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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    -abolish English, replace with a constructed language such as Esperanto

    -abolish the military, replace with a nonviolent peacekeeping force

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Give me Tiffany stained glass lit by natural incandescent bulbs

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    all language is constructed

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    -abolish English, replace with a constructed language such as Esperanto

    -abolish the military, replace with a nonviolent peacekeeping force

    Just after World War II, in 1947 - I was then 17 - by chance I discovered Esperanto and immediately began to learn it with great enthusiasm. The international language idea was for me splendid. In that same period I became a member of the local socialist youth movement. One day I met one of the national leaders of that movement, a cultured person with a good reputation. When he informed me about a coming international meeting of young socialists, with naive enthusiasm I exclaimed: ?Oh! That will be an excellent opportunity to promote Esperanto!?

    How did he react? At first he laughed loudly. Then he answered very seriously: ?Esperanto is something bad!?

    I remained mute. As if lightning had struck me. How could a language for international communication, a language to facilitate contacts between peoples, a language capable of educating the working class, a language to combat chauvinism - how could such a language, in the head of a serious and competent socialist, be ?something bad??

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    English is a terrible language. Our poetry is second rate. Spelling is inconsistent. The reason so many people around the world want to learn it is thanks to the British and American empires making English the language of commerce and entertainment.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Give me Tiffany stained glass lit by natural incandescent bulbs

    we had a not-real-tiffany lamp in the kitchen when i was a kid and i loved it

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Give me Tiffany stained glass lit by natural incandescent bulbs

    we had a not-real-tiffany lamp in the kitchen when i was a kid and i loved it

    My parents were at into that shit and one of the ways they make money is by hand making stained glass windows and lamps in similar styles

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Fucking coward ghosts. FACE ME COWARDS.

    You want it too much. You're like the redneck who drives back country roads butt all greased up, they can sense it and stay away.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Give me Tiffany stained glass lit by natural incandescent bulbs

    we had a not-real-tiffany lamp in the kitchen when i was a kid and i loved it

    I had no idea that Tiffany Lamps were nice, or, at least, expensive

    I always associated them with grandma's house, like tea cozies and nautical maps from WW2

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Also if replacing fluorescent with led go with natural daylight ones.

    man I hate LED daylight bulbs

    gross blueish jarring light

    give me nice yellowish 2700k bulbs
    Really? They replaced all the Florescents with full spectrum daylight leds where I used to work and it was amazing the office was in a better mood within a week.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    "Full spectrum" and "daylight" aren't rigorous terms, but usually full spectrum bulbs have better color rendering than daylight bulbs.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Also if replacing fluorescent with led go with natural daylight ones.

    man I hate LED daylight bulbs

    gross blueish jarring light

    give me nice yellowish 2700k bulbs
    Really? They replaced all the Florescents with full spectrum daylight leds where I used to work and it was amazing the office was in a better mood within a week.

    I think they can make sense in an office where there's lots of space

    but I wouldn't want them in my house

    also now that you mention full spectrum I'm wondering about what exactly you got, since nobody is very consistent in terminology yet

    like the spectrums in fluorescents are awful (just a few specific wavelength spikes) that's for sure
    I've seen people use 'daylight' to mean 'spectrum closer to black-body radiation' and also 'color temperature more like the sun at noon' or both at once

    full spectrum LEDs are nowhere near full spectrum but def better than a fluorescent
    but you can also have a full spectrum LED that's 2700k



    in the end everyone agrees tho FUCK fluorescents

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    Post some scary videos.

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    Also speaking of chat and its interests, this twitter list:

    my highlights:
    Things that happen in Silicon Valley and also the Soviet Union:

    - waiting years to receive a car you ordered, to find that it's of poor workmanship and quality
    - promises of colonizing the solar system while you toil in drudgery day in, day out
    - living five adults to a two room apartment
    - 'totally not illegal taxi' taxis by private citizens moonlighting to make ends meet
    - mandatory workplace political education
    - Henry Kissinger visits sometimes for some reason
    - the plight of the working class is discussed mainly by people who do no work
    - the currency most people are talking about is fake and worthless
    - the economy is centrally planned, using opaque algorithms not fully understood by their users

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    I love 5000k LED bulbs. Anything less is yellowy and I hate it.

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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Fucking coward ghosts. FACE ME COWARDS.

    boo.png

    8i1dt37buh2m.png
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    *looks at firemen who are specifically trained in such a way as to remove the "oh fuck run away" instinct when it comes to fire*

    Soldiers are trained in a way that is meant to override certain basic instincts.

    It doesn't mean the culture is perfect however.

