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HOW MANY SNAKES WOULD IT TAKE TO DEFEAT YOU, [CHAT]?

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    TcheldorTcheldor Registered User regular
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    I've been going out with this girl for a monthish now and I am really hoping that it goes somewhere but I'm also trying to dampen my excitement so I don't get so disappointed if it doesn't work out. Lord knows I've done that to enough people.

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    I am the snakes.
    VishNub wrote: »
    Although boy do these snakes look bad on firefox

    mve60nmd3k9h.png

    Hmmm. That's not what I'm seeing?

    apahey6ecvbw.png

    Must be an extension of mine

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
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    Surely we can all agree that wedding cakes are a scam

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
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    We did the whole thing for under 5k. Photography was ungodly expensive and I still resent the cost. He rushed and wasn't super attentive and it was $$$$$$ but the photos were good!

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    I am the snakes.
    VishNub wrote: »
    Although boy do these snakes look bad on firefox

    mve60nmd3k9h.png

    Hmmm. That's not what I'm seeing?

    apahey6ecvbw.png

    Must be an extension of mine
    I like to think that it's a snake-specific extension, to fix that specific emoji.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
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    VishNub wrote: »
    Surely we can all agree that wedding cakes are a scam
    Husband made ours by hand with handmade fondant. I don't deserve him.

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
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    🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

    ^ some friends for the snakes on my posts

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
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    It was so weird though I offered the photographer "exposure" and-

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
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    I could get FOUR DAYS of fly fishing guides for what we're paying this woman for six hours.

    *grumble*

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    Surely we can all agree that wedding cakes are a scam

    The last couple of weddings I've been to have had wedding towers of cheese, on the basis that nobody actually likes wedding cake

    We didn't have a cake, for similar reasons

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Sixty-ten
    Chanus wrote: »
    So Chanus is on the market again?

    :winky:

    you know it

    :winky: :bzz: 🤿🍤😽

    Sorry bout the relationship tho

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    We did the whole thing for under 5k. Photography was ungodly expensive and I still resent the cost. He rushed and wasn't super attentive and it was $$$$$$ but the photos were good!

    This almost sounds like you're talking about sex

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Finally, Chanus has no excuse for me to not move in

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    MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    It was so weird though I offered the photographer "exposure" and-

    Also this

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    I am the snakes.
    Today I learned that I should never wedding

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
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    We had cupcakes.

    And also candy station.

    It's not really a wedding if there aren't Jordan almonds.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
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    MrsNub fucking loves cake. So we're having like three.

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
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    VishNub wrote: »
    I could get FOUR DAYS of fly fishing guides for what we're paying this woman for six hours.

    *grumble*

    That's saltwater mind you. I can get six days of trout fishing.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    apparently my high school english teacher has been wanting to set me up with one of the math teachers at my old high school

    i learned this because my sister works with her now

    she's gonna have to wait a little longer i need my space

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
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    Chanus wrote: »
    apparently my high school english teacher has been wanting to set me up with one of the math teachers at my old high school

    i learned this because my sister works with her now

    she's gonna have to wait a little longer i need my space

    wait like the person is currently a math teacher at the high school or the person was a math teacher when you were in high school and had a crush

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    My wedding cake will be alternating layers of strawberry cheesecake and Friendly's Oreo® Ice Cream Cake

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    I am the snakes.
    Chanus wrote: »
    apparently my high school english teacher has been wanting to set me up with one of the math teachers at my old high school

    i learned this because my sister works with her now

    she's gonna have to wait a little longer i need my space
    This sounds strange to me, as I'm not in touch with any of my teachers or professors that I've had growing up. I'm Facebook friends with my old high school Orchestra Director (who is a raging evangelical Trump supporter, ick) and my 3rd grade homeroom teacher (not sure why she remembers me), but that's about it. One of my old college friends is now a teacher at my high school.

