Happy Valentines Day! (Amy, Mim, Summs, Chanus, Vish, Hahns, Zeph, and the rest of you)
Roses are red,
They're also real thorny
There's fresh sheets on the bed,
so let's get real horny
Why would you bone on fresh sheets? You are just gonna get them dirty.
You bang, then you wash.
to me this is like asking why you would shower first if you're just going to get dirty
fresh sheets are great and thanks to modern science they can pretty easily be washed more than once
Yes. I would ask that as well. You don't shower before you go play hockey or soccer or whatever. You don't get nice new clean clothes on before you go do some gardening.
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Happy Valentines Day! (Amy, Mim, Summs, Chanus, Vish, Hahns, Zeph, and the rest of you)
Roses are red,
They're also real thorny
There's fresh sheets on the bed,
so let's get real horny
Why would you bone on fresh sheets? You are just gonna get them dirty.
You bang, then you wash.
to me this is like asking why you would shower first if you're just going to get dirty
fresh sheets are great and thanks to modern science they can pretty easily be washed more than once
Yes. I would ask that as well. You don't shower before you go play hockey or soccer or whatever. You don't get nice new clean clothes on before you go do some gardening.
i'm sorry i responded. i am completely uninterested in arguing about this
Happy Valentines Day! (Amy, Mim, Summs, Chanus, Vish, Hahns, Zeph, and the rest of you)
Roses are red,
They're also real thorny
There's fresh sheets on the bed,
so let's get real horny
Why would you bone on fresh sheets? You are just gonna get them dirty.
You bang, then you wash.
to me this is like asking why you would shower first if you're just going to get dirty
fresh sheets are great and thanks to modern science they can pretty easily be washed more than once
Yes. I would ask that as well. You don't shower before you go play hockey or soccer or whatever. You don't get nice new clean clothes on before you go do some gardening.
I actually can't start cleaning my house until I've personally showered
Fresh out of the shower sex is much more pleasant than need to shower sex
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amateurhourOne day I'll be professionalhourThe woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered Userregular
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Cheap college italian food for Valentine's date night will consist of the following
- fettucine alfredo, which will be the nicest jarred sauce I can get, the noods, and some blackened cajun chicken that will explode your butt
- garlic butter texas toast, from the freezer to the oven, Scott Pilgrim style
- booze? booze.
- for desert, when I was 17 there was this hour long infomercial for the magic bullet blender, and in it, they hosted an impromptu day drinking party for the neighbors, and one of the deserts was heavy creme, chocolate syrup, and the blender, and boom you got a mousse!
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But enough about the internet!
to me this is like asking why you would shower first if you're just going to get dirty
fresh sheets are great and thanks to modern science they can pretty easily be washed more than once
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But I can't fit a floor in the washing machine.
Yes. I would ask that as well. You don't shower before you go play hockey or soccer or whatever. You don't get nice new clean clothes on before you go do some gardening.
i'm sorry i responded. i am completely uninterested in arguing about this
I actually can't start cleaning my house until I've personally showered
if I'm dirty I won't clean anything
- fettucine alfredo, which will be the nicest jarred sauce I can get, the noods, and some blackened cajun chicken that will explode your butt
- garlic butter texas toast, from the freezer to the oven, Scott Pilgrim style
- booze? booze.
- for desert, when I was 17 there was this hour long infomercial for the magic bullet blender, and in it, they hosted an impromptu day drinking party for the neighbors, and one of the deserts was heavy creme, chocolate syrup, and the blender, and boom you got a mousse!
I am so getting to second base.
Diana, somewhere in the spirit realm:
See, I would suggest that it's the opposite. If your sheets are so filthy you wouldn't fuck in them, you shouldn't be sleeping in them either.
Hey babe, you wanna get freaky?
Nah, we just washed the sheets, we can't
Zombie Tupac has a beef with Dr Dre. It's not really surprising he wasn't there.
Well, who's the assassin?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You can’t put it there!
That hole is for poo!
@Vanguard !!!!!!!
The limo.
Not even the driver
The limo itself
not with that attitude
Basically you should always be showering
I recommend a shower afterwards
Well yeah but there’s not much she can do about that now, is there
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You know
Sometimes I miss the mayo arguments.
Mayo > miracle whip
I find this both acceptable and agreeable.
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Yes
Hells yes.