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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Why play Street Fighter 5 when you know that Oko 1UG will just turn them into a puny elk?

    I ate an engineer
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Don't run your artifacts out into on-board removal kids

    I ate an engineer
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Left work early since I had a migraine. I took my meds but man I feel like a truck hit me still. Its not great.

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    @Organichu

    My saga of the dash cam is nearly complete.

    I ordered a 15ft USB cable that is power only. Unfortunately, I got the wrong kind of bend, so I'll need to return it. BUT. Testing looks good.

    - The unit does warn me that it isn't an authorized power cable. Not sure if I can disable that.
    - The power to the USB ports turns off about 5-10 seconds after I close the door.
    - The power to the USB ports turn ON when I open the door, or maybe when I unlock the car. Still testing.
    - End result -- I'll check the footage timestamps, but I'm fairly certain the camera is off when the car is off. Yay!

    He/Him | "A boat is always safest in the harbor, but that’s not why we build boats." | "If you run, you gain one. If you move forward, you gain two." - Suletta Mercury, G-Witch
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Sorry friend

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    https://youtu.be/xnysiFkFloE

    Who wants some gorgeous animation.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Why play Street Fighter 5 when you know that Oko 1UG will just turn them into a puny elk?

    Earlier I got vraska, oko, and a dreadhorde out while one of those guys that gets bigger when I make tokens was on the board.

    Dreadhorde make token, I get a counter. Oko make food! I get a counter. Vraska eat food, I gain health and draw card.

    I managed to win via vraska's ult because I had just such a massive card advantage and was able to keep churning out tokens with my drawn cards. It was great.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Our order fulfillment company shit the bed, like "fired their entire leadership staff" shit the bed, and our orders haven't been going out as a result. It's a clusterfuck and we have no short term option to do anything about it (we even offered to send people to their warehouse and ship the damn things ourselves). The worst part, though, is that our CS people have to deal with the fallout here and emotional abuse from customers when there's nothing they can possibly do about it.

    So, like, treat CS people good, alright?

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Don't run your artifacts out into on-board removal kids

    Every time I play cards it just gets hit by removal

    Solution: do not play any cards

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    DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    https://youtu.be/xnysiFkFloE

    Who wants some gorgeous animation.

    I'm worried about this because previous footage shown (from.... comicon?) was really low frames of animation and it was jarring to watch.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    @Arch you're like the bug guy right?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNrF0JbDVc8

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    Our order fulfillment company shit the bed, like "fired their entire leadership staff" shit the bed, and our orders haven't been going out as a result. It's a clusterfuck and we have no short term option to do anything about it (we even offered to send people to their warehouse and ship the damn things ourselves). The worst part, though, is that our CS people have to deal with the fallout here and emotional abuse from customers when there's nothing they can possibly do about it.

    So, like, treat CS people good, alright?

    If the CS people would just forward their calls to the order fulfillment company, we wouldn't be having any problems.

    I'm almost positive they wouldn't pick up the phones.

    These guys are terrible, I'm pretty sure our CEO is looking at how we can ditch them ASAP.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    SFV with a stick is my fighting game nirvana

    With Ken Masters don't even @ me

    ah yes, the poor man's Ryu

    DONT BE HATIN

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    SFV with a stick is my fighting game nirvana

    With Ken Masters don't even @ me

    ah yes, the poor man's Ryu

    DONT BE HATIN

    come back to me when you have a red fireball

    I'm sorry what was that easilyavoidablesupers

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    You know what was a great English anime opening?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijs6yJDGm5A
    credeiki wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    credeiki it's really not that hard to be decent at fighting games. The execution aspect is tough but it doesn't take years and years or anything. People who get into a local scene go from "how do I do a hadoken" to semifinal placements within a year sometimes.

    They're not significantly more difficult than any other competitive real-time game.

    What if you did not grow up at a console and struggle a little bit with controllers instead of kbam?
    What if you are someone who has practiced a different game assiduously for 5 years and are still terrible at it???

    (...I lost 3 games of LoL last night just as I’m trying so hard to push to plat and it’s making me so sad)

    LoL is different because it's a team game. It's harder to improve, it's harder to be consistent because your performance depends on others, and it's easy to get rolled by circumstance (stacked enemy teams, one person drops or afks, etc), IMO

    also you're obviously not "bad," just because you're not in platinum

    I grew up using controllers, but I never used fight sticks and hated them. Then my buddy who was really into Street Fighter convinced me to make the switch to a stick, and I adapted to it over a few months before exceeding my previous ability with a controller. It's just about consistent practice rather than skills embedded from childhood, genuinely.

