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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I guess every time I get a sandwich I'm going to think about the Reddit sandwich man, this is my life now

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    I guess every time I get a sandwich I'm going to think about the Reddit sandwich man, this is my life now

    the melt guy?

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    I guess every time I get a sandwich I'm going to think about the Reddit sandwich man, this is my life now

    the melt guy?

    oh, bo, that's old

    not sandwich sale guy

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    It is I, human Winky

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
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    Sandwich man is terrific

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
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    Would that I had the vision to demand that local delis pay me for my proprietary sandwich recipe. At the low price of $50 plus 20% of sales!

    A bargain!

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    If you wanna make a pearl, you gotta get sand in your clam

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    Would that I had the vision to demand that local delis pay me for my proprietary sandwich recipe. At the low price of $50 plus 20% of sales!

    A bargain!
    Please note that eating it is acceptance of the sandwich EULA

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Some weird shit I never heard of from, like, Slovakia
    Recently I learned that repetitive stress injury to the facial muscles from fake-smiling too much on the job is a real thing

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Some weird shit I never heard of from, like, Slovakia

    So this is what over 9000 karma looks like

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Some weird shit I never heard of from, like, Slovakia
    Feral wrote: »
    Recently I learned that repetitive stress injury to the facial muscles from fake-smiling too much on the job is a real thing

    Jeez, really? Bodies are garbage.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    p5Buetq.jpg

    Cat was there first. This is your life now, Human Nigel.

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    what

    Michael Emerson in something new on CBS

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    looking into that Beastars thing that was mentioned earlier and....

    that seems hornier than Cats.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Oatmeal (rolled oats)
    Poor guy

    First his parents name him Nigel

    Then he has to share the name with a cat

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Some weird shit I never heard of from, like, Slovakia
    looking into that Beastars thing that was mentioned earlier and....

    that seems hornier than Cats.

    Definitely is p horny at times

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    looking into that Beastars thing that was mentioned earlier and....

    that seems hornier than Cats.

    Definitely is p horny at times

    but, like, in a good way?

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Some weird shit I never heard of from, like, Slovakia
    Ilpala wrote: »
    looking into that Beastars thing that was mentioned earlier and....

    that seems hornier than Cats.

    Definitely is p horny at times

    but, like, in a good way?

    Yea, it's kinda hard to describe. It's definitely not like typical anime horniness. It's just, it's a slice of life with these teenagers, and naturally sex is a part of that. But there's nothing I'd call fanservice-y in there, even from a furry perspective. 's more subdued.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    looking into that Beastars thing that was mentioned earlier and....

    that seems hornier than Cats.

    Definitely is p horny at times
    *starts googling*
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    looking into that Beastars thing that was mentioned earlier and....

    that seems hornier than Cats.

    Definitely is p horny at times

    but, like, in a good way?

    Yea, it's kinda hard to describe. It's definitely not like typical anime horniness. It's just, it's a slice of life with these teenagers, and naturally sex is a part of that. But there's nothing I'd call fanservice-y in there, even from a furry perspective. 's more subdued.
    *stops mid-query, closes tab*

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    looking into that Beastars thing that was mentioned earlier and....

    that seems hornier than Cats.

    Definitely is p horny at times
    *starts googling*
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    looking into that Beastars thing that was mentioned earlier and....

    that seems hornier than Cats.

    Definitely is p horny at times

    but, like, in a good way?

    Yea, it's kinda hard to describe. It's definitely not like typical anime horniness. It's just, it's a slice of life with these teenagers, and naturally sex is a part of that. But there's nothing I'd call fanservice-y in there, even from a furry perspective. 's more subdued.
    *stops mid-query, closes tab*

    *opens incognito tab*

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
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    knitdan wrote: »
    Poor guy

    First his parents name him Nigel

    Then he has to share the name with a cat

    Poor cat

    Gets a bitchin' name like Nigel

    has to share it with a whiny, baby-ass human

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    GiantGeek2020GiantGeek2020 Registered User regular
    Malt-o-meal
    Winky wrote: »
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    looking into that Beastars thing that was mentioned earlier and....

    that seems hornier than Cats.

