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College Football 2021: America's Most Absurd Major Sport | Week 11 Results pg 99

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Nebraska just taking L after L

    Can't spell NO without N and O

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    MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    edited March 2021

    Wat...I mean I guess my team knows they're already gonna get trashed by at least half their big10 schedule...what's another embarrassing ass kicking at this point

    Curious if it was Frost or Moos or both pushing to do this

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    MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Nebraska football since 97

    Solich-one 7-7 season but otherwise 9 wins or better...fired

    Callahan-two winning seasons book ended by 5 win years...fired

    Pelini-never won less than 9 games but behaved like a psychotic toddler and dared the AD to fire him...fired

    Riley-one 9 win season sandwiched by two shit years...fired

    Frost-3 straight losing seasons

    My level of apathy is high

    I don't even watch all the games anymore. That would've been unthinkable to me even like 5 years ago

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    My school’s shitty money pit of a football team has us $120 million in the red with no real chance to dig out of the hole.

    At this point I think if they are married to the idea of keeping an athletics program at all, we should seriously consider pulling out of the PAC and moving down to the Big Sky.

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    SiliconStewSiliconStew Registered User regular
    Mulletude wrote: »
    Nebraska football since 97

    Solich-one 7-7 season but otherwise 9 wins or better...fired

    Callahan-two winning seasons book ended by 5 win years...fired

    Pelini-never won less than 9 games but behaved like a psychotic toddler and dared the AD to fire him...fired

    Riley-one 9 win season sandwiched by two shit years...fired

    Frost-3 straight losing seasons

    My level of apathy is high

    I don't even watch all the games anymore. That would've been unthinkable to me even like 5 years ago

    As an added bonus, we've paid over $24 million in severance to those football coaches since 2005.

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    MvrckMvrck Dwarven MountainhomeRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    My school’s shitty money pit of a football team has us $120 million in the red with no real chance to dig out of the hole.

    At this point I think if they are married to the idea of keeping an athletics program at all, we should seriously consider pulling out of the PAC and moving down to the Big Sky.

    Honestly you can blame Scott for that as much as the school. Keeping the Pac 12 network off of potential broadcasters lists instead of doing everything he could to get it picked up everywhere for $ was a major losing move financially.

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    JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    Tennessee suspends linebacker Aaron Beasley over allegations of animal abuse involving a six-month-old kitten.

    Fuck. Him.

    Hopefully the school boots his ass and he faces jail time for this.

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    I should have plugged this over here last week. Oops. But the EDSBS Charity Bowl was last week. They raised $829,610 for refugee resettlement in Georgia.

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    Texas might still have a ton of issues with racism, but you have to respect their commitment to sex ed.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Wow.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Nirya wrote: »
    Texas might still have a ton of issues with racism, but you have to respect their commitment to sex ed.


    That grandstand delivers.

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular

    Texas, Oklahoma reach out to SEC about joining conference

    College football thread, I am pleased to revive you with hilarious news

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ha ha what.

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    I've considered it and my immediate reaction is fine, ok. I think OK would do pretty well and I think Texas would...not but with Sarkesian at head coach they actually might.

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    TicaldfjamTicaldfjam Snoqualmie, WARegistered User regular
    Ha ha what.

    The egos of Bama and Texas won't work in this.

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    MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    Texas wouldn't be able to bend the SEC over like they've done with the 12. So I think it'd be hilarious if they made the move and then hated it and whined about it.

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    PellaeonPellaeon Registered User regular
    Seems like another round of "let's make 16 team power conference" nonsense.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I don't see texas joining the SEC because I don't see them giving up the longhorn network.

    I think they are just making waves to get more money.

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    NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    The natural move for Texas and Oklahoma, if they absolutely had to move, has always realistically been the PAC-12, especially in its current state where it would easily relent and acquiesce to any demand those two schools make.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Nirya wrote: »
    The natural move for Texas and Oklahoma, if they absolutely had to move, has always realistically been the PAC-12, especially in its current state where it would easily relent and acquiesce to any demand those two schools make.