    If you get in a lobby with someone better than you in a fighting game, and just play ten matches, you'll leave having noticeably improved. It's great.

    I once played almost a hundred matches in a row with Bizazedo from SE++, just grinding mirror matches, and I think it was like 90 to 6 by the end. He just crushed me. But the next day I annihilated everyone I met in ranked and it was wonderful.

    Gold is low elo—it’s def bad. And considering how much investment and effort and thought I put in, it’s just depressing sometimes. (...I will be happy if I cross that line into plat. I did before but only during the time in between ranked seasons when no one is tryharding, so it doesn’t count)

    Yeah, the shorter matchups and more focused skill set seem great for building skill in a fighting game; I think that’s part of what makes it seem cool. But the real issue is that I would have to stop playing league and get good at this instead, and I don’t want to do that. (The secondary issue is the controller thing.)

    Eep my meeting is in three minutes and I’m still in the metro station and not at the office!

    https://www.esportstales.com/league-of-legends/rank-distribution-percentage-of-players-by-tier

    according to this gold 1 is the top 22% of players

    that's not bad!

    credeiki
    I wish there was a special league for players who are somehow worse than when they first started playing.

    Couscous on
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    SFV with a stick is my fighting game nirvana

    With Ken Masters don't even @ me

    ah yes, the poor man's Ryu

    DONT BE HATIN

    come back to me when you have a red fireball

    I'm sorry what was that easilyavoidablesupers

    RED FIREBALL

    BEARD

    what more do you want?

    Flaming dragon punch, loser.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    You know what was a great English anime opening?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijs6yJDGm5A
    credeiki wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    credeiki it's really not that hard to be decent at fighting games. The execution aspect is tough but it doesn't take years and years or anything. People who get into a local scene go from "how do I do a hadoken" to semifinal placements within a year sometimes.

    They're not significantly more difficult than any other competitive real-time game.

    What if you did not grow up at a console and struggle a little bit with controllers instead of kbam?
    What if you are someone who has practiced a different game assiduously for 5 years and are still terrible at it???

    (...I lost 3 games of LoL last night just as I’m trying so hard to push to plat and it’s making me so sad)

    LoL is different because it's a team game. It's harder to improve, it's harder to be consistent because your performance depends on others, and it's easy to get rolled by circumstance (stacked enemy teams, one person drops or afks, etc), IMO

    also you're obviously not "bad," just because you're not in platinum

    I grew up using controllers, but I never used fight sticks and hated them. Then my buddy who was really into Street Fighter convinced me to make the switch to a stick, and I adapted to it over a few months before exceeding my previous ability with a controller. It's just about consistent practice rather than skills embedded from childhood, genuinely.

    If you get in a lobby with someone better than you in a fighting game, and just play ten matches, you'll leave having noticeably improved. It's great.

    I once played almost a hundred matches in a row with Bizazedo from SE++, just grinding mirror matches, and I think it was like 90 to 6 by the end. He just crushed me. But the next day I annihilated everyone I met in ranked and it was wonderful.

    Gold is low elo—it’s def bad. And considering how much investment and effort and thought I put in, it’s just depressing sometimes. (...I will be happy if I cross that line into plat. I did before but only during the time in between ranked seasons when no one is tryharding, so it doesn’t count)

    Yeah, the shorter matchups and more focused skill set seem great for building skill in a fighting game; I think that’s part of what makes it seem cool. But the real issue is that I would have to stop playing league and get good at this instead, and I don’t want to do that. (The secondary issue is the controller thing.)

    Eep my meeting is in three minutes and I’m still in the metro station and not at the office!

    https://www.esportstales.com/league-of-legends/rank-distribution-percentage-of-players-by-tier

    according to this gold 1 is the top 22% of players

    that's not bad!

    credeiki
    I wish there was a special league for players who are somehow worse than when they first started playing.

    I used to be plat T-T

    Now I’m gold 1-2

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    Organichu

    My saga of the dash cam is nearly complete.

    I ordered a 15ft USB cable that is power only. Unfortunately, I got the wrong kind of bend, so I'll need to return it. BUT. Testing looks good.

    - The unit does warn me that it isn't an authorized power cable. Not sure if I can disable that.
    - The power to the USB ports turns off about 5-10 seconds after I close the door.
    - The power to the USB ports turn ON when I open the door, or maybe when I unlock the car. Still testing.
    - End result -- I'll check the footage timestamps, but I'm fairly certain the camera is off when the car is off. Yay!



