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Would you drink the witch soup

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited March 2020
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    Quid wrote: »
    Kill, curse, or marry

    Kill - it at the Gym Challenge in Galar
    Curse - on my Dusknoir
    Marry - Sonia or her Yamper (not sure the rules on this in Galar)

    Captain Inertia on
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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Not really in the mood for soup.

    Could go for a Dragon burger. Maybe a leg of Minotaur.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I have always found that minotaur goes will with a side of maize.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    That’s a bullshit joke you’ve Creted there

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    Captain Inertia wrote: »
    That’s a bullshit joke you’ve Creted there

    To atone, Chico will now ejaculate scorpions and vipers.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    Dragons and Minotaurs are sentient. By eating them you're the real monsters.

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    BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Quid wrote: »
    Dragons and Minotaurs are sentient. By eating them you're the real monsters.
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    Yum yum in my tum!

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I didn't drink the fluid from the Black Sarcophagus, I'm not going to take part of the witch soup either
    Y'all ever drink mead from a horn?

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    No but I've drank Bailey's from a shoe.

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    I got a nice drinking horn at a Ren Faire but haven't had a chance to drink mead from it yet.

    Steam | SW-0844-0908-6004 and my Switch code
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I didn't drink the fluid from the Black Sarcophagus, I'm not going to take part of the witch soup either
    JayKaos wrote: »
    I got a nice drinking horn at a Ren Faire but haven't had a chance to drink mead from it yet.

    Come on over. I've got two bottles. One has apple.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I didn't drink the fluid from the Black Sarcophagus, I'm not going to take part of the witch soup either
    Uriel wrote: »
    Y'all ever drink mead from a horn?

    Multiple meads

    Multiple horns

    One horn bought from a heritage fair was very fresh, as there were still bits of the soft chewy innards floating about in the mead

    We drank through pursed lips as if that would filter everything out

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I didn't drink the fluid from the Black Sarcophagus, I'm not going to take part of the witch soup either
    The downside to drinking from a horn is you can't put it down till it's empty

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Y'all ever drink mead from a horn?

    Multiple meads

    Multiple horns

    One horn bought from a heritage fair was very fresh, as there were still bits of the soft chewy innards floating about in the mead

    We drank through pursed lips as if that would filter everything out

    I would drink five hundred witch soups before I would drink that.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited March 2020
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    Oh but Rhesus is too good for witch soup?

    Quid on
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I didn't drink the fluid from the Black Sarcophagus, I'm not going to take part of the witch soup either
    Uriel wrote: »
    The downside to drinking from a horn is you can't put it down till it's empty

    We would drink communally so that it could just get passed to the next drinker

    I've also got a couple of smaller horns with stands, but they have been repurposed into candlesticks

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I didn't drink the fluid from the Black Sarcophagus, I'm not going to take part of the witch soup either
    Uriel wrote: »
    The downside to drinking from a horn is you can't put it down till it's empty

    This is a problem if you unknowingly drink from a horn that contains the oceans

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    Uriel wrote: »
    The downside to drinking from a horn is you can't put it down till it's empty

    Sounds like quitter talk to me

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    can I add artificial sweeteners

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    Xehalus wrote: »
    can I add artificial sweeteners

    Only blue, pink and yellow. Stevia knows what it did.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I didn't drink the fluid from the Black Sarcophagus, I'm not going to take part of the witch soup either
    Madican wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    The downside to drinking from a horn is you can't put it down till it's empty

    This is a problem if you unknowingly drink from a horn that contains the oceans

    Yes

    Unknowingly

    <.<

    >.>

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    The downside to drinking from a horn is you can't put it down till it's empty

    This is a problem if you unknowingly drink from a horn that contains the oceans

    Yes

    Unknowingly

    <.<

    >.>

    Leave Lost Salient's ocean horn alone, that's for after boating.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I didn't drink the fluid from the Black Sarcophagus, I'm not going to take part of the witch soup either
    Quid wrote: »
    Oh but Rhesus is too good for witch soup?

