Look, when you're in the middle of a raid boss fight and nature's call becomes a deafening howl you can't help but heed what are you going to do, run off to the bathroom and leave your character stationary in the game so they probably die and ruin the attempt, or maneuver your body such that you can continue playing while actively crapping into a sock? The answer is obvious.
And that answer is encopresis.
No matter where you go...there you are. ~ Buckaroo Banzai
Look, when you're in the middle of a raid boss fight and nature's call becomes a deafening howl you can't help but heed what are you going to do, run off to the bathroom and leave your character stationary in the game so they probably die and ruin the attempt, or maneuver your body such that you can continue playing while actively crapping into a sock? The answer is obvious.
The idea that a person can simultaneously engage with a videogame and sucessfully hold a sock over their asshole and fill it is patently absurd
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
I feel like if you've got one of those fancy gamer mouses that has an entire keyboard's worth of buttons on it you could probably do it
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DepressperadoI just wanted to see you laughingin the pizza rainRegistered Userregular
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it'd honestly be a better use of your time to set up a wall-mounted monitor and keyboard/mouse in front of your toilet
so when it's business time during business time, you just switch inputs and run
edit: goddamnit oh wait I won this one. no picture tho.
You ever like dump a bunch of stuff into a loose garbage bag, trying to hold it open with one hand and dumping with the other
It doesnt work! Poopsocking proposes this dynamic but in miniature and behind your back! Ridiculous! Preposterous! An insult to ones capacity for reason!
I feel like if you've got one of those fancy gamer mouses that has an entire keyboard's worth of buttons on it you could probably do it
this ties into my whole thing about 21st century 'biohackers' always having the most boring, amateur interpretation of the term possible.
Stick a bluetooth emitter in your colon and hotkey code your muscle contractions, to truly play while you shit. Now that's cyberpoop.
You ever like dump a bunch of stuff into a loose garbage bag, trying to hold it open with one hand and dumping with the other
It doesnt work! Poopsocking proposes this dynamic but in miniature and behind your back! Ridiculous! Preposterous! An insult to ones capacity for reason!
That's why I advocated just shitting yourself in the first post on this page.
No matter where you go...there you are. ~ Buckaroo Banzai
3cl1ps3I will build a labyrinth to house the cheeseRegistered Userregular
edited January 2021
I mean her comments are appalling but everyone already knows that MTG is an absolutely bugfuck crazy shithead so no one's, like, surprised that she's saying this stuff.
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StraightziHere we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered Userregular
You ever like dump a bunch of stuff into a loose garbage bag, trying to hold it open with one hand and dumping with the other
It doesnt work! Poopsocking proposes this dynamic but in miniature and behind your back! Ridiculous! Preposterous! An insult to ones capacity for reason!
That's because you need two hands to hold open a garbage bag.
A sock you can hold open with just two fingers.
And yes, those fingers might get some shit on them in the process. You will need to pour some of your Mountain Dew Gamerfuel into a small dish to clean your hands, and you have to leave that small dish on your desk and be careful to not drink from it afterwards.
I think people are grossly misrepresenting Warren's position on this. She's absolutely not embarrassing herself and not siding with Wall Street (which, is basically her entire thing). She's asking the simple questions to setup the next conversation which is, why are some people allowed to manipulate the market and others can't?
Furthermore, why is it the rich and powerful who not only get to manipulate the market, but then are bailed out if they lose money? Finally, why is everyone else forced out of the market when they finally get some leverage over the aforementioned rich and powerful?
To anyone who's been in this community for any period of time the answers are blindingly obvious. However, if you're one of the millions of people who have been conditioned to believe that anyone can make money in a free market and if you can't it's just because you're to stupid or lazy or poor, seeing that the entire fucking stock market is rigged against your is shocking.
Look, when you're in the middle of a raid boss fight and nature's call becomes a deafening howl you can't help but heed what are you going to do, run off to the bathroom and leave your character stationary in the game so they probably die and ruin the attempt, or maneuver your body such that you can continue playing while actively crapping into a sock? The answer is obvious.
The idea that a person can simultaneously engage with a videogame and sucessfully hold a sock over their asshole and fill it is patently absurd
Look, I posted a picture of a sock that makes this trivially easy on the last page.
It's even got ties to hold it in place! Just tie a knot on the other end before beginning your 39 hour gaming session.
KalTorakOne way or another, they all end up inthe Undercity.Registered Userregular
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed, bubbeleh. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to your cousin Herschel, he's a doctor now, you know.
I mean her comments are appalling but everyone already knows that MTG is an absolutely bugfuck crazy shithead so no one's, like, surprised that she's saying this stuff.
What the fuck did Magic the Gathering do to deserve sharing that anagram with her?
