoo?

    I was left contemplating on multiple occasions what to do in case of gorilla attack. I did not find a satisfactory solution.

    Flamethrower.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Thanks guys. I was feeling a bit of despair, we're god now.
    That's quite an improvement.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Wait, was it Lincoln or Washington who supposedly couldn't tell a lie?

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Hey Frosteey, how was your trip to the zoo?

    I was left contemplating on multiple occasions what to do in case of gorilla attack. I did not find a satisfactory solution.

    Flamethrower.

    The only thing worse than a gorilla attack is a flaming gorilla attack.

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Hey Frosteey, how was your trip to the zoo?

    I was left contemplating on multiple occasions what to do in case of gorilla attack. I did not find a satisfactory solution.

    Flamethrower.

    The likelihood of that being an option is matched by the likelihood that it would be the worst idea ever. Gorillas take damn forever to burn to death, I would imagine.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Wait, was it Lincoln or Washington who supposedly couldn't tell a lie?
    Washington. Lincoln lied compulsively.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I totally fixed that typo Elendil

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Wait, was it Lincoln or Washington who supposedly couldn't tell a lie?
    Washington. Lincoln lied compulsively.

    Lincoln was still known as honest abe though. Or at least, campaign on that conception of his person.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Wait, was it Lincoln or Washington who supposedly couldn't tell a lie?
    Washington. Lincoln lied compulsively.

    Lincoln was still known as honest abe though. Or at least, campaign on that conception of his person.
    Yeah.

    That was a lie.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Jerk.

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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Frosteey wrote: »
    Hey Frosteey, how was your trip to the zoo?

    I was left contemplating on multiple occasions what to do in case of gorilla attack. I did not find a satisfactory solution.

    Flamethrower.

    The likelihood of that being an option is matched by the likelihood that it would be the worst idea ever. Gorillas take damn forever to burn to death, I would imagine.
    Likelihood of gorilla attack is pretty close to likelihood of having a flamethrower at the time. Why are you taking your finger off the trigger?

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Basically what I'm trying to say here is Church roots for the cock.

    Well, yeah, what else would you root for at a cockfight?

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  • ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Oh snaps, what did you get jailed for Shinny?

    Apparently we cannot have people disagreeing with Tube?

    I don't know. I saw something one way, Tube and VC saw it another way. I couldn't really argue my case because, you know, they weren't interested and it would have just derailed the thread. VC asked us to delete our two post exchange and I did.

    Then I got a message from DrDizaster four hours afterward calling me an outrageous cunt and infracting me.

    So what I'm taking away from this is:

    1. Never talk to Tube.

    2. Don't go to H/A anymore.

    3. DrDizaster is kind of an abusive dickwad.

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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    So, war movie list.
    • The Deer Hunter
    • All Quiet On The Western Front
    • Apocalypse Now
    • Blood Diamond
    • Born on the Fourth of July
    • The Bridge on the River Kwai
    • Full Metal Jacket
    • The Great Escape
    • Patton
    • Platoon
    • Saving Private Ryan
    • The Thin Red Line
    • The Wind That Shakes The Barley
    • We Were Soldiers

    I think I'll use We Were Soldiers and Blood Diamond as the films I focus in on more narrowly.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Church wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Basically what I'm trying to say here is Church roots for the cock.

    Well, yeah, what else would you root for at a cockfight?

    Shit what did you just get jailed for?

    Shinto: That sucks man. And yeah, tubes always kind of been a cunt. That's who he is. And man, H/A seems like the center for jailing. I've only heard bad things about Dr.Dizaster, but don't know anything personally.

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Basically what I'm trying to say here is Church roots for the cock.

    Well, yeah, what else would you root for at a cockfight?

    Shit what did you just get jailed for?

    Loving the cawk.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm assuming that list is only for modern war movies, satan?

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  • ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah, well. I'm angry about it, but there really isn't anything to be done.

    It just kind of sucks when people treat you badly and you have no recourse. You can't even try to talk to them. All you can do is kind of swallow their insults and just stop being where they are.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    TAKE A BITE OF GUM GUM

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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I'm assuming that list is only for modern war movies, satan?
    Yeah, I need to keep the context on wars that were already heavily documented. Civil War-era settings and prior aren't as documented as well as their modern counterparts. Maybe someday I can develop this paper into an argument covering all war films but this will have to work for now.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    "It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die."

    Yeah. You just have to let this kind of crap roll off your back. Because letting it bug you just gives them more satisfaction.

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  • ShintoShinto __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    So does anyone know how long this jail thing lasts? I haven't been in jail since the new infraction system came around.

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  • Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    Yeah, well. I'm angry about it, but there really isn't anything to be done.

    It just kind of sucks when people treat you badly and you have no recourse. You can't even try to talk to them. All you can do is kind of swallow their insults and just stop being where they are.

    And just like that, I'll never tread H/A again.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    So does anyone know how long this jail thing lasts? I haven't been in jail since the new infraction system came around.

    Your profile.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    So does anyone know how long this jail thing lasts? I haven't been in jail since the new infraction system came around.

    I think you'll be out as soon as that older infraction of yours expires

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2007
    The key to surviving in H/A is to remember you're not in D&D. Or to not post there.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I and I don't understand da marijuana thread, mon

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Not posting there sounds like a good idea

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm surprised I've never gotten an infraction.

    I did get some stern words from Elki once. I think it was from Elki.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited December 2007
    Shinto wrote: »
    1. Never talk to Tube.

    2. Don't go to H/A anymore.

    3. DrDizaster is kind of an abusive dickwad.
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    Yeah, all that is why I pretty much don't bother with anything besides this forum and the Warhammer thread in ODAM (or excuse me, CF...hurr hurr).

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  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    bwaha! fuck you rock band delay, ebay-bought-ed!

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    and her knees up on the glove compartment
    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Elki waves his cock around now and then but you have to be special to get smacked in the face with it

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