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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    There's also elephants, elephants fuckin' rule.

    They rule through their king, Babar

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    There's also elephants, elephants fuckin' rule.

    They rule through their king, Babar

    Oh no the elephants have been corrupted by the concept of monarchy? They can no longer be saved.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    They had a monarchy even before French colonialism made them "civilized"

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    do something else:
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    There's also elephants, elephants fuckin' rule.

    Elephants do rule.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    conquer earth!
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    There's also elephants, elephants fuckin' rule.
    Just keep them away from the water pipes.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    There's also elephants, elephants fuckin' rule.

    They rule through their king, Babar

    Sounds like French propaganda to ruin the reputation of the local elephant anarcho-syndicalist commune and impose their own rule!

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    They had a monarchy even before French colonialism made them "civilized"

    Hereditary monarchy?!

    They will burn with the rest of us.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Their previous king died by eating a random mushroom on the ground

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Their previous king died by eating a random mushroom on the ground

    Inbreeding will do that to a royal line

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    go pee
    Madican wrote: »
    Their previous king died by eating a random mushroom on the ground

    Inbreeding will do that to a royal line

    Ever seen an Elephant with a Hapsburg Jaw?

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    do something else:
    What kind of dad do you think Master Vile was when Rita and Rito were kids?

    Probably not great considering how long he let Rita sit in that dumpster

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    LarsLars Registered User regular
    Evil Space Alien bureaucracy must be pretty bad in general.

    "Hey, what happened with that one planet we sent the daughter of one of our higher ranked leaders to deal with? Hasn't it been about ten thousand years since we heard anything? Should we send a scouting party or something?"
    *shrug* "It's probably fine."

    It'd almost be like if King Cold hadn't heard from Frieza in 10k years and nobody bothered investigating.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    Lars wrote: »
    Evil Space Alien bureaucracy must be pretty bad in general.

    "Hey, what happened with that one planet we sent the daughter of one of our higher ranked leaders to deal with? Hasn't it been about ten thousand years since we heard anything? Should we send a scouting party or something?"
    *shrug* "It's probably fine."

    It'd almost be like if King Cold hadn't heard from Frieza in 10k years and nobody bothered investigating.

    If I was King Cold and I hadn't heard from Frieza in ten thousand years I'd count that as a blessing.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    go pee
    Lars wrote: »
    Evil Space Alien bureaucracy must be pretty bad in general.

    "Hey, what happened with that one planet we sent the daughter of one of our higher ranked leaders to deal with? Hasn't it been about ten thousand years since we heard anything? Should we send a scouting party or something?"
    *shrug* "It's probably fine."

    It'd almost be like if King Cold hadn't heard from Frieza in 10k years and nobody bothered investigating.

    I guess if you can live through 10,000 yrs like it was nothing you probably just get used to that kind of thing.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    go pee
    see317 wrote: »
    Why's she even wanna conquer earth, earth sucks

    Only good thing we got is Pringles, fuckin' blow this shit up, who gives a shit

    So, the reason Zordon wants to save the Earth is that his tube is actually a giant pringles can?
    Checks out.

    Not my best work but it supports the claim
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    go pee
    Madican wrote: »
    Their previous king died by eating a random mushroom on the ground

    Inbreeding will do that to a royal line

    Ever seen an Elephant with a Hapsburg Jaw?

    I've never even seen either of these things independently, much less together!

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    Their previous king died by eating a random mushroom on the ground

    Inbreeding will do that to a royal line

    Ever seen an Elephant with a Hapsburg Jaw?

    A gomphotherium is an elephant, and has a real long lower jaw.

    I'm not saying for sure it's due to royal inbreeding.
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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    conquer earth!
    From my point of view the power rangers are evil.

    A sentai show genuinely painting them as the bad guys from an antagonist's point of view would be great.

    See also:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmqO2YC2WBE

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    go pee
    Grislo wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    Their previous king died by eating a random mushroom on the ground

    Inbreeding will do that to a royal line

    Ever seen an Elephant with a Hapsburg Jaw?

    A gomphotherium is an elephant, and has a real long lower jaw.

    I'm not saying for sure it's due to royal inbreeding.
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    Or this one which was...
    goks2kozzcla.jpg

    ...oh wait no, that's a hippo skull.

    There's this thing in extinct animal art where, because the samples don't have fatty tissue or cartilage the artists imagine them without. So animals end up with weird proportions and look extreme different from what they'd really look like.

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    go pee
    Looks like an Endless game

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    EnlongEnlong Registered User regular
    conquer earth!
    Their previous king died by eating a random mushroom on the ground

    And he didn't find the antidote frog?

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