I call mine Korean food, my korean roommate gets mad at this every now and then.
Also, people who talk to their pets like they can understand it makes my blood boil. "No, dog, do not eat that toilet paper. it is very bad for your health and may lead to unfortunate circumstances later on with your digestion!" No. No talking to pets like they're people.
hey, I do that
jerk
Then theres a special circle of hell reserved for your kind. Also, cats suck.
You are like the worst person for saying that. It is those sorts of opinions that are destroying America.
Cats are the best pet because they are the smartest. I can't think of another pet that is more intelligent.
I talk to my cats like they understand all the time. I don't even babytalk them. That is, I talk to them affectionately, but I don't talk down to them. Same with babies. I guess it's like the dad's philosphy in Meet the Fockers.
Cats always seem sort of detached and self-centered to me. As though the only reason they even look at you sometimes is because you give them food.
I'm fairly certain that, if cats had opposable thumbs, they would group up with a bunch of other cats and perform a coup d’état on your house the next time you left it.
Dogs, on the other hand, are awesome and are always totally psyched to see you
The way I see it, cats have standards. Any drooling retard can get a reasonably sociable dog to be his best friend, but cats are pickier.
Purple'd so hard.
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What does that even mean?
Don't make me fuschia you.
Is that even an option in our pallette? I didn't check.
My dog was spiderman for Halloween. I talked to her all the time, I mean she understand quite a few words and then most of the time I just have to pick a certain tone and she knows what's up.
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A kitten, because OMG who doesn't love kittens? And they grow into playfull kittens, and then into lazy cats, but cute lazy cats.
A bassit hound puppy, because jesus my heart is leaking through my shirt as I stare into those eyes
And a long haired daschaund because Lord Dave's is adoreable. And I too want one to put hats on and take pictures of while it naps and stuff.
You are like the worst person for saying that. It is those sorts of opinions that are destroying America.
Cats are the best pet because they are the smartest. I can't think of another pet that is more intelligent.
I talk to my cats like they understand all the time. I don't even babytalk them. That is, I talk to them affectionately, but I don't talk down to them. Same with babies. I guess it's like the dad's philosphy in Meet the Fockers.
but shelties
shelties are the best
See though, cats have no valid reason to be picky. They are being fed and pampered for free. They should automatically be grateful for that.
It reminds me of people who say "well, I can't get that flavor of cat food, because my cat won't eat it"
and in my head I think "I bet if you left it in his bowl long enough without feeding him anything else, he would..."
we're lucky they don't murder us in our sleep.
what the hell is this?
Purple'd so hard.
Don't make me fuschia you.
and Jesus I look horrible in that picture. I'm not that hompish in real life, I swear to God.
see, you have to ask
oh my god the look of resignation on the dog's face
what else have you done to the poor thing
"You see what I have to put up with?"
I will pay you interdollars
I need to get a second tattoo, but I don't know what of.
Maybe I'll get the first one finished.
They dangle jailbait in front of guys for shits and giggles.
I feel bad for the predators.
On topic: I have a white cat. Its name is Luigi like from Super Mario Bros.
i think it looks like more of a 'please end my suffering'
*sigh*
is no make sense
teefers why do we always fight on vacation
I either call him Siamese or Winston Churchhill. He is constantly meowing, all the time. At first it's cute, then it's confusing.
He is the coolest cat ever.