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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    We don’t have clean sheets but do have mayonnaise 😍

    Mayo works as both a lube and a conditioner

    A surefire 2-for-1

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    How much mayo should you put in the detergent compartment when you wash your sheets?

    add to taste

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    No
    Dear Miss Manners, My lover didnt shower and their butt is full of mayo, should I make them shower or just clean the sheets

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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    An assassin is a popular sex move where one person tries to stick their butt up their partner’s butt

    I recommend a shower afterwards

    The buttception

    Yo dawg

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    No
    I was always ambivalent about mayo until I discovered chipotle mayo.

    That stuff is the tits.

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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    No
    Atomika wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    An assassin is a popular sex move where one person tries to stick their butt up their partner’s butt

    I recommend a shower afterwards

    The buttception

    Yo dawg

    Joseph Gordon Levitt in there, three levels down, bouncing off the walls.

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    No
    RedTide wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    An assassin is a popular sex move where one person tries to stick their butt up their partner’s butt

    I recommend a shower afterwards

    The buttception

    Yo dawg

    Joseph Gordon Levitt in there, three levels down, bouncing off the walls.

    Someone has that DVD

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited February 2022
    No
    RedTide wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    An assassin is a popular sex move where one person tries to stick their butt up their partner’s butt

    I recommend a shower afterwards

    The buttception

    Yo dawg

    Joseph Gordon Levitt in there, three levels down, bouncing off the walls.

    Someone has that DVD

    Edit: Whoops, didn't see the quote tree, haha.

    Nova_C on
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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited February 2022
    Nova_C wrote: »
    I was always ambivalent about mayo until I discovered chipotle mayo.

    That stuff is the tits.

    This is why they've rebranded flavoured mayo as "aioli". Gotta get people over the initial negative reaction.

    shryke on
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    No
    Me and the dogs had some sliced turkey with our AM pills, cause they shouldn't have all the fun.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    ACAB

    all condiments are beautiful

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2022
    No
    The korean video game aesthetic is an enormous turnoff. Not one character in lost ark looks remotely good to me and yes this is a problem.

    they all look like k pop stars cosplaying warriors in spiky armor and I hate it so much

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Olive oil is a pretty good sex lubricant in a pinch, but I wouldn’t use it with a condom

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    No
    Mim wrote: »
    Goddamn, I’d let someone play with my left nipple for some garlic toast

    Mim were I not wed I would prepare you a feast and then install your doorknobs as I did this weekend.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    No
    VishNub wrote: »
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    Sleep
    W-what are you doing, step-bus?

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2022
    Neco wrote: »
    Fresh out of the shower sex is much more pleasant than need to shower sex

    Ideally one turns into the other.

    JebusUD on
    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »

    I went to a University with a famously large hippy population, I had this precise experience more than once

    I was thinking about experiences in the pub when my partner lived in Somerset

    It was basically either this or flat-roof sky sports pubs

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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    No
    shryke wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    I was always ambivalent about mayo until I discovered chipotle mayo.

    That stuff is the tits.

    This is why they've rebranded flavoured mayo as "aioli". Gotta get people over the initial negative reaction.

    I mean, watching it get made on a cooking channel definitely makes mayo seem gross. It's fine as a spread, though. It's good with BLTs, and it's good on crackers.

    But, like, I rarely choose it over other condiments.

    Until, like I said, chipotle mayo. It is my preferred sandwich spread, and I use it as a dip for carrots and broccoli.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    No
    Olive oil is a pretty good sex lubricant in a pinch, but I wouldn’t use it with a condom

    The main problem with it is its not water soluble so your insides are like, umm, who greased up the entire poop staging area I cannot clean this easily and these poops are coming in hot!!

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    hmm new constipation solution

    poo
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    NEO|PhyteNEO|Phyte They follow the stars, bound together. Strands in a braid till the end.Registered User regular
    Cheap college italian food for Valentine's date night will consist of the following

    - fettucine alfredo, which will be the nicest jarred sauce I can get, the noods, and some blackened cajun chicken that will explode your butt
    Pro tip: you can fake a tasty alfredo sauce with some bricks of cream cheese, some milk, and parmesan cheese.