    I wonder if my high school teachers remember me at all. I also wonder if the hot teachers are still kinda hot now.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    VishNub wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    apparently my high school english teacher has been wanting to set me up with one of the math teachers at my old high school

    i learned this because my sister works with her now

    she's gonna have to wait a little longer i need my space

    wait like the person is currently a math teacher at the high school or the person was a math teacher when you were in high school and had a crush

    the former

    my english teacher still works there. my sister works there now. this math teacher works there now

    apparently my english teacher has been scheming this for quite some time

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    Surely we can all agree that wedding cakes are a scam

    You aren’t just paying for the cake. You’re paying to get the cake to the venue in perfect condition. Typically that’s done by a skilled specialist who can do last minute touch ups.

    If you don’t want to spend the dosh, have a custom cake made and let a groomsman get it the morning of.

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    I'm late to the MANLY SHEETS discussion, but my 2c

    I don't really feel like the worst toxic masc dude we can drum up is really into bamboo sheets

    like I don't think they're their googling home goods and linens between playing Madden and heckling women on their way to the stamping plant, or whatever

    so.. I'm tentatively okay with the branding?

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    apparently my high school english teacher has been wanting to set me up with one of the math teachers at my old high school

    i learned this because my sister works with her now

    she's gonna have to wait a little longer i need my space

    But with a math teacher everything would add up chanus!

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I am the snakes.
    Sarksus wrote: »
    My wedding cake will be alternating layers of strawberry cheesecake and Friendly's Oreo® Ice Cream Cake

    No, sorry, your new wife put you on a diet. You get a plate of sliced beets at the reception.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    apparently my high school english teacher has been wanting to set me up with one of the math teachers at my old high school

    i learned this because my sister works with her now

    she's gonna have to wait a little longer i need my space
    This sounds strange to me, as I'm not in touch with any of my teachers or professors that I've had growing up. I'm Facebook friends with my old high school Orchestra Director (who is a raging evangelical Trump supporter, ick) and my 3rd grade homeroom teacher (not sure why she remembers me), but that's about it. One of my old college friends is now a teacher at my high school.

    I wonder if my high school teachers remember me at all. I also wonder if the hot teachers are still kinda hot now.

    my sister being a teacher at the same school is probably why

    also english teacher taught all three of us kids and thought we were all just perfect little angel geniuses

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Orange!
    VishNub wrote: »
    Surely we can all agree that wedding cakes are a scam

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    We had cannoli cream and raspberry filling in our cake. It was dope.

    The top layer got ruined by a power outage, so we had to order a new top layer to the same spec for our anniversary. Same guy. It cost about $25.

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    I'm late to the MANLY SHEETS discussion, but my 2c

    I don't really feel like the worst toxic masc dude we can drum up is really into bamboo sheets

    like I don't think they're their googling home goods and linens between playing Madden and heckling women on their way to the stamping plant, or whatever

    so.. I'm tentatively okay with the branding?

    like, I'd be curious what "appropriate" male-oriented branding looks like, or if that's just rejected by definition

    I don't like the idea of saying no you just cannot do this androgyny 5eva

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    I am the snakes.
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    apparently my high school english teacher has been wanting to set me up with one of the math teachers at my old high school

    i learned this because my sister works with her now

    she's gonna have to wait a little longer i need my space
    This sounds strange to me, as I'm not in touch with any of my teachers or professors that I've had growing up. I'm Facebook friends with my old high school Orchestra Director (who is a raging evangelical Trump supporter, ick) and my 3rd grade homeroom teacher (not sure why she remembers me), but that's about it. One of my old college friends is now a teacher at my high school.

