Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
Theodore Flooseveltproud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelodorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered Userregular
Joke option Toblarone
that cookie dough candy corn-on-the-cob looks, against all odds, like something I want to try
Posts
It must be tested
Trick question
White
but most candy does
What heresy is this
Pretty sure that just means you're keeping it in your mouth for too long.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I can't pull a quick one over on you!
Hell yeah there is
That's a cookie dough core, with all the candy corn shoved into it
how dare you
so let's make those a law
Yeah it looks deceptively good. But don't be fooled. It will still just taste like candy corn.
I think it tastes like meconium
But these are the bad ones!
Just skip tyhe bullshit and get cookie dough.
it no longer is so it no longer is
why are you even imagining that
Hell yeah I want candy that tastes like absinthe, why wouldn't I?
Fuck this new-fangled shit, give me some Necco wafers and root beer barrels
Holy shit what a terrible idea. "Look, it is Candy Corn that is the price of actual good candy!"
I like candy corn and I think that’s the worst idea for an m&m I have ever heard about
you're not my real dad
Yes but then the joke would’ve been less subtle than a hydraulic press to the groin
We got some spicy skittles that were bizarre but pretty tasty.
The m&m's went right in the trash though.