    It was that somehow, from within the derelict-horror, they had learned a way to see inside an ugly, broken thing... And take away its pain.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    hmm new constipation solution

    in fact i think old constipation solution

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    ACAB

    all condiments are beautiful

    This is demonstrably not true

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    No
    I like making my own mayo when I've got a Sunday free to do it and put it in the fridge, otherwise I get Duke's or Bama

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    I like making my own mayo when I've got a Sunday free to do it and put it in the fridge, otherwise I get Duke's or Bama

    Dukes is god tier. Truly the best thing to come out of the south.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    dominos here do an amazing garlic mayo

    just absolutely perfect for slathering over pizza

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited February 2022
    Nova_C wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    I was always ambivalent about mayo until I discovered chipotle mayo.

    That stuff is the tits.

    This is why they've rebranded flavoured mayo as "aioli". Gotta get people over the initial negative reaction.

    I mean, watching it get made on a cooking channel definitely makes mayo seem gross. It's fine as a spread, though. It's good with BLTs, and it's good on crackers.

    But, like, I rarely choose it over other condiments.

    Until, like I said, chipotle mayo. It is my preferred sandwich spread, and I use it as a dip for carrots and broccoli.

    I make my mayo with more garlic then the recipe calls for because that's what you do with every recipe imo. Which I guess technically makes it garlic mayo?

    But yeah, I think normal mayo is good on certain kinds of sandwiches but it's not a good dip the way a really strongly flavoured mayo can be.

    shryke on
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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    No
    Why didnt dominos release a last jedi themed pizza though

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    Yes
    Sent this to hakkes for valentines day. Think it went over well.

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    hmm new constipation solution

    in fact i think old constipation solution

    What's old is new again. Just like that halftime show last night.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    No
    Olive oil is a pretty good sex lubricant in a pinch, but I wouldn’t use it with a condom

    The main problem with it is its not water soluble so your insides are like, umm, who greased up the entire poop staging area I cannot clean this easily and these poops are coming in hot!!

    I haven't seen this many titty windows since comic book stores in the 90s

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited February 2022
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Sent this to hakkes for valentines day. Think it went over well.

    9u02pybe6ut6.png

    If you ever try to leave me, I will attack you with the North.

    Six on
    can you feel the struggle within?
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i thought i was getting garlic mayo in the states but it was like, melted garlic butter and fucking disgusting

    an absolutely failed country

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    I like making my own mayo when I've got a Sunday free to do it and put it in the fridge, otherwise I get Duke's or Bama

    The longest part of making mayo for me is sterilizing the egg because my wife is insanely paranoid and won't touch products with raw egg in them.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    @Shazkar Shadowstorm thanks. I hadn't seen that one.

    We started looking for a house this weekend. I mean we are part of the problem because we do want at least a small yard for a garden. But we are okay with like a town house for more density. But also we are more on the suburb side because the GF's work has to be in Virginia and I need to have access to a metro for my work.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    No
    Aioli is a garlic spread! Its not just garlic flavored mayo even though theyre functionally close.

    Aioli has no eggs for example. Its garlic, lemon juice, olive oil, and salt.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Tumin wrote: »
    Why didnt dominos release a last jedi themed pizza though

    they promised to do better

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    The korean video game aesthetic is an enormous turnoff. Not one character in lost ark looks remotely good to me and yes this is a problem.

    they all look like k pop stars cosplaying warriors in spiky armor and I hate it so much

    So far I've tried logging in once a day, have it fail due to the load, and then shrug and do something else.

    I imagine I'll be immensely turned off for the same reasons once I actually get to play.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    No
    Aioli is a garlic spread! Its not just garlic flavored mayo even though theyre functionally close.

    Aioli has no eggs for example. Its garlic, lemon juice, olive oil, and salt.

    Aioli is made with eggs most of the time.

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