    Well fuck. turns out the authorized cable thing is because my USB ports aren't delivering 2A, so they are complaining about being plugged into a 1A port. I swear, by the time I'm done I am going to need to get the power wiring kit...

    Also apparently finding the left-handed bend version of the cable I just bought isn't as easy...

    He/Him | "A boat is always safest in the harbor, but that’s not why we build boats." | "If you run, you gain one. If you move forward, you gain two." - Suletta Mercury, G-Witch
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Seeing the Chrome screen time on my phone is extremely cursed knowledge

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    Winky wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Every once in a while when I get a youtube recommendation for "here is the ending of this movie explained" I feel better about myself "Christ who needs to have the ending of dog day afternoon explained to them?"

    [X] Explained!
    Why [X] Ruins [X]
    Before You Buy [X]
    [Youtuber] Reacts to [X]!

    why X ruins X

    Why things ruin themselves... EXPLAINED!

    spool32 on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Seeing the Chrome screen time on my phone is extremely cursed knowledge

    My phone thinks Chrome is “Productivity” and that Twitch is “Creativity”

    Yes, let’s go with this

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    @credeiki it's really not that hard to be decent at fighting games. The execution aspect is tough but it doesn't take years and years or anything. People who get into a local scene go from "how do I do a hadoken" to semifinal placements within a year sometimes.

    They're not significantly more difficult than any other competitive real-time game.

    What if you did not grow up at a console and struggle a little bit with controllers instead of kbam?
    What if you are someone who has practiced a different game assiduously for 5 years and are still terrible at it???

    (...I lost 3 games of LoL last night just as I’m trying so hard to push to plat and it’s making me so sad)

    LoL is different because it's a team game. It's harder to improve, it's harder to be consistent because your performance depends on others, and it's easy to get rolled by circumstance (stacked enemy teams, one person drops or afks, etc), IMO

    also you're obviously not "bad," just because you're not in platinum

    I grew up using controllers, but I never used fight sticks and hated them. Then my buddy who was really into Street Fighter convinced me to make the switch to a stick, and I adapted to it over a few months before exceeding my previous ability with a controller. It's just about consistent practice rather than skills embedded from childhood, genuinely.

    If you get in a lobby with someone better than you in a fighting game, and just play ten matches, you'll leave having noticeably improved. It's great.

    I once played almost a hundred matches in a row with Bizazedo from SE++, just grinding mirror matches, and I think it was like 90 to 6 by the end. He just crushed me. But the next day I annihilated everyone I met in ranked and it was wonderful.

    Gold is low elo—it’s def bad. And considering how much investment and effort and thought I put in, it’s just depressing sometimes. (...I will be happy if I cross that line into plat. I did before but only during the time in between ranked seasons when no one is tryharding, so it doesn’t count)

    Yeah, the shorter matchups and more focused skill set seem great for building skill in a fighting game; I think that’s part of what makes it seem cool. But the real issue is that I would have to stop playing league and get good at this instead, and I don’t want to do that. (The secondary issue is the controller thing.)

    Eep my meeting is in three minutes and I’m still in the metro station and not at the office!

    https://www.esportstales.com/league-of-legends/rank-distribution-percentage-of-players-by-tier

    according to this gold 1 is the top 22% of players

    that's not bad!

    @credeiki

    It’s not good either :(

    ...want to play some Jhin/karma some time? I do best with aggressive/constant poke lanes—been having issues with Janna supports and with thresh/shen who are misjudging all ins.

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Seeing the Chrome screen time on my phone is extremely cursed knowledge

    My phone thinks Chrome is “Productivity” and that Twitch is “Creativity”

    Yes, let’s go with this

    I wish I could set it so certain websites counted as productivity and all others counted as a waste of time.

    As it is, internet browsers being counted as only one thing just makes it useless.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Doing work is a tomorrow activity

    Not a today activity

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    Oh no. Baby vultures are adorable and sound adorable.



    Just so cute huge boys.

    Couscous on
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Watch Angry YouTube Man spend 20 minutes ranting about “plot holes” because he didn’t pay attention when the thing was clearly explained earlier in the film

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Watch Angry YouTube Man spend 20 minutes ranting about “plot holes” because he didn’t pay attention when the thing was clearly explained earlier in the film

    Ahh cinemasins.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Watch Angry YouTube Man spend 20 minutes ranting about “plot holes” because he didn’t pay attention when the thing was clearly explained earlier in the film

    Watch Angry YouTube Man Misunderstand Things is a $14 billion/year industry

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    @credeiki it's really not that hard to be decent at fighting games. The execution aspect is tough but it doesn't take years and years or anything. People who get into a local scene go from "how do I do a hadoken" to semifinal placements within a year sometimes.

