It turns out you can search for "shed defender" and get many, many photos of dogs in leotards.
So that's good.
"Dude, I, I finally, I got the uh, venue I wanted. Uh, I’m Performing my dance quintet–you know, my cycle–at Crane Jackson’s Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night, and well I’d love it if you came and gave me notes."
One of our resident albatrosses has done some of those moves to me. She likes boys people that have typical male features and she likes glasses so whenever I walk by she's like "Oh hey you're interesting what's up."
And then one time I was fixing a network line near her enclosure and she kinda snuck up on me and was like "HI WHAT ARE YOU DOING" right in me ear. Those birds are loud when they want to be.
One of the best things about being a dog (I'm guessing) is getting to always be naked. Making them wear body leggings is like spitting in God's eye
The only thing better than walking around in public naked is walking around in public naked save for a bandana around your neck. The bandana tells the world "I could have dressed up but I decided this was all I needed to wear"
One of the best things about being a dog (I'm guessing) is getting to always be naked. Making them wear body leggings is like spitting in God's eye
When we go to the beach we put Mabel in a tick suit for the walk between house and surf, to try and minimize her exposure to getting bitten (it's only about 5 minutes)
she looks at us like we burned all her most precious possessions and then pissed on the ashes.
One of the best things about being a dog (I'm guessing) is getting to always be naked. Making them wear body leggings is like spitting in God's eye
When we go to the beach we put Mabel in a tick suit for the walk between house and surf, to try and minimize her exposure to getting bitten (it's only about 5 minutes)
she looks at us like we burned all her most precious possessions and then pissed on the ashes.
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one of my cats is wearing a little kitty t-shirt because she had surgery on her shoulder and watching her walk around is PRETTY GREAT
One of the best things about being a dog (I'm guessing) is getting to always be naked. Making them wear body leggings is like spitting in God's eye
When we go to the beach we put Mabel in a tick suit for the walk between house and surf, to try and minimize her exposure to getting bitten (it's only about 5 minutes)
she looks at us like we burned all her most precious possessions and then pissed on the ashes.
Look at that psychologically tortured animal, that poor little fella
Super curious, does that thing have an escape hatch you pull or something? Part of the issue I had with the leotards is it didn't seem to take into account little buddy making a mess, and that seems like it would be a really bad time
There's a zip you can open round the groin area if the dog is gonna be in it a while, which might happen if you're taking the dog bushwalking or something? And the poop-making zone is completely unimpeded at all times (you can kind of see Mabel's tail hanging out there). But we only ever use them for at most 15-20 minutes, because the dogs hate them and it's really just for getting them through the dunes.
One of the best things about being a dog (I'm guessing) is getting to always be naked. Making them wear body leggings is like spitting in God's eye
When we go to the beach we put Mabel in a tick suit for the walk between house and surf, to try and minimize her exposure to getting bitten (it's only about 5 minutes)
she looks at us like we burned all her most precious possessions and then pissed on the ashes.
maybe she'd like it more if we sculpted the abs
she didn't choose the thug life, if chose her
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Look at his tufted ears!
the absolute mad lad
He knows his owner would just throw a smaller stick again and again, necessitating him to run and bring it back once more.
By bringing a branch from Yggdrasil itself, he is saving both his and the human's time since it has the weight of all the small sticks combined.
He's fetching smarter
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
"You chose him over me, Karen?! I object to this marriage!"
I don't know why I know this, but this is like if key & peele were birds
So that's good.
"Dude, I, I finally, I got the uh, venue I wanted. Uh, I’m Performing my dance quintet–you know, my cycle–at Crane Jackson’s Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night, and well I’d love it if you came and gave me notes."
If my owner was the type who found stuffing me in a leotard adorable, I would be a sad dog
it's called fashion sweetie, read a magazine
One of our resident albatrosses has done some of those moves to me. She likes boys people that have typical male features and she likes glasses so whenever I walk by she's like "Oh hey you're interesting what's up."
And then one time I was fixing a network line near her enclosure and she kinda snuck up on me and was like "HI WHAT ARE YOU DOING" right in me ear. Those birds are loud when they want to be.
The only thing better than walking around in public naked is walking around in public naked save for a bandana around your neck. The bandana tells the world "I could have dressed up but I decided this was all I needed to wear"
When we go to the beach we put Mabel in a tick suit for the walk between house and surf, to try and minimize her exposure to getting bitten (it's only about 5 minutes)
she looks at us like we burned all her most precious possessions and then pissed on the ashes.
It would enhance your story greatly if pictures of said shirted kitty were available
maybe she'd like it more if we sculpted the abs
Super curious, does that thing have an escape hatch you pull or something? Part of the issue I had with the leotards is it didn't seem to take into account little buddy making a mess, and that seems like it would be a really bad time
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This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
she didn't choose the thug life, if chose her
I'm wary of saying this because someone is going to post the thing, but it does have the look of a stillsuit about it.
no she's my special girl, I'm her favorite