If someone stops their car in the middle of a crosswalk I'm using, I will rap on the hood of their car as I go past.
Internally I've resolved that one of these days I'm actually going to walk up and over the hood of someone's car, but I haven't found the right person to do that to yet. Gotta make sure I am "punching up"
They allegedly told Hart they were going to cover a gang tattoo on his neck with another one, according to Ocala.com.
Evans and Hayley held him down while Singleton began tattooing the neck.
The man tried to fight off the forced inking until Hayley knocked him unconscious. He woke to find Durham tattooing his neck, while saying, “I’ve never done this before.”
The new tattoo read “Fuck you, (misspelled n-word) ,” making it both morally and grammatically reprehensible.
They allegedly told Hart they were going to cover a gang tattoo on his neck with another one, according to Ocala.com.
Evans and Hayley held him down while Singleton began tattooing the neck.
The man tried to fight off the forced inking until Hayley knocked him unconscious. He woke to find Durham tattooing his neck, while saying, “I’ve never done this before.”
The new tattoo read “Fuck you, (misspelled n-word) ,” making it both morally and grammatically reprehensible.
........... where's the "gone right" here? This seems like a horrible story throughout.
They allegedly told Hart they were going to cover a gang tattoo on his neck with another one, according to Ocala.com.
Evans and Hayley held him down while Singleton began tattooing the neck.
The man tried to fight off the forced inking until Hayley knocked him unconscious. He woke to find Durham tattooing his neck, while saying, “I’ve never done this before.”
The new tattoo read “Fuck you, (misspelled n-word) ,” making it both morally and grammatically reprehensible.
........... where's the "gone right" here? This seems like a horrible story throughout.
Maybe the tatto that got covered was even worse? I mean, he is florida man, so its not impossible.
Yes, with a quick verbal "boom." You take a man's peko, you deny him his dab, all that is left is to rise up and tear down the walls of Jericho with a ".....not!" -TexiKen
They allegedly told Hart they were going to cover a gang tattoo on his neck with another one, according to Ocala.com.
Evans and Hayley held him down while Singleton began tattooing the neck.
The man tried to fight off the forced inking until Hayley knocked him unconscious. He woke to find Durham tattooing his neck, while saying, “I’ve never done this before.”
The new tattoo read “Fuck you, (misspelled n-word) ,” making it both morally and grammatically reprehensible.
........... where's the "gone right" here? This seems like a horrible story throughout.
The racist assholes who perpetrated the crime misspelled it, so now it just seems like the dude has a personal beef against a river in Africa?
I mean, it's not much in the "Gone Right" department, but I gotta take what I can get.
CONWAY, S.C. (WBTW) - If you haven't heard of a flying turtle, today might be the day.
One man's car got hit by a turtle that was flying through the air after another vehicle's tire smacked the turtle into the air.
"I still don't understand how it, like, the exact angle of that tire, for it to just fling into my windshield," said John Gardner, who's windshield is now shattered from where the tortoise hit.
Gardner said stuff like this never happens to him, but Tuesday afternoon around 4:30 p.m., it did, while he was minding his own business driving to work down Highway 501 in Conway, near Lake Busbee.
The rear tire on a truck near him on the road hit a turtle, flinging it into Gardner's windshield.
"Yeah, I was definitely surprised, because like, I couldn't even tell what it was at first because it's like, I guess just a big, black dot coming at me, and it's like, I couldn't move at all really," he said. "So, I was just like, oh okay. I hope it's not too bad."
Gardner was covered in glass after the accident. According to Rob's Auto Body, the turtle died upon impact.
"I didn't get hurt at all, I just remember when the cops showed up, he was like, hey, you're covered in glass," said Gardner. "And, because I didn't know, like I didn't know there was any in my hair and stuff like that, so I'm just like oh okay."
Gardner said police were called to the scene and the guy who hit the turtle got out of his truck.
"He checked on me, and like, we both stopped and he made sure I was okay and everything like that," he said.
It'll take almost $2,000 to repair Gardner's car.
"The wipers and stuff like that all got broken too, so it's going to be a lot," he said.
Gardner said he was so startled that there was no reaction time or space on the road to move over out of the way of the turtle.
"Gardner said stuff like this never happens to him" ... Dude, stuff like this never happens to ANYONE.