    Maybe Sark was getting lonely and he wants to join all the other ex-Saban-assistant Head Coaches in the SEC.

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    lmfao

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    MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    If this isn't just a bunch of bullshit, Texas surely wouldn't get to keep their precious Longhorn Network would they?

    There is a certain amount of trolly comedy to Texas following A&M and Mizzou to the SEC after being the primary reason they left the 12 in the first place.

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    Mulletude wrote: »
    If this isn't just a bunch of bullshit, Texas surely wouldn't get to keep their precious Longhorn Network would they?

    There is a certain amount of trolly comedy to Texas following A&M and Mizzou to the SEC after being the primary reason they left the 12 in the first place.

    yeah I had forgotten the network aspect of this, I'm pretty much in "believe it when I see it" mode.

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Big Ten should still take advantage of realignment to kick Rutgers and Maryland out.

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    What does the big 12 call itself if they do leave

    “The other big-10”

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited July 2021
    No, they’re already at 10 teams

    College football is our stupidest sport, and thus our finest

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    CSStheGr8CSStheGr8 Registered User regular
    I'd actually be surprised if Kansas didn't end up in the BIG if the big 12 folds. Yeah, football is king and Kansas is garbage at it, but there's enough basketball history and academics to get interest from one of the remaining conferences. Still not sure I believe the ou and tu to SEC thing though.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Y'know, I've been waiting on the headline "UCF to join Big 12" for a while now.

    Just... not like this.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    B1G basketball would love Kansas, need another team let’s bring ISU over too because El Assico is at least 90% a perfect B1G West matchup anyway

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    No, they’re already at 10 teams

    College football is our stupidest sport, and thus our finest

    hahahah no way are you serious? that is amazing

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    No, they’re already at 10 teams

    College football is our stupidest sport, and thus our finest

    hahahah no way are you serious? that is amazing

    Wait until you hear how many teams are in the big 10

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    "The Great Eight"

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    When do the playoffs expand this could result in some amazing schadenfreude hijinx

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    ani_game_bumani_game_bum Optimistic, Rule-Breaking Nice Guy The Final World/DestinationRegistered User regular
    So I'm guessing the endgame to all of this is for the SEC, assuming Texas and Oklahoma goes to the SEC West and one existing team realigns to the East (say, Arkansas) and we go to an expanded CFP, the second-place team in the West out of the sheer talent level in that division could wild card themselves into the Playoffs with a 10-2 overall record, giving the SEC potentially three teams (conference champ, runner-up, 2nd place West) out of whatever the expanded number of spots is.

    Meanwhile, on the Runaway Speculation Express train, the Big 12 revitalizes itself by snagging Nebraska away from the B1G (maybe Iowa, too?), SMU from the AAC, brings on New Mexico State from the independents list, there's your proper 12 teams. Texas sells off the Longhorn Network and it gets rebranded as the new Big XII Sports Network.

    Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria, etc.

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    cursedkingcursedking Registered User regular
    When do the playoffs expand this could result in some amazing schadenfreude hijinx

    yeah, in the short term it could be particularly painful to the sec, at least i would imagine. But if it expands to a 12 team playoff it could lead to the sec taking a bulk of spots? i don't know.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Y'know, I've been waiting on the headline "UCF to join Big 12" for a while now.

    Just... not like this.
    Supposedly Cincy, Memphis, and Houston are also on the list.

    Just not USF, because fuck them.

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    Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Mulletude wrote: »
    If this isn't just a bunch of bullshit, Texas surely wouldn't get to keep their precious Longhorn Network would they?

    There is a certain amount of trolly comedy to Texas following A&M and Mizzou to the SEC after being the primary reason they left the 12 in the first place.

    No one actually cares about the LHN, the $15 million annual amount we get from it would get dwarfed by SEC payouts

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