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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You need prep for anal?
    I should probably learn these things before I do any of this.

    YES JESUS YES

    I am well versed in being on bottom and even so if the boy just goes in (even with lubrication) it can hurt like hell. First time you have to be HELLS of careful.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    I think I'll be a both, but I haven't done either yet.

    Neither have I, but there's this thing called the internet...
    Have you seen gay porn?
    They just ram that thing all up in.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Man I took it up the butt with like no prep at all. Did I fuck my colon up or something?

    You may just be a natural goatse.

    Whereas some people have lost parts of their innards.

    D:D:D:

    That is scary.

    How does that even happen? Unless it’s like, Mondo Cock from Hell or something?

    It just isn't a homoerotic conversation until someone mentions pink socks.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    D:D:D:

    That is scary.

    How does that even happen? Unless it’s like, Mondo Cock from Hell or something?

    A guy was giving it to a girl and the girl's dad caught them and the guy jumped while the girl clenched and OOPS.

    Wouldn’t that just mean he pulled out? Or jumped like jumped in?

    Also I still find it hard to believe that that would puncture a colon.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Man I took it up the butt with like no prep at all. Did I fuck my colon up or something?

    You may just be a natural goatse.

    Whereas some people have lost parts of their innards.

    D:D:D:

    That is scary.

    How does that even happen? Unless it’s like, Mondo Cock from Hell or something?

    It just isn't a homoerotic conversation until someone mentions pink socks.

    Man I know about that. That’s not the same, though. They can fix that.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Woo catfight

    Literal catfight

    My cats are fighting

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Only for your dick.

    Well I definitely didn’t lube my ass or anything.

    O_o

    Every time I went there, giving or taking, I made shure it was wetter then Seaworld.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You need prep for anal?
    I should probably learn these things before I do any of this.

    YES JESUS YES

    I am well versed in being on bottom and even so if the boy just goes in (even with lubrication) it can hurt like hell. First time you have to be HELLS of careful.
    Wait, so does anal ever feel good or is it just painful, because why would everyone have butt sex then...

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Wouldn’t that just mean he pulled out? Or jumped like jumped in?

    Also I still find it hard to believe that that would puncture a colon.

    You overestimate the strength of mucous membranes.

    People have seriously harmed dogs in the same way. Clench+pull out=blood everywhere

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    D:D:D:

    That is scary.

    How does that even happen? Unless it’s like, Mondo Cock from Hell or something?

    A guy was giving it to a girl and the girl's dad caught them and the guy jumped while the girl clenched and OOPS.

    Wouldn’t that just mean he pulled out? Or jumped like jumped in?

    Also I still find it hard to believe that that would puncture a colon.

    She clinched.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    MENTAL IMAGES
    MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!

    D:D:D:D:D:D:
    8 PM on Fox: When Sodomy Goes Wrong

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Aem her tubing reversed.
    It unraveled.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Those Girls from Triple Penetration Euro Sluts don't seem to mind that much

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    I think I'll be a both, but I haven't done either yet.

    Neither have I, but there's this thing called the internet...
    Have you seen gay porn?
    They just ram that thing all up in.

    >.>
    <.<

    No.

    Also, despite all your delusions of grandeur you aren't a porn star. I don't care how awesome your porn name is. On top of the whole, shit that goes on behind the camera that pornography entails.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    No, I don't think I'm a porn star, I just thought it seemed a little too easy.
    :P

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Wouldn’t that just mean he pulled out? Or jumped like jumped in?

    Also I still find it hard to believe that that would puncture a colon.

    You overestimate the strength of mucous membranes.

    People have seriously harmed dogs in the same way. Clench+pull out=blood everywhere

    Man but that’s a dog. That makes sense, because of the size differential. Also, gross.

    But I guess I’m really lucky or something, because the first time I did it we just had a slightly lubed condom and no other form of prep, and it didn’t really even hurt. I mean I was kind of sore afterwards but only slightly. Overall the experience was very :^:

    I did have a distended colon as a kid. Maybe that is part of it?

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Aem her tubing reversed.
    It unraveled.