I'm not sure where the "gone right" is in this story, but seriously, look at this photo:
CONWAY, S.C. (WBTW) - If you haven't heard of a flying turtle, today might be the day.
One man's car got hit by a turtle that was flying through the air after another vehicle's tire smacked the turtle into the air.
"I still don't understand how it, like, the exact angle of that tire, for it to just fling into my windshield," said John Gardner, who's windshield is now shattered from where the tortoise hit.
Gardner said stuff like this never happens to him, but Tuesday afternoon around 4:30 p.m., it did, while he was minding his own business driving to work down Highway 501 in Conway, near Lake Busbee.
The rear tire on a truck near him on the road hit a turtle, flinging it into Gardner's windshield.
"Yeah, I was definitely surprised, because like, I couldn't even tell what it was at first because it's like, I guess just a big, black dot coming at me, and it's like, I couldn't move at all really," he said. "So, I was just like, oh okay. I hope it's not too bad."
Gardner was covered in glass after the accident. According to Rob's Auto Body, the turtle died upon impact.
"I didn't get hurt at all, I just remember when the cops showed up, he was like, hey, you're covered in glass," said Gardner. "And, because I didn't know, like I didn't know there was any in my hair and stuff like that, so I'm just like oh okay."
Gardner said police were called to the scene and the guy who hit the turtle got out of his truck.
"He checked on me, and like, we both stopped and he made sure I was okay and everything like that," he said.
It'll take almost $2,000 to repair Gardner's car.
"The wipers and stuff like that all got broken too, so it's going to be a lot," he said.
Gardner said he was so startled that there was no reaction time or space on the road to move over out of the way of the turtle.
"Gardner said stuff like this never happens to him" ... Dude, stuff like this never happens to ANYONE.
Something similar has happened to many of us only the shell was blue.
I once had a snake fall into my lap through my open window while I was driving. I have no idea how or why it happened. All I can assume is some bird dropped it at the exact right moment, because I'm 99% certain it was not on my roof when I got into the car, and I had been driving at 50mph for a good 10-15 minutes at that point.
Needless to say, it was mildly terrifying finishing that drive knowing there was a snake somewhere in the car. Luckily it wound up just being a king snake and I got it out without too much trouble.
And yes, this was in Florida, because of course it was.
Infamous alt-right troll Chuck Johnson’s website GotNews filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy last month, according to a California federal court filing from the closed-down site.
GotNews owes between $500,000 and $1 million to unspecified creditors, the bankruptcy petition states. The website estimated its total assets between zero and $50,000 dollars.
It was not immediately clear where the value of Johnson’s personal brand fit into that calculation.
Splinter first reported the filing. The troll site must supply the list of creditors by Wednesday, and that list will offer a peek into who thought it was a good idea to finance Johnson.
I went into that thread expecting something like the Bill Murray "No one will ever believe you" meme. And that's what I got, but with fucking sources and references.
That turtle is big enough that I'm going to just assume the truck driver purposefully hit it.
Always stop to help a turtle cross a road, as long as it doesnt put you in danger, because up to 1 in 3 drivers will purposefully try to hit it.
We are fucking monsters.
I once pulled over to get a snapping turtle of the road. I got a stick and started nudging it towards the grass. However, the ornery little thing kept lunging after the stick, going towards the middle of the road. I got it into the grass by getting it to chase me.
The End.
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Snapping turtles are too angry and spiteful not to save. Yeah, I know all they want to do is bite my head off in many angry chomps, but I can't help but respect and admire so much rage and hate in one bitey package.
That turtle is big enough that I'm going to just assume the truck driver purposefully hit it.
Always stop to help a turtle cross a road, as long as it doesnt put you in danger, because up to 1 in 3 drivers will purposefully try to hit it.
We are fucking monsters.
I once pulled over to get a snapping turtle of the road. I got a stick and started nudging it towards the grass. However, the ornery little thing kept lunging after the stick, going towards the middle of the road. I got it into the grass by getting it to chase me.
The End.
