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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Wolf
    My basic labs are good, my iron labs will come back tomorrow, I was nearly released from the ER until they did my vitals and my BP was still 80/65 after a liter of IV fluids.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    it would be kind of funny if it escalates and people in EU still haven't heard about it so just out of the blue one day "NORWAY COAST GUARD SINKS GERMAN FISHING BOAT - CREW PUT IN GIBBET "AS A WARNING" "

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    DibbitDibbit Registered User regular
    Eagle
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    it would be kind of funny if it escalates and people in EU still haven't heard about it so just out of the blue one day "NORWAY COAST GUARD SINKS GERMAN FISHING BOAT - CREW PUT IN GIBBET "AS A WARNING" "

    It's too bad I can't find it anymore, but there was a great onion article where a Somali pirate was outraged that a Canadian destroyer stopped them.
    I know the joke falls flat if you just tell it, but it had gems like
    "First we wanted to know who the hell gave them a warship, with guns and everything!"

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I think I vaguelly remember reading that one

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    norway's naval might is fearsome

    here's footage of the navy in active combat against the swedes

    https://youtu.be/bYFMZ_wuqXI

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Goose
    Atomika wrote: »
    My basic labs are good, my iron labs will come back tomorrow, I was nearly released from the ER until they did my vitals and my BP was still 80/65 after a liter of IV fluids.

    Oh no what happened?

    Feel better! 🌺

    PSN: Honkalot
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Wolf
    Honk wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    My basic labs are good, my iron labs will come back tomorrow, I was nearly released from the ER until they did my vitals and my BP was still 80/65 after a liter of IV fluids.

    Oh no what happened?

    Feel better! 🌺

    I took a walk five blocks down to the theater and proceeded to black out a bit

    Recovery has not been the cake walk I had hoped for

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Chanus
    Mim wrote: »
    japan wrote: »

    It’s like this woman has been my owner for the past 3 years…

    hahaha, yes, three years, haha, heh, three years that is certainly longer than it's been since I've had sex

    for sure

    <.<
    >.>
    <.<

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    japan wrote: »

    It’s like this woman has been my owner for the past 3 years…

    hahaha, yes, three years, haha, heh, three years that is certainly longer than it's been since I've had sex

    for sure

    <.<
    >.>
    <.<

    what's sex?

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Mim wrote: »
    japan wrote: »

    It’s like this woman has been my owner for the past 3 years…

    hahaha, yes, three years, haha, heh, three years that is certainly longer than it's been since I've had sex

    for sure

    <.<
    >.>
    <.<

    what's sex?

    a miserable pile of secretes

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    japan wrote: »

    It’s like this woman has been my owner for the past 3 years…

    hahaha, yes, three years, haha, heh, three years that is certainly longer than it's been since I've had sex

    for sure

    <.<
    >.>
    <.<

    what's sex?

    a miserable pile of secretes

    Oh sounds unpleasant.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Goose
    Atomika wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    My basic labs are good, my iron labs will come back tomorrow, I was nearly released from the ER until they did my vitals and my BP was still 80/65 after a liter of IV fluids.

    Oh no what happened?

    Feel better! 🌺

    I took a walk five blocks down to the theater and proceeded to black out a bit

    Recovery has not been the cake walk I had hoped for

    I am sorry :( I hope that they figure out the reason and that you get better soon!

    Hugs!!

    PSN: Honkalot
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Wolf
    Mim wrote: »
    japan wrote: »

    It’s like this woman has been my owner for the past 3 years…

    hahaha, yes, three years, haha, heh, three years that is certainly longer than it's been since I've had sex

    for sure

    <.<
    >.>
    <.<

    what's sex?
    Explosive Ordnance Demolition.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    My basic labs are good, my iron labs will come back tomorrow, I was nearly released from the ER until they did my vitals and my BP was still 80/65 after a liter of IV fluids.

    Oh no what happened?

    Feel better! 🌺

    I took a walk five blocks down to the theater and proceeded to black out a bit

    Recovery has not been the cake walk I had hoped for

    I hope you feel better soon, 'Mika. This recovery has been very rough from the snippets i saw.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    japan wrote: »

    It’s like this woman has been my owner for the past 3 years…

    hahaha, yes, three years, haha, heh, three years that is certainly longer than it's been since I've had sex

    for sure

    <.<
    >.>
    <.<

    what's sex?
    Sexplosive Ordnance Demolition.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Peeps on the bus speaking fast fast German only for me to realize it's Dutch. Hehehe.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited July 2021
    I've had a bit more cognac than usual considering it's 1 am

    my musical tastes have evolved like I've had five times as much, though

    big thanks to the people who put the transliteration in the lyrics so I can loudly sing along

    https://youtu.be/OjNpRbNdR7E

    this propaganda, as the kids say, slaps

    Abdhyius on
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Gorilla
    Fuck....

    Morning.

    meh.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Fuck....

    Morning.

    meh.

    Agreed.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Gorilla
    I'd show my pixelated dick to that butcher for that steak.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Wolf
    I'd show my pixelated dick to that butcher for that steak.

    Seconded.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Eagle
    my e-mails aren't showing up in my phone and it just cost me a ps5

    i'm so fucking furious

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    I'd show my pixelated dick to that butcher for that steak.

    The most expensive steak in his shop was $90/lb and its not the one in the image

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Wolf
    Honk wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    My basic labs are good, my iron labs will come back tomorrow, I was nearly released from the ER until they did my vitals and my BP was still 80/65 after a liter of IV fluids.

    Oh no what happened?

