Anyone in the Puget Sound area willing to endure long nights of driving around and patrolling sites at a decent pay rate and plenty of over time, PM me.
While its always a compliment to hear "I'd love to hire Naphtali" while being a contractor in a conference call with a customer, I wish I could have responded "there is no amount of money in the world that would make me come work for your dysfunctional, employee-hostile company" without it being misconstrued somehow...
Anyone in the Puget Sound area willing to endure long nights of driving around and patrolling sites at a decent pay rate and plenty of over time, PM me.
Anyone in the Puget Sound area willing to endure long nights of driving around and patrolling sites at a decent pay rate and plenty of over time, PM me.
We are short staffed.
Service guarantees citizenship
I'd like to know more!
Can I work remote?
Strap an iPad on a Segway and you should be good to go.
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RobonunIt's all fun and games until someone pisses off ChinaRegistered Userregular
Anyone in the Puget Sound area willing to endure long nights of driving around and patrolling sites at a decent pay rate and plenty of over time, PM me.
We are short staffed.
Service guarantees citizenship
I'd like to know more!
Can I work remote?
Nope. Hours of sitting in a car, running around, burning gas, marveling at the questionable intelligence of the people you serve.
My room kind of smells like something died in it, but I'm not sure why. I really hope I can figure it out before I go away for 4 nights on Wednesday.
I found a bag of biltong in my room that has been there for quite some time* and removed it, so I'm hoping this resolves the situation. Otherwise I think some kind of creature has died in my ceiling.
*yes, it is a mystery how I'm still single
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EncA Fool with CompassionPronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered Userregular
Got to send out our notifications to the folks who are getting my scholarship! A bunch of folks are going to be 1000 bucks richer in a few weeks.
The joy I should be feeling is somewhat numbed by political news today, but I'm still happy that some deserving and needful folk will be a bit less burdened.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Dear job thread:
Someone trade bodies with me so I can work again.
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
Maybe having Internet at work isn't so great after all. Instead of being angry at the end of the day upon reading recent news now I'll be angry all day.
Hooray, got an interview scheduled with an actually promising company after 3 weeks of applications.
I'm fed up with my current job, and hotels in general after 3 years, and I've been having to work the overnight shift for the past month (and putting up with loads of bullshit during it) so I really hope this shakes out.
I'm also cashing in my vacation time in a week or two so, MAN, it would be great to be able to have my vacation time and put in my two weeks notice on the first day of my vacation. That's what happens when you tell someone they will just be covering overnight for a little while and then leave them there full time for over a month and like all of their original duties on top of the overnight shift shit.
Anyone in the Puget Sound area willing to endure long nights of driving around and patrolling sites at a decent pay rate and plenty of over time, PM me.
We are short staffed.
Service guarantees citizenship
I'd like to know more!
Can I work remote?
Strap an iPad on a Segway and you should be good to go.
Maybe having Internet at work isn't so great after all. Instead of being angry at the end of the day upon reading recent news now I'll be angry all day.
Ignorence can be bliss.
On fire
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Island. Being on fire.
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TonkkaSome one in the club tonightHas stolen my ideas.Registered Userregular
Anyone in the Puget Sound area willing to endure long nights of driving around and patrolling sites at a decent pay rate and plenty of over time, PM me.
We are short staffed.
Service guarantees citizenship
I'd like to know more!
Can I work remote?
Nope. Hours of sitting in a car, running around, burning gas, marveling at the questionable intelligence of the people you serve.
Anyone in the Puget Sound area willing to endure long nights of driving around and patrolling sites at a decent pay rate and plenty of over time, PM me.
We are short staffed.
Service guarantees citizenship
I'd like to know more!
Can I work remote?
Nope. Hours of sitting in a car, running around, burning gas, marveling at the questionable intelligence of the people you serve.
But most of the time, its just rushing around.
Till shit hits the fan.
No, uhh... I live in Australia.
How are you at piloting drones.
EDIT: wait that joke's already been made.
...Do you possess any telepathic abilities to communicate with birds? Specifically pigeons.
Madican on
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
Anyone in the Puget Sound area willing to endure long nights of driving around and patrolling sites at a decent pay rate and plenty of over time, PM me.
We are short staffed.
Service guarantees citizenship
I'd like to know more!
Can I work remote?
Nope. Hours of sitting in a car, running around, burning gas, marveling at the questionable intelligence of the people you serve.
But most of the time, its just rushing around.
Till shit hits the fan.
No, uhh... I live in Australia.
How are you at piloting drones.
I quite enjoy videogames where I pilot fighter jets?
I wonder if IT would be cool with me bringing in my own monitor for my workstation. I'm rocking a 19" square monitor running at 1280x1024 in this beastly year of our Lord 2017. I can't actually display two regular-ass word documents side by side without some overlap. I don't need all the pixels, I just need a productive aspect ratio.
For what it's worth, I'm in IT and have a user that brought her own monitor so she could have three, and I don't give a shit.
Anyone in the Puget Sound area willing to endure long nights of driving around and patrolling sites at a decent pay rate and plenty of over time, PM me.
We are short staffed.
Service guarantees citizenship
I'd like to know more!
Can I work remote?
Nope. Hours of sitting in a car, running around, burning gas, marveling at the questionable intelligence of the people you serve.