    As a person who did firefighting, this

    It's basically a paramilitary organization where during academy they break you down and teach you to operate as part of a unit and to operate in high stress and life endangering environments.

    The reason everyone does push-ups if one person fucks off or doesn't pay attention during boot or academy is because if it happens in the field, people will die

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Fucking coward ghosts. FACE ME COWARDS.

    OH SHIT

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    zepherin wrote: »
    Also if replacing fluorescent with led go with natural daylight ones.

    man I hate LED daylight bulbs

    gross blueish jarring light

    give me nice yellowish 2700k bulbs
    Really? They replaced all the Florescents with full spectrum daylight leds where I used to work and it was amazing the office was in a better mood within a week.

    I think they can make sense in an office where there's lots of space

    but I wouldn't want them in my house

    also now that you mention full spectrum I'm wondering about what exactly you got, since nobody is very consistent in terminology yet

    like the spectrums in fluorescents are awful (just a few specific wavelength spikes) that's for sure
    I've seen people use 'daylight' to mean 'spectrum closer to black-body radiation' and also 'color temperature more like the sun at noon' or both at once

    full spectrum LEDs are nowhere near full spectrum but def better than a fluorescent
    but you can also have a full spectrum LED that's 2700k



    in the end everyone agrees tho FUCK fluorescents
    I’m not sure honestly, when they switched out half of the lights it fucked with me cause I thought someone left the bay doors open and I was the only one on the office, and you could walk between the areas and watch something change color in your hands. They changed the rest of them next week.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Fucking coward ghosts. FACE ME COWARDS.

    OH SHIT

    A GHOST

    8i1dt37buh2m.png
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Fucking coward ghosts. FACE ME COWARDS.

    OH SHIT

    A GHOST

    OH SHIT

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    edited July 2018
    Old world Latin script: This works pretty good, I don’t know why we need to change any—

    German Sutterlin: GOD IS DEAD AND NOTHING MATTERS SO FUCK YOUR LETTERS
    zhh7b00hqj41.jpeg


    Atomika on
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    SadgasmSadgasm Deluded doodler A cold placeRegistered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    Also speaking of chat and its interests, this twitter list:

    my highlights:
    Things that happen in Silicon Valley and also the Soviet Union:

    - waiting years to receive a car you ordered, to find that it's of poor workmanship and quality
    - promises of colonizing the solar system while you toil in drudgery day in, day out
    - living five adults to a two room apartment
    - 'totally not illegal taxi' taxis by private citizens moonlighting to make ends meet
    - mandatory workplace political education
    - Henry Kissinger visits sometimes for some reason
    - the plight of the working class is discussed mainly by people who do no work
    - the currency most people are talking about is fake and worthless
    - the economy is centrally planned, using opaque algorithms not fully understood by their users

    - After it's collapse, a ton of people will be super nostalgic about it for some reason and empower a ruthless plutocrat in the process

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Old world Latin script: This works pretty good, I don’t know why we need to change any—

    German Sutterlin: GOD IS DEAD AND NOTHING MATTERS SO FUCK YOUR LETTERS
    zhh7b00hqj41.jpeg


    This joke is too intellectual for me to understand and therefore I am sending you to a re-education camp

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    the patch panel for this lab we're doing is at the top of a two post rack about 7ft up so i have to stand on a step ladder to punch cable down
    I punched like 36 cables down and was using my left hand to keep the panel stable to make it easier to punch stuff down
    i went to pick up something heavy later and my left hand just kinda collapsed and I couldn't hold anything with it
    derp
    guess it was in a terrible position for too long

    Bless your heart.
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    one time i had this idea i would translate some 18th/19th century primary texts from german for a research project
    and then i looked at the text and i couldn't make out the letters and immediately gave up

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    SealSeal Registered User regular
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Chat is closing in sixty seconds. Pack your bags and grab all unattended children.

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    one time i had this idea i would translate some 18th/19th century primary texts from german for a research project
    and then i looked at the text and i couldn't make out the letters and immediately gave up

    While I was in college the Literature and Fiction sections of the English department were trying to sway students to either focus like fiends tallying souls for the Blood War.

    My advisor impressed upon me that for my GE foreign language I should take German. Since Spanish is incredibly useful, because California, I asked him what good would learning German do for me and he said I'd be able to read original texts critical to the English language.

    So I ended up taking Sign Language

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Chat is closing in sixty seconds. Pack your bags and grab all unattended children.
    IT'S HAPPENING!!!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Can you take my unattended child?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Seal wrote: »

    fucking rocket landings

    one little tilt in the wrong direction and your errors have compounded so far it irrecoverable

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Wait what

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Geth, close the thread.

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Jacobkosh. Closing thread...

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