    They're not significantly more difficult than any other competitive real-time game.

    What if you did not grow up at a console and struggle a little bit with controllers instead of kbam?
    What if you are someone who has practiced a different game assiduously for 5 years and are still terrible at it???

    (...I lost 3 games of LoL last night just as I’m trying so hard to push to plat and it’s making me so sad)

    LoL is different because it's a team game. It's harder to improve, it's harder to be consistent because your performance depends on others, and it's easy to get rolled by circumstance (stacked enemy teams, one person drops or afks, etc), IMO

    also you're obviously not "bad," just because you're not in platinum

    I grew up using controllers, but I never used fight sticks and hated them. Then my buddy who was really into Street Fighter convinced me to make the switch to a stick, and I adapted to it over a few months before exceeding my previous ability with a controller. It's just about consistent practice rather than skills embedded from childhood, genuinely.

    If you get in a lobby with someone better than you in a fighting game, and just play ten matches, you'll leave having noticeably improved. It's great.

    I once played almost a hundred matches in a row with Bizazedo from SE++, just grinding mirror matches, and I think it was like 90 to 6 by the end. He just crushed me. But the next day I annihilated everyone I met in ranked and it was wonderful.

    Gold is low elo—it’s def bad. And considering how much investment and effort and thought I put in, it’s just depressing sometimes. (...I will be happy if I cross that line into plat. I did before but only during the time in between ranked seasons when no one is tryharding, so it doesn’t count)

    Yeah, the shorter matchups and more focused skill set seem great for building skill in a fighting game; I think that’s part of what makes it seem cool. But the real issue is that I would have to stop playing league and get good at this instead, and I don’t want to do that. (The secondary issue is the controller thing.)

    Eep my meeting is in three minutes and I’m still in the metro station and not at the office!

    https://www.esportstales.com/league-of-legends/rank-distribution-percentage-of-players-by-tier

    according to this gold 1 is the top 22% of players

    that's not bad!

    @credeiki

    It’s not good either :(

    ...want to play some Jhin/karma some time? I do best with aggressive/constant poke lanes—been having issues with Janna supports and with thresh/shen who are misjudging all ins.

    Yesss what time are you home

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    Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    I should get a dash cam. But in my heart, I know I won't until after I get in an accident where I need to prove I'm not at fault.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    I should get a dash cam. But in my heart, I know I won't until after I get in an accident where I need to prove I'm not at fault.

    Most of the time, all you really need are photos of the immediate aftermath of the accident

    But people rarely take them, despite having a camera device on their person

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    I should get a dash cam. But in my heart, I know I won't until after I get in an accident where I need to prove I'm not at fault.

    It's fun to capture the idiocy of others too. :D

    He/Him | "A boat is always safest in the harbor, but that’s not why we build boats." | "If you run, you gain one. If you move forward, you gain two." - Suletta Mercury, G-Witch
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    I do often wonder how much money I could make by being an angry YouTube man. I mean, I know a lot of people think that way, but I sometimes consider selling my soul in favor of wealth for the doomsday prepper secretly inside of me

    Neco on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    I do often wonder how much money I could make by being an angry YouTube man. I mean, I know a lot of people think that way, but I sometimes consider selling my soul in favor of wealth for the doomsday prepper secretly inside of me

    Selling your soul ends up being surprisingly underwhelming unless you're really lucky or have rich parents.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    edited September 2019
    Anyway none of you are as lucrative as David lee Roth’s carpet. It was foretold by gyromancy.

    Neco on
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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    I've done it.

    I've figured out what the hardest thing is.

    The hardest thing is trying to get yourself removed from work email lists that you no longer should be on.

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    this is kinda wild

    https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/26/us/carson-king-busch-cuts-ties-beer-posts-trnd/index.html

    a guy goes viral on tv and people send a bunch of money to him

    he decides to donate that money to a children's hospital, and anheuser-busch jumps on board for the publicity or whatever

    a reporter uncovers racist tweets from the guy, the guy gets dropped by a-b

    people on twitter find racist tweets from the reporter

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    Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    I call bullshit on The Sounds of Men. No way. No. Way.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    It's really so dang hard to tweet without being racist

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