Wasn't that rule about not making jokes and then explaining why they are funny within the same post? Because that is cramping my style something fierce
i gotta meet some new people who actually party. another new years eve spent doing fuck all at home
This is a noble cause.
it's stupid because I have like 6 good friends but they're either with their gf, doing something with their family, or working late and just wanting to stay home.
I did a search for CareWere after his fanfic etc a while back, then I wrote this. Cause it's like Gwen Stefani says, "you can't control creativity, sometimes it just comes out", like shingles!
If my thread should receive a lock
I can only hope it's done by mod Doc
Then's when I would whip out my Glock
"Now it's time to turn back the clock!"
I would get off on a technicality
specifically, the big dick clause
cause, Viv told CareWere that he could pleasure a horse
or beat to death a warrior norse
everytime they had a lover's scat
it was viewed as a knocked up dragged out fight
so they Kicked him after he wrote of Shat
Much to Cardboard Tube's delight
Whatever as long as they get their cox diks haha laid
that's how bitches get ca ca kaed
he and colbert and hilly rodham golfin
teein Voltaire, went silly Godam dolphins!
talkin bout Unibroue Don De Dieu
Walkin out bid you all adieu
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oh yes
I just typically think of it as coupled with the smaller spectrum of boobies
At midnight I blasted the 300 soundtrack as loudly as possible.
That's how I hope 2008 to be:
Good night SE++
Started 2008 by finishing packing and playing a little Contra 4. INTENSE!
the last 2 chicks i've been with go against your findings
-long hair, smaller boobies
-short hair, great big gozongas
I WILL BE THE THREADKILLER IT IS I!
I must see my name on the forum index at least 10 times before I can sleep.
Well, I can get it anytime I want.
I can't make it anywhere though.
People get mad.
FUCK.
I'm gonna go eat pizza and watch AD.
what
I think it was just because he felt like it at the time
but at least frowned upon by the powers that be
If I get in, my plan is to buy a crowbar and bring it everywhere, smack walls and crates with it, you know
Edit: Woah this is a bit late
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This is a noble cause.
I would do this too but I don't think I could really trust myself in a crazy party full of booze and women.
I'm just too young for that.
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It started as a joke but then I depressed myself.
it's stupid because I have like 6 good friends but they're either with their gf, doing something with their family, or working late and just wanting to stay home.
do i need to start a chant of "tell it, tell it?"
I did a forum search.
YESSSSS! I have much reading to do.
I kinda have a sorta crush on a married woman with a kid witha horrible newfie accent
To be fair it's pretty difficult to locate
It's in a bottle of whiskey and between the legs of the cheapest hooker in your local pub.
The tricky part is hanging onto the feeling forever.
We do not discuss those things with the outsiders!
Quickly, cover it up with a joke!
Suckin' them tentacled dickles.
Happy New Year.
[tiny]Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn[/tiny]
I can only hope it's done by mod Doc
Then's when I would whip out my Glock
"Now it's time to turn back the clock!"
I would get off on a technicality
specifically, the big dick clause
cause, Viv told CareWere that he could pleasure a horse
or beat to death a warrior norse
everytime they had a lover's scat
it was viewed as a knocked up dragged out fight
so they Kicked him after he wrote of Shat
Much to Cardboard Tube's delight
Whatever as long as they get their cox diks haha laid
that's how bitches get ca ca kaed
he and colbert and hilly rodham golfin
teein Voltaire, went silly Godam dolphins!
talkin bout Unibroue Don De Dieu
Walkin out bid you all adieu
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