But most of the time, its just rushing around.
Till shit hits the fan.
No, uhh... I live in Australia.
How are you at piloting drones.
I quite enjoy videogames where I pilot fighter jets?
Perfect, we'll put you in the fartbox straight away. It's not actually called the fartbox, but it is an enclosed trailer with all the equipment to pilot the drone and well sometimes the pilots get gassy. Which kind of seeps into the cushions and never ever leaves, only growing in strength with each additional nether blast. Can't leave until your shift is done either.
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
Somebody better buy those other pilots some noseplugs, because I am coming in HOT!
So I got up at 3:30 so I could feed and walk the dog before going in for an overtime day... then just turned around and went back to bed instead. It was nice.
I think that would lean heavily in Munkus' favor even for your job.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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CambiataCommander ShepardThe likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered Userregular
I'm becoming more OK with the job I have now, though I doubt I'll ever really be happy about it. One step in the right direction begins this week: New software based on Pega, we're all being trained on it and will begin as ostensible beta testers next week. This is good for two reasons, first because the existing software they use is archaic, esoteric, and borderline useless. Second, because it means they're putting a lot of trust in our expertise, and company trust in our skills has been something severely lacking since we transitioned from Verizon.
"If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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AuralynxDarkness is a perspectiveWatching the ego workRegistered Userregular
I think that would lean heavily in Munkus' favor even for your job.
I feel like this is a monkey's paw thing where someone's going to drop something in a drum of acid or lye or whatever it was immediately, and Koromunkus will be the only one around.
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CambiataCommander ShepardThe likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered Userregular
edited July 2017
Unrelated: I had a couple of fillings redone last week, and my teeth hurt right now because of it.
Cambiata on
"If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
I think that would lean heavily in Munkus' favor even for your job.
I feel like this is a monkey's paw thing where someone's going to drop something in a drum of acid or lye or whatever it was immediately, and Koromunkus will be the only one around.
A sane person's response:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A crazy person/someone who thinks their company has their best interest's in mind:
LET ME REACH RIGHT IN THERE WITH MY BARE ARM NO BIG DEAL
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
I get the feeling if I was freaky fridayed into Koro's body and was expected to go to work, I would definitely die gruesomely before lunch.
Well yeah working in an industrial factory with no safety training sounds like a bad idea.
This seems like a fun game idea. Every day you find yourself in the body of someone working a dangerous job and your task is to survive that day without any prior knowledge of said job.
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Good luck dude!
massive sneezing fit
"Fuck going outside!"
We are short staffed.
Service guarantees citizenship
http://www.fallout3nexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=16534
I'd like to know more!
Can I work remote?
Strap an iPad on a Segway and you should be good to go.
Wait, is this you complaing about your joerb, or have we the Job Thread offended you somehow? Because I'm ready to grovel if need be.
Nope. Hours of sitting in a car, running around, burning gas, marveling at the questionable intelligence of the people you serve.
But most of the time, its just rushing around.
Till shit hits the fan.
http://www.fallout3nexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=16534
I found a bag of biltong in my room that has been there for quite some time* and removed it, so I'm hoping this resolves the situation. Otherwise I think some kind of creature has died in my ceiling.
*yes, it is a mystery how I'm still single
The joy I should be feeling is somewhat numbed by political news today, but I'm still happy that some deserving and needful folk will be a bit less burdened.
Someone trade bodies with me so I can work again.
I'm fed up with my current job, and hotels in general after 3 years, and I've been having to work the overnight shift for the past month (and putting up with loads of bullshit during it) so I really hope this shakes out.
I'm also cashing in my vacation time in a week or two so, MAN, it would be great to be able to have my vacation time and put in my two weeks notice on the first day of my vacation. That's what happens when you tell someone they will just be covering overnight for a little while and then leave them there full time for over a month and like all of their original duties on top of the overnight shift shit.
What is this, the dark ages. Use a drone.
Ignorence can be bliss.
.
Island. Being on fire.
Well, it seems I nailed the writing test. Interview scheduled for Thursday.
No, uhh... I live in Australia.
How are you at piloting drones.
EDIT: wait that joke's already been made.
...Do you possess any telepathic abilities to communicate with birds? Specifically pigeons.
I quite enjoy videogames where I pilot fighter jets?
Perfect, we'll put you in the fartbox straight away. It's not actually called the fartbox, but it is an enclosed trailer with all the equipment to pilot the drone and well sometimes the pilots get gassy. Which kind of seeps into the cushions and never ever leaves, only growing in strength with each additional nether blast. Can't leave until your shift is done either.
Are you sure?
- The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (2017, colorized)
I think that would lean heavily in Munkus' favor even for your job.
I feel like this is a monkey's paw thing where someone's going to drop something in a drum of acid or lye or whatever it was immediately, and Koromunkus will be the only one around.
A sane person's response:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A crazy person/someone who thinks their company has their best interest's in mind:
LET ME REACH RIGHT IN THERE WITH MY BARE ARM NO BIG DEAL
daddy two pani
Well yeah working in an industrial factory with no safety training sounds like a bad idea.
Oh it will be fine. If anything happens to them I'm sure the company can weasel out paying workman's comp.
This seems like a fun game idea. Every day you find yourself in the body of someone working a dangerous job and your task is to survive that day without any prior knowledge of said job.