Ok so I watched this and didn't realize the sound was off and my Spotify was playing a Clutch song and I was like, this is actually pretty dope, a little off tonaly for intro music but I mean it's still cool.
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and like.. the idea of having a calming space for workers to relax in isn't inherently bad, you know? like even if we set aside how utterly horrific amazon work practices are.
but a fucking SOLITARY CONFINEMENT BOX plopped down in the middle of a huge warehouse floor is just absurd
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Someone needs to edit in a long muffled scream when the worker goes inside and closes the door.
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back when I worked in an office they had these "phone rooms" with a desk and a chair and a phone just off the lobby, I guess the idea was that clients or whoever could use them privately.
During my lunch half-hour I'd go in there and take a nap. They weren't fancy, but they were positively roomy compared to the Amazon Boo-Box.
At my old work at a call center we had a "mental health room" that was a room about the size of a doctor's office with a reclining chair, a sink, and a slider for the lights. Employees were encouraged to use it after a really bad call for about 10 minutes, and anyone who didn't ask to use it for a month usually got reminded about its existence by their supervisor.
It was a weird, cool thing they did, considering how backbiting they were about using sick time.
Sounds expensive maybe instead you should get in the fucking box before we process you into kibble for the genetically modified super dogs I assume Bezos owns
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Sounds expensive maybe instead you should get in the fucking box before we process you into kibble for the genetically modified super dogs I assume Bezos owns
Oh you mean the ones with the bees in their mouths that when they bark they shoot bees at you
So you say you're stressed but you haven't badged into the claustrophobia booth at all this month. I'm going to have to write you up for failure to comply with our stress policy.
In a way we have retroactively improved conditions for workers because right now it isn't as bad as it will be when we start really coca cola deathsquading you fucking people just you wait
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oh fuck
my generation are the bad guys now
FYI, get at least a few minutes in for that to fully set in.
I was not prepared.
There's no way to be prepared.
I had to actually pause the video almost immediately when IT starts and just laugh for a while.
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Then I realized my mistake.
This is real. Satire continues to be dead.
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but a fucking SOLITARY CONFINEMENT BOX plopped down in the middle of a huge warehouse floor is just absurd
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During my lunch half-hour I'd go in there and take a nap. They weren't fancy, but they were positively roomy compared to the Amazon Boo-Box.
in the goddamn,
box o' pain
Of course I couldn't stay in there for very long and eventually I'd have to leave the walk-in freezer with whatever food I'd come in to grab.
It was a weird, cool thing they did, considering how backbiting they were about using sick time.
these fuckers will do anything to improve conditions for workers except improve conditions for workers
Oh you mean the ones with the bees in their mouths that when they bark they shoot bees at you
Oh, it's not to the dogs that you'll be served if bezos likes you...
My man knew exactly the fuck he was doing lmao (in tags because it obliquely references the surprise)
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