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What would be the funniest Nightcrawler dick situation

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  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
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    Veldrin wrote: »
    If nightcrawler is peeing and someone tries to look at his dick so he teleports it away what happens to the pee

    Well the pee falls along its arc from the first location, stops, and continues from whatever position he teleports next. He teleports all at once.

    Imagine shooting a water gun and teleporting halfway through completing the stream. The rest would still flow out of the gun at the new location.

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    If nightcrawler is peeing and someone tries to look at his dick so he teleports it away what happens to the pee

    Well the pee falls along its arc from the first location, stops, and continues from whatever position he teleports next. He teleports all at once.

    Imagine shooting a water gun and teleporting halfway through completing the stream. The rest would still flow out of the gun at the new location.

    Kaplar are you telling me the pee is stored in the dick?

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  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
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    Veldrin wrote: »
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    If nightcrawler is peeing and someone tries to look at his dick so he teleports it away what happens to the pee

    Well the pee falls along its arc from the first location, stops, and continues from whatever position he teleports next. He teleports all at once.

    Imagine shooting a water gun and teleporting halfway through completing the stream. The rest would still flow out of the gun at the new location.

    Kaplar are you telling me the pee is stored in the dick?

    Is it not?

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    If nightcrawler is peeing and someone tries to look at his dick so he teleports it away what happens to the pee

    Well the pee falls along its arc from the first location, stops, and continues from whatever position he teleports next. He teleports all at once.

    Imagine shooting a water gun and teleporting halfway through completing the stream. The rest would still flow out of the gun at the new location.

    Kaplar are you telling me the pee is stored in the dick?

    Is it not?

    what do I look like, a pee expert?

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  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
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    Yes.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    Expeert.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
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    Nightcrawler's dick is gnarled and knobbed like a mesquite branch.

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Nightcrawler's dick is gnarled and knobbed like a mesquite branch.

    Politico rating: true, but not very funny.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Man, I don't even understand my own pee, let alone interdimensional elven pee

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
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    tynic wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Nightcrawler's dick is gnarled and knobbed like a mesquite branch.

    Politico rating: true, but not very funny.

    His wang's had a hard life.

  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
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    Veldrin wrote: »
    Man, I don't even understand my own pee, let alone interdimensional elven pee

    Then why do you keep claiming to be an expert?

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Man, I don't even understand my own pee, let alone interdimensional elven pee

    Then why do you keep claiming to be an expert?

    I got in too deep with the wrong crowd to say otherwise at this point

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Kaplar wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Man, I don't even understand my own pee, let alone interdimensional elven pee

    Then why do you keep claiming to be an expert?

    I got in too deep with the wrong crowd to say otherwise at this point

    Damnit Veldrin I told you to join the Flushing Whizzards, not the Aqueduct Tinklers!

    I can understand your mistake though, what with yellow being the colours of every single piss gang.

  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    Blue and Spiky, like his tail
    his dick works like a cat's crossed with a duck's

  • AtheraalAtheraal Registered User regular
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    BAMF tattoead on it but when he's erect it reads Big Adventures, My Friends

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    Anzekay wrote: »
    his dick works like a cat's crossed with a duck's

    So it's a medieval torture device.

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  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
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    tynic wrote: »
    Anzekay wrote: »
    his dick works like a cat's crossed with a duck's

    So it's a medieval torture device.

    those are literally designed based on his dick

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
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    checks out

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Nightcrawler's dick is gnarled and knobbed like a mesquite branch.

    Politico rating: true, but not very funny.

    His wang's had a hard life.

    You missed the chance for "it's a hard knob life"

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
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    I never put much thought into it, but really thinking about Nightcrawler having a normal colored/non fuzzy penis is pretty hilarious

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
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    A normal human skin color, but still furry (the fur is skin colored)

  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
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    Nightcrawler would only be able to blink his dick directly into an orifice if he could see fully into that orifice

    That’s a Marvel rule

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
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    I assume not circumcised? Like hes Catholic and German. Isn't that a mostly not done in Europe thing?

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
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    Yeah Kurt’s got his hood on for sure. Jewish people and Americans circumcise, nobody else.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
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    if wolverine cuts it off will it grow back

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
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    Only if it wasn't before his powers activated. Which considering he was born in Canada like forever ago, it probably was not

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
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    no if wolverine cuts off nightcrawlers foreskin will it grow back

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
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    N..No.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
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    Yeah Wolverine does not have healing claws

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Blue and Spiky, like his tail
    that would be a very counterproductive mutation

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
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    This thread is actually murdering me

    Please someone avenge my death

  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited June 2019
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    More importantly, Wolverine would never cut his good friend Nightcrawler’s foreskin because they are buddies.

    SimBen on
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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
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    Do you think Cyclops's penis one has a single pee hole instead of the normal two?

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    wait a minute

    this thread isn't about the jake gyllenhaal movie at all....

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
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    Kamiro wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    More importantly, Wolverine would never cut his good friend Nightcrawler’s foreskin because they are buddies.

    what if Nightcrawler wanted him to

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    More importantly, Wolverine would never cut his good friend Nightcrawler’s foreskin because they are buddies.

    what if Nightcrawler wanted him to

    Nightcrawler expresses confusion when Wolverine uses a professional medical scalpel for the procedure instead of his claws.

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
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    Does Nightcrawler have "BAMF" tattooed on his dick?

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited June 2019
    Remember when Nightcrawler was an unwitting pawn in a plot to simulate the rapture which Catholics don't believe in?

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
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    Kamiro wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    More importantly, Wolverine would never cut his good friend Nightcrawler’s foreskin because they are buddies.

    what if Nightcrawler wanted him to

    Then Logan would do it because respecting your friend’s ownership over their body is important and he knows this.

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  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
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    SimBen wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    More importantly, Wolverine would never cut his good friend Nightcrawler’s foreskin because they are buddies.

    what if Nightcrawler wanted him to

    Then Logan would do it because respecting your friend’s ownership over their body is important and he knows this.

    Boy does he fucking ever.

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