    Oh gross.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ITT: Aem's asshole is a natural

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Nothing better then coming in on a sunday night and reading about anal sex.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Can’t they fix the whole pink sock thing? Like I know it takes surgery but don’t they sort of just tuck it back in?

    Also, it happens to weightlifters, too, right?

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Wouldn’t that just mean he pulled out? Or jumped like jumped in?

    Also I still find it hard to believe that that would puncture a colon.

    You overestimate the strength of mucous membranes.

    People have seriously harmed dogs in the same way. Clench+pull out=blood everywhere

    What the fuck is wrong with the people that you know?!? I mean, you said they were furries before and I was like D: but jesus fucking christ I didn't think you meant furry that fucking bad. That's just...
    D: D:D: D:

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    maybe you are just less tight than most

    I am pretty tight even when relaxed

    I don't really 'get' anal stimulation, it is so much different from other forms that I just don't get it

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Nothing better then coming in on a sunday night and reading about anal sex.
    Man, I wish it was just about anal sex. This is about horror.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    ITT: Aem's asshole is a natural

    I am oddly proud of this.

    Did I mention dude in question was pretty thick? Girthy

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Verbal goaste

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    Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJzU3NjDikY

    Awesome stop motion video. A lot of those scenes had to take a lot of prep time.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Elendil wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Nothing better then coming in on a sunday night and reading about anal sex.
    Man, I wish it was just about anal sex. This is about horror.

    Yeah this stuff is pretty intense. I’m kind of getting scared off the whole concept of it now.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Can’t they fix the whole pink sock thing? Like I know it takes surgery but don’t they sort of just tuck it back in?

    Also, it happens to weightlifters, too, right?

    Really gay weightlifters who like to gangbang on the squat machine.

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    No, I don't think I'm a porn star, I just thought it seemed a little too easy.
    :P

    I wish I was.:|

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    This is why I will never try anal.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Aem... didn't you complain about NOT BEING ABLE TO WALK the next day?

    And yeah it's a bit unusual to be able to do it without lube.

    and fuzzy - yes, it can be VERY pleasurable for both people involved. Just depends on your makeup. It hurts the crap out of my bf but I quite enjoy it.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    What the fuck is wrong with the people that you know?!? I mean, you said they were furries before and I was like D: but jesus fucking christ I didn't think you meant furry that fucking bad. That's just...
    D: D:D: D:

    O_o

    By dogs I meant two dogs having sex with each other and then someone dousing them with a hose to chase them off their lawn. None of this is first hand accounts by people I know, but more like folk wisdom.

    The furries I hung out with were not, to my knowledge, into bestiality.

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    Aem... didn't you complain about NOT BEING ABLE TO WALK the next day

    I said I walked funny afterwards. I was totally fine like two hours later. Just immediately afterwards.

    And it wasn’t really a pain issue. I mean, yeah, it hurt somewhat, but in a kind of pleasurable way. Not bad at all.

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hahaha I love moniker's assumption.

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    Satan.Satan. __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    The furries I hung out with were not, to my knowledge, into bestiality.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    ArrBeeBee wrote: »
    Hahaha I love moniker's assumption.

    I saw that movie too

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited December 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Can’t they fix the whole pink sock thing? Like I know it takes surgery but don’t they sort of just tuck it back in?

    Also, it happens to weightlifters, too, right?

    Really gay weightlifters who like to gangbang on the squat machine.

    Man prolapsed anuses totally happen to dudes who are just doing hells of squats.

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    Elendil wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »
    Nothing better then coming in on a sunday night and reading about anal sex.
    Man, I wish it was just about anal sex. This is about horror.

    Yeah this stuff is pretty intense. I’m kind of getting scared off the whole concept of it now.

    I haven't had anal, but I'm a little afraid of being a top. I have this irrational fear that I'll tear my foreskin.

    (Just to contribute to the thread.)

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Yeah aem you have a freakish ass

    in a good way I guess.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    The furries I hung out with were not, to my knowledge, into bestiality.

    I've only encountered two people online who were. One of them was a general psychopath who I avoided -anyways-, and the other was some fruitloop on an X-MEN MUD, who I very quickly stopped talking to.

    I actually only keep in touch with fellow former furry hags though.

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