    Feel better! 🌺

    I took a walk five blocks down to the theater and proceeded to black out a bit

    Recovery has not been the cake walk I had hoped for

    I am sorry :( I hope that they figure out the reason and that you get better soon!

    Hugs!!

    I won’t know until tomorrow if my iron is fubar, but after my first liter of IV fluids my blood pressure was still only 80/65. I’m obviously burning through my juice faster than I can make it.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Wolf
    I'd show my pixelated dick to that butcher for that steak.

    The most expensive steak in his shop was $90/lb and its not the one in the image

    That honestly seems entirely reasonable for what he’s selling

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Gorilla
    Atomika wrote: »
    I'd show my pixelated dick to that butcher for that steak.

    The most expensive steak in his shop was $90/lb and its not the one in the image

    That honestly seems entirely reasonable for what he’s selling

    With that smile he knows what he's selling, and it's both the sizzle and the steak

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Gorilla
    I worked a second shift last night and I work this weekend because we need to bring down production for a couple hours and I might take off at noon today so I can just stockpile sleep because we've got a dinner out tonight with wife's family and right now I feel like I'm going to pass out in the tomato sauce.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Gorilla
    Like I've never done coke but if some 80s guy knocked on my door right now and was all "hey do a bump and for a couple hours you won't feel like a sack of potatoes left in the rain for two days" I'd probably do it.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    My basic labs are good, my iron labs will come back tomorrow, I was nearly released from the ER until they did my vitals and my BP was still 80/65 after a liter of IV fluids.

    Oh no what happened?

    Feel better! 🌺

    I took a walk five blocks down to the theater and proceeded to black out a bit

    Recovery has not been the cake walk I had hoped for
    @Atomika im definitely sometimes a zebra is a zebra diagnostician but do you think the syncope could be caused by facial nerve compression during FFS?

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Wolf
    Like I've never done coke but if some 80s guy knocked on my door right now and was all "hey do a bump and for a couple hours you won't feel like a sack of potatoes left in the rain for two days" I'd probably do it.

    Coke doesn’t make you feel like you have more energy as much as it makes you feel like you are ripping energy away from your future-self through a wormhole in the spacetime continuum, and future-you will pay dearly.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Like I've never done coke but if some 80s guy knocked on my door right now and was all "hey do a bump and for a couple hours you won't feel like a sack of potatoes left in the rain for two days" I'd probably do it.

    Coke doesn’t make you feel like you have more energy as much as it makes you feel like you are ripping energy away from your future-self through a wormhole in the spacetime continuum, and future-you will pay dearly.

    Also you’ll need more than a bump for a few hours.

    It’s settled, ah now has a coke habit.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Wolf
    Atomika wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    My basic labs are good, my iron labs will come back tomorrow, I was nearly released from the ER until they did my vitals and my BP was still 80/65 after a liter of IV fluids.

    Oh no what happened?

    Feel better! 🌺

    I took a walk five blocks down to the theater and proceeded to black out a bit

    Recovery has not been the cake walk I had hoped for
    @Atomika im definitely sometimes a zebra is a zebra diagnostician but do you think the syncope could be caused by facial nerve compression during FFS?

    Possibly, it’s certainly something can’t be discounted, but at this point I’ve already got at least three things that on their own could be causing this: fluid volume depletion, iron anemia, and deconditioning from the gastric sleeve surgery.

    I’ll look more into this idea, though. It’s a good one.

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    I am sad my chatters are feeling bad! Get well friends!

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Wolf
    VishNub wrote: »
    I am sad my chatters are feeling bad! Get well friends!

    I need lobster rolls, stat

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    My basic labs are good, my iron labs will come back tomorrow, I was nearly released from the ER until they did my vitals and my BP was still 80/65 after a liter of IV fluids.

    Oh no what happened?

    Feel better! 🌺

    I took a walk five blocks down to the theater and proceeded to black out a bit

    Recovery has not been the cake walk I had hoped for
    @Atomika im definitely sometimes a zebra is a zebra diagnostician but do you think the syncope could be caused by facial nerve compression during FFS?

    Possibly, it’s certainly something can’t be discounted, but at this point I’ve already got at least three things that on their own could be causing this: fluid volume depletion, iron anemia, and deconditioning from the gastric sleeve surgery.

    I’ll look more into this idea, though. It’s a good one.
    Just a thought! 🥰😘
    Been thinking about you.

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Wolf
    One time I got really coked up at a party and didn’t get home until 3 pm the next day

    And then I slept for two days and still felt godawful

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Wolf
    Atomika wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    My basic labs are good, my iron labs will come back tomorrow, I was nearly released from the ER until they did my vitals and my BP was still 80/65 after a liter of IV fluids.

    Oh no what happened?

    Feel better! 🌺

    I took a walk five blocks down to the theater and proceeded to black out a bit

    Recovery has not been the cake walk I had hoped for
    @Atomika im definitely sometimes a zebra is a zebra diagnostician but do you think the syncope could be caused by facial nerve compression during FFS?

    Possibly, it’s certainly something can’t be discounted, but at this point I’ve already got at least three things that on their own could be causing this: fluid volume depletion, iron anemia, and deconditioning from the gastric sleeve surgery.

    I’ll look more into this idea, though. It’s a good one.
    Just a thought! 🥰😘
    Been thinking about you.

    I love all you people so damn much ♥️♥️♥️

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i've never done a drug harder than a marijuana cigarette but someone i know described ecstasy as "taking a loan from the happiness bank that you repay with interest" and i always thought that was a great description

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    I guess I’m driving to work through this tropical storm

    Is that a good idea? Probably not.

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