    Definitely is p horny at times
    *starts googling*
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Ilpala wrote: »
    looking into that Beastars thing that was mentioned earlier and....

    that seems hornier than Cats.

    Definitely is p horny at times

    but, like, in a good way?

    Yea, it's kinda hard to describe. It's definitely not like typical anime horniness. It's just, it's a slice of life with these teenagers, and naturally sex is a part of that. But there's nothing I'd call fanservice-y in there, even from a furry perspective. 's more subdued.
    *stops mid-query, closes tab*

    *opens incognito tab*

    From a quick read. This is definitely some weird wild stuff.

    I will probably have to watch.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
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    hmmm one of my coworkers somehow jumped from writing like three posts on his blog to freelance science journalism in my town and I legitimately don't know how hmmm it can't be this easy...can it? Just....tell a magazine you'll do science writing?

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited January 2020
    Malt-o-meal
    @credeiki @cptrugged @LoserForHireX

    Had the first real session of my new D&D group tonight. It was nice to roll dice in person.

    Party is a decent mix:
    1.Human Artificer aka the magic cop
    2.Dwarf Paladin who is me. I am the tank. Also the character is starting to turn a little odd. But since he worships the god of the sea who is considered weird anyway it makes sense.
    3.Warlock with a pact with an old one. Quiet and wears rags.
    4.High Elf Monk from the military elf country.
    5.Blade Singer/Elf Wizard who is really into himself thinks he is a bard

    We did the party get together quickly. Mostly the magic cop has a job and is paying. The warlock needs money, the monk is curious about how others fight, the blade singer thinks its an old fashioned quest, and I am a merc so the pay is good.

    We did some investigating and tracking. Then fought exploding not really but kind of ancient elf zombies. We got a nice set of crits actually. I hit the one near me for way more than his life. They said describe it and I did and then the zombie exploded into my mouth by me rolling a 1 on my dex save. Being a dwarf I got to advantage on the poison save though so I was fine.

    Just having in person RPing though is so nice. Something about rolling physical dice that is so satisfying.

    Mazzyx on
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Music video ad for Super Nintendo World at Universal Japan

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI7SuhwbKLE

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    I'm having a bad BDD night.

    Weeee~

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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
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    Man I hate it when I’m having trouble with Behavior Driven Development

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Let the wombat lads inherit the fucken earth.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    Oatmeal (steel cut oats)
    Just absolutely hating work with burning coals behind my eyes

    It is probably not helping my mood that I am listening to This Mortal Coil lately

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Underrated: St Anger

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Underrated: St Anger

    the song sure

    the album HELL NO

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
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    Winky wrote: »

    i've seen this a million times but i will still drop what i'm doing and watch it every time

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Rice
    Playing through The Council and it seems right up the alley for anyone who likes story-driven, perk-focused RPG elements and some lite detective work.

    Also George Washington is in it, and any time he's in a game it automatically makes it better than it otherwise should be

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    GiantGeek2020GiantGeek2020 Registered User regular
    Malt-o-meal
    Eddy wrote: »
    Playing through The Council and it seems right up the alley for anyone who likes story-driven, perk-focused RPG elements and some lite detective work.

    Also George Washington is in it, and any time he's in a game it automatically makes it better than it otherwise should be

    @Kana have you tried this?

    It seems like the kind of thing you like.

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
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    Arch wrote: »
    hmmm one of my coworkers somehow jumped from writing like three posts on his blog to freelance science journalism in my town and I legitimately don't know how hmmm it can't be this easy...can it? Just....tell a magazine you'll do science writing?

    Tell me more about this...

    Being a downer all the time probably doesn’t sell though

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Underrated: St Anger

    the song sure

    the album HELL NO

    Song v bad too.

    Might be one of the worst albums I've ever heard.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    I just learned about #ChampagneGate and good god reality tv is such a dumpster fire

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