    Ferment it into witch pruno and we'll talk

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    If anyone here's into sick guitars and witches, I recommend Jess and the Ancient Ones

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTUb6MM8Jks

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    The downside to drinking from a horn is you can't put it down till it's empty

    This is a problem if you unknowingly drink from a horn that contains the oceans

    Yes

    Unknowingly

    <.<

    >.>

    Leave Lost Salient's ocean horn alone, that's for after boating.

    Lost Salineient?

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    Lost Sailient actually

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    I have witch dreams sometimes. they generally are less soup and more "the trees started to drip blood, that's how I knew she was near."

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    From a translation of the "Petit Albert", an 18th-century French grimoire

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    Depressperado wrote: »
    I have witch dreams sometimes. they generally are less soup and more "the trees started to drip blood, that's how I knew she was near."

    well that's just a waste of good blood

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    Platy wrote: »
    From a translation of the "Petit Albert", an 18th-century French grimoire

    dXxOE2U.jpg

    Lot easier to produce the same effects nowadays, it's called tequila.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    BlackDragon480 wrote: »
    Platy wrote: »
    From a translation of the "Petit Albert", an 18th-century French grimoire

    dXxOE2U.jpg

    Lot easier to produce the same effects nowadays, it's called tequila.

    Wild Marjoram, Frank Marjoram, Wild Thyme, Verbena, the Leaves Of Myrtle, Walnut Leaves, and Three Small Fennel Stems, All Gathered On the Eve Of St. John In June Before Sunrise Makes Her Clothes Fall Off (Feat. Lil Nas X)

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    edited March 2020
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    Jedoc wrote: »
    BlackDragon480 wrote: »
    Platy wrote: »
    From a translation of the "Petit Albert", an 18th-century French grimoire

    dXxOE2U.jpg

    Lot easier to produce the same effects nowadays, it's called tequila.

    Wild Marjoram, Frank Marjoram, Wild Thyme, Verbena, the Leaves Of Myrtle, Walnut Leaves, and Three Small Fennel Stems, All Gathered On the Eve Of St. John In June Before Sunrise Makes Her Clothes Fall Off (Feat. Lil Nas X)

    Looking at the ingredient list again, I'll amend my comment. That much herbage is more akin to gin or absinthe.

    BlackDragon480 on
    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I didn't drink the fluid from the Black Sarcophagus, I'm not going to take part of the witch soup either
    Get that mix in a vape pen and hang around the oil lamp section of Bed Bath & Beyond

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2020
    I didn't drink the fluid from the Black Sarcophagus, I'm not going to take part of the witch soup either
    Or like, just ask a lady if she feels like dancin’ nekkid with you.

    sarukun on
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I imagine Satan appearing to a group of teenagers in 18th-century France and going, "hey! would you like to see a girl naked?"

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    Get that mix in a vape pen and hang around the oil lamp section of Bed Bath & Beyond

    You’re far more likely to attract me than a naked lady though

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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    I didn't drink the fluid from the Black Sarcophagus, I'm not going to take part of the witch soup either
    Uriel wrote: »
    The downside to drinking from a horn is you can't put it down till it's empty

    That's what the belt loop is for

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    edited March 2020
    Yes, hand me the ladle
    But then you can’t sit

    Ultimately the answer is chugginating

    Captain Inertia on
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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    I didn't drink the fluid from the Black Sarcophagus, I'm not going to take part of the witch soup either
    Captain Inertia wrote: »
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    Get that mix in a vape pen and hang around the oil lamp section of Bed Bath & Beyond

    You’re far more likely to attract me than a naked lady though

    All according to plan

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I didn't drink the fluid from the Black Sarcophagus, I'm not going to take part of the witch soup either
    Platy wrote: »
    I imagine Satan appearing to a group of teenagers in 18th-century France and going, "hey! would you like to see a girl naked?"

    OUI!

    Fixer Restorations -/- Satan's Wish List!!!!
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