    I wonder if my high school teachers remember me at all. I also wonder if the hot teachers are still kinda hot now.

    my sister being a teacher at the same school is probably why

    also english teacher taught all three of us kids and thought we were all just perfect little angel geniuses

    Chanus's English teacher: Secretly a eugenicist trying to get an Ubermensch breeding program off the ground.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    apparently my high school english teacher has been wanting to set me up with one of the math teachers at my old high school

    i learned this because my sister works with her now

    she's gonna have to wait a little longer i need my space
    This sounds strange to me, as I'm not in touch with any of my teachers or professors that I've had growing up. I'm Facebook friends with my old high school Orchestra Director (who is a raging evangelical Trump supporter, ick) and my 3rd grade homeroom teacher (not sure why she remembers me), but that's about it. One of my old college friends is now a teacher at my high school.

    I wonder if my high school teachers remember me at all. I also wonder if the hot teachers are still kinda hot now.

    my sister being a teacher at the same school is probably why

    also english teacher taught all three of us kids and thought we were all just perfect little angel geniuses

    Chanus's English teacher: Secretly a eugenicist trying to get an Ubermensch breeding program off the ground.

    Man if she's trying to breed chanus stock I'm not saying she's bad at her job but...

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    I am the snakes.
    Preacher wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    apparently my high school english teacher has been wanting to set me up with one of the math teachers at my old high school

    i learned this because my sister works with her now

    she's gonna have to wait a little longer i need my space
    This sounds strange to me, as I'm not in touch with any of my teachers or professors that I've had growing up. I'm Facebook friends with my old high school Orchestra Director (who is a raging evangelical Trump supporter, ick) and my 3rd grade homeroom teacher (not sure why she remembers me), but that's about it. One of my old college friends is now a teacher at my high school.

    I wonder if my high school teachers remember me at all. I also wonder if the hot teachers are still kinda hot now.

    my sister being a teacher at the same school is probably why

    also english teacher taught all three of us kids and thought we were all just perfect little angel geniuses

    Chanus's English teacher: Secretly a eugenicist trying to get an Ubermensch breeding program off the ground.

    Man if she's trying to breed chanus stock I'm not saying she's bad at her job but...
    Clearly going for longevity here.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    I'm late to the MANLY SHEETS discussion, but my 2c

    I don't really feel like the worst toxic masc dude we can drum up is really into bamboo sheets

    like I don't think they're their googling home goods and linens between playing Madden and heckling women on their way to the stamping plant, or whatever

    so.. I'm tentatively okay with the branding?

    like, I'd be curious what "appropriate" male-oriented branding looks like, or if that's just rejected by definition

    I don't like the idea of saying no you just cannot do this androgyny 5eva

    i think gendered branding is by definition bad unless it's specifically to be used by a specific kind of genitals

    we don't need bedsheets for men. that's just a very stupid thing

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    apparently my high school english teacher has been wanting to set me up with one of the math teachers at my old high school

    i learned this because my sister works with her now

    she's gonna have to wait a little longer i need my space
    This sounds strange to me, as I'm not in touch with any of my teachers or professors that I've had growing up. I'm Facebook friends with my old high school Orchestra Director (who is a raging evangelical Trump supporter, ick) and my 3rd grade homeroom teacher (not sure why she remembers me), but that's about it. One of my old college friends is now a teacher at my high school.

    I wonder if my high school teachers remember me at all. I also wonder if the hot teachers are still kinda hot now.

    my sister being a teacher at the same school is probably why

    also english teacher taught all three of us kids and thought we were all just perfect little angel geniuses

    Chanus's English teacher: Secretly a eugenicist trying to get an Ubermensch breeding program off the ground.

    she does have a german last name

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Yeah, that's right.
    maybe if our society were mature enough to handle the idea that men and women merely can be interested in different things but don't have to be interested in different things

    but we aren't there so down with gendered marketing because it is 100% always irresponsible

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    I am the snakes.
    Bedsheets are generally marketed toward women, which is, by itself, fairly sexist in terms of gender roles. :\

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
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    I just ate enough Taco Bell to need a stomach pump. I missed it so much.

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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    I am the snakes.
    I am looking at this joke tier list I created in October of 2018, smiling to myself but knowing in my heart of hearts none of y'all will get the joke or find it funny

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