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3cl1ps3I will build a labyrinth to house the cheeseRegistered Userregular
I mean her comments are appalling but everyone already knows that MTG is an absolutely bugfuck crazy shithead so no one's, like, surprised that she's saying this stuff.
What the fuck did Magic the Gathering do to deserve sharing that anagram with her?
It's always convenient when someone points to Nazi Germany as an example of socialism because it saves you the time of paying attention to anything else they say
Socialism, is an economic system, which is bad and leads to bad things and should make you feel bad. This is contrasted with capitalism, which is good, and leads to awesome things, and should make you physically aroused.
Thank you, this has been economic education with your token parasitic capitalist bloodsucker of the week.
Again as an outsider, I don't understand how she's still around
Because getting rid of Congressional Reps other than their constituents voting them out is actually pretty tough (by design, for good or ill).
did any of this stuff come out before she got elected? was this another case of the democrats not even trying to run an opposing candidate?
Yeah, most of it was out before she even ran.
Her constituents did not care. She had an R next to her name and her opponent had a D. That's all that mattered.
Also the D-candidate quit in September. He got served with divorce papers and ordered to leave his house. He couldn't afford a secondary residence in the district and thus no longer qualified. Because it was within 60 days of the election he could not be replaced on the ballot.
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And that answer is encopresis.
~ Buckaroo Banzai
The idea that a person can simultaneously engage with a videogame and sucessfully hold a sock over their asshole and fill it is patently absurd
so when it's business time during business time, you just switch inputs and run
edit: goddamnit oh wait I won this one. no picture tho.
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
It doesnt work! Poopsocking proposes this dynamic but in miniature and behind your back! Ridiculous! Preposterous! An insult to ones capacity for reason!
this ties into my whole thing about 21st century 'biohackers' always having the most boring, amateur interpretation of the term possible.
Stick a bluetooth emitter in your colon and hotkey code your muscle contractions, to truly play while you shit. Now that's cyberpoop.
Seriously. You just need a monitor hooked up to mirror your main at your pc, and a wireless mouse/keyboard.
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That's why I advocated just shitting yourself in the first post on this page.
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That's because you need two hands to hold open a garbage bag.
A sock you can hold open with just two fingers.
And yes, those fingers might get some shit on them in the process. You will need to pour some of your Mountain Dew Gamerfuel into a small dish to clean your hands, and you have to leave that small dish on your desk and be careful to not drink from it afterwards.
But it's worth, it, right?
What load? Everything is on the drum frame located precariously close to running water?
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
Furthermore, why is it the rich and powerful who not only get to manipulate the market, but then are bailed out if they lose money? Finally, why is everyone else forced out of the market when they finally get some leverage over the aforementioned rich and powerful?
To anyone who's been in this community for any period of time the answers are blindingly obvious. However, if you're one of the millions of people who have been conditioned to believe that anyone can make money in a free market and if you can't it's just because you're to stupid or lazy or poor, seeing that the entire fucking stock market is rigged against your is shocking.
Look, I posted a picture of a sock that makes this trivially easy on the last page.
It's even got ties to hold it in place! Just tie a knot on the other end before beginning your 39 hour gaming session.
I don't think so
Because getting rid of Congressional Reps other than their constituents voting them out is actually pretty tough (by design, for good or ill).
i mean this is the sad truth of it
What the fuck did Magic the Gathering do to deserve sharing that anagram with her?
Mirrodin.
And the GOP will literally never, ever willingly do anything to weaken their power.
Their ultimate goals supercede all else
https://learn.robinhood.com/articles/7ugOBaabou2fY0bzAls2pP/what-is-socialism/
did any of this stuff come out before she got elected? was this another case of the democrats not even trying to run an opposing candidate?
but where's everybody else's fucking money joe
It's always convenient when someone points to Nazi Germany as an example of socialism because it saves you the time of paying attention to anything else they say
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Socialism, is an economic system, which is bad and leads to bad things and should make you feel bad. This is contrasted with capitalism, which is good, and leads to awesome things, and should make you physically aroused.
Thank you, this has been economic education with your token parasitic capitalist bloodsucker of the week.
*by which I mean the 1953 prize-winning boar, good chonky boy.
I hope Prager U sues them for copyright infringement and they both go bankrupt on lawyer's fees.
Yeah, most of it was out before she even ran.
Her constituents did not care. She had an R next to her name and her opponent had a D. That's all that mattered.
Also the D-candidate quit in September. He got served with divorce papers and ordered to leave his house. He couldn't afford a secondary residence in the district and thus no longer qualified. Because it was within 60 days of the election he could not be replaced on the ballot.
Oh wowww how have I not seen this link going around before
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