Should have used a palm tree
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A fugitive who was finally caught and arrested over the abduction of two teenage girls was taken to police by a taxi driver who recognised him, it has emerged. Joseph McCann, 34, is being linked to several other attacks across the country, including the rape of an 11-year-old boy. Police confirmed the ‘extremely dangerous’ McCann had been arrested in Cheshire after a two-week search and a stand-off with officers overnight. The taxi driver ignored his instructions and went straight towards a police station. He said: ‘I realised who he was from the way he was acting and saying certain things like not to go down routes. ‘He was hiding his face and ducking down and told me, “Whatever happens don’t go down the A34”. ‘Further up the road, I saw a police officer talking to another member of the public on the side of the road so I flashed them.
‘I pulled up and he started to punch me in the face, the officer jumped in the car. I put on the child locks but he kept pulling at the door and it opened. ‘He started fighting with the officer and he picked up a broken bit of glass off the floor and ran off into the fields. We ran after him but we blocked the main road off.’ McCann is now being investigated over seven incidents across Cheshire, Manchester, Lancashire, London and Hertfordshire between April 21 and Sunday.
A fugitive who was finally caught and arrested over the abduction of two teenage girls was taken to police by a taxi driver who recognised him, it has emerged. Joseph McCann, 34, is being linked to several other attacks across the country, including the rape of an 11-year-old boy. Police confirmed the ‘extremely dangerous’ McCann had been arrested in Cheshire after a two-week search and a stand-off with officers overnight. The taxi driver ignored his instructions and went straight towards a police station. He said: ‘I realised who he was from the way he was acting and saying certain things like not to go down routes. ‘He was hiding his face and ducking down and told me, “Whatever happens don’t go down the A34”. ‘Further up the road, I saw a police officer talking to another member of the public on the side of the road so I flashed them.
‘I pulled up and he started to punch me in the face, the officer jumped in the car. I put on the child locks but he kept pulling at the door and it opened. ‘He started fighting with the officer and he picked up a broken bit of glass off the floor and ran off into the fields. We ran after him but we blocked the main road off.’ McCann is now being investigated over seven incidents across Cheshire, Manchester, Lancashire, London and Hertfordshire between April 21 and Sunday.
A fugitive who was finally caught and arrested over the abduction of two teenage girls was taken to police by a taxi driver who recognised him, it has emerged. Joseph McCann, 34, is being linked to several other attacks across the country, including the rape of an 11-year-old boy. Police confirmed the ‘extremely dangerous’ McCann had been arrested in Cheshire after a two-week search and a stand-off with officers overnight. The taxi driver ignored his instructions and went straight towards a police station. He said: ‘I realised who he was from the way he was acting and saying certain things like not to go down routes. ‘He was hiding his face and ducking down and told me, “Whatever happens don’t go down the A34”. ‘Further up the road, I saw a police officer talking to another member of the public on the side of the road so I flashed them.
‘I pulled up and he started to punch me in the face, the officer jumped in the car. I put on the child locks but he kept pulling at the door and it opened. ‘He started fighting with the officer and he picked up a broken bit of glass off the floor and ran off into the fields. We ran after him but we blocked the main road off.’ McCann is now being investigated over seven incidents across Cheshire, Manchester, Lancashire, London and Hertfordshire between April 21 and Sunday.
Cab driver should get a medal.
Nah just Ban Uber in his state
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A fugitive who was finally caught and arrested over the abduction of two teenage girls was taken to police by a taxi driver who recognised him, it has emerged. Joseph McCann, 34, is being linked to several other attacks across the country, including the rape of an 11-year-old boy. Police confirmed the ‘extremely dangerous’ McCann had been arrested in Cheshire after a two-week search and a stand-off with officers overnight. The taxi driver ignored his instructions and went straight towards a police station. He said: ‘I realised who he was from the way he was acting and saying certain things like not to go down routes. ‘He was hiding his face and ducking down and told me, “Whatever happens don’t go down the A34”. ‘Further up the road, I saw a police officer talking to another member of the public on the side of the road so I flashed them.
‘I pulled up and he started to punch me in the face, the officer jumped in the car. I put on the child locks but he kept pulling at the door and it opened. ‘He started fighting with the officer and he picked up a broken bit of glass off the floor and ran off into the fields. We ran after him but we blocked the main road off.’ McCann is now being investigated over seven incidents across Cheshire, Manchester, Lancashire, London and Hertfordshire between April 21 and Sunday.
A fugitive who was finally caught and arrested over the abduction of two teenage girls was taken to police by a taxi driver who recognised him, it has emerged. Joseph McCann, 34, is being linked to several other attacks across the country, including the rape of an 11-year-old boy. Police confirmed the ‘extremely dangerous’ McCann had been arrested in Cheshire after a two-week search and a stand-off with officers overnight. The taxi driver ignored his instructions and went straight towards a police station. He said: ‘I realised who he was from the way he was acting and saying certain things like not to go down routes. ‘He was hiding his face and ducking down and told me, “Whatever happens don’t go down the A34”. ‘Further up the road, I saw a police officer talking to another member of the public on the side of the road so I flashed them.
‘I pulled up and he started to punch me in the face, the officer jumped in the car. I put on the child locks but he kept pulling at the door and it opened. ‘He started fighting with the officer and he picked up a broken bit of glass off the floor and ran off into the fields. We ran after him but we blocked the main road off.’ McCann is now being investigated over seven incidents across Cheshire, Manchester, Lancashire, London and Hertfordshire between April 21 and Sunday.
Cab driver should get a medal.
Nah just Ban Uber in his state
It's the UK.
Ok then banning Uber would be a symbolic gesture.
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Welp, I know what's going on the big screens during my work event next week.
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Snapping turtles are so weird, its like an evil alternate reality version of a usually benign animal.
Like if i was to find out there were snapping rabbits out there, just vicious rabbits with jaws full of razors and a bite like a trap.
TIM: There he is!
ARTHUR: Where?
TIM: There!
ARTHUR: What, behind the turtle?
TIM: It is the turtle.
ARTHUR: You silly sod!
TIM: What?
ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary turtle!
ARTHUR: Ohh.
TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered testudine you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that turtle's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
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Good news: He survives!
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/soldier-visiting-hawaii-national-park-falls-active-volcano-n1001516
Like so many similar stories, it starts with climbing over the safety railing.
........... where's the "gone right" here? This seems like a horrible story throughout.
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Maybe the tatto that got covered was even worse? I mean, he is florida man, so its not impossible.
The racist assholes who perpetrated the crime misspelled it, so now it just seems like the dude has a personal beef against a river in Africa?
I mean, it's not much in the "Gone Right" department, but I gotta take what I can get.
It is known.
He gets it right once every other blue moon
Gone right: Police car (blue one) pulls off some sweet moves to avoid the ditch and all three suspects detained:
That was better stunt work and a better chase scene than Burn Out had
"Gardner said stuff like this never happens to him" ... Dude, stuff like this never happens to ANYONE.
I'm not sure where the "gone right" is in this story, but seriously, look at this photo:
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Something similar has happened to many of us only the shell was blue.
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Needless to say, it was mildly terrifying finishing that drive knowing there was a snake somewhere in the car. Luckily it wound up just being a king snake and I got it out without too much trouble.
And yes, this was in Florida, because of course it was.
Always stop to help a turtle cross a road, as long as it doesnt put you in danger, because up to 1 in 3 drivers will purposefully try to hit it.
We are fucking monsters.
Gone Right: He's broke as hell
Good news now we have this Twitter thread
Vince McMahon is a bizarre fucking enigma of a man. Like a real life Bill Brasky.
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His friendship with Trump makes so much sense now
I once pulled over to get a snapping turtle of the road. I got a stick and started nudging it towards the grass. However, the ornery little thing kept lunging after the stick, going towards the middle of the road. I got it into the grass by getting it to chase me.
The End.
Someone's an optimist!
Should have used a palm tree
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Cab driver should get a medal.
Nah just Ban Uber in his state
It's the UK.
Ok then banning Uber would be a symbolic gesture.
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Good news
or did it?
Like if i was to find out there were snapping rabbits out there, just vicious rabbits with jaws full of razors and a bite like a trap.
TIM: There he is!
ARTHUR: Where?
TIM: There!
ARTHUR: What, behind the turtle?
TIM: It is the turtle.
ARTHUR: You silly sod!
TIM: What?
ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary turtle!
ARTHUR: Ohh.
TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered testudine you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that turtle's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
-Antje Jackelén, Archbishop of the Church of Sweden
Thats just a normal rabbit