So either Cannon is beyond embarassed and finally fixing her shit, or she's like "well, I delayed it as much as I could, order amended, good luck Trump."
Its two. She delayed, got her bluff called, and now she's stepping back to preserve deniability and that's why I say she definitely needs the communications proctological exam. Dirty shit happened here and just because she corrected it, doesn't mean we should let it stand.
Shitty judges being shitty judges is not probable cause. Now. I’m willing to bet they are using the classified docs as probable cause to toss Donald Trumps phones. And we’ll see if he called the judge or if any of his associates did. Because there is more than one way to skin a cat.
So I can’t remember exactly how this works, does the fact that Cannon amended her order mean that this is now moot and unappealable, or is there still some way this could be kicked up to the supreme court?
Popehat believes that the way she amended it would mean that appealing up to SCOTUS wouldn’t matter.
Judge Cannon has, sua sponte, modified her clownshoes Order to take out the parts the 11th Circuit stayed. In my view this should eliminate the chance of relief from the Supreme Court, since the stay is effectively moot since she’s eliminated the stayed part from her order.
Popehat is an internet lawyer and hat.
I would love it if she accidentally screwed Trump through her own incompetence
Biden's dementia is just people being assholes to an older person who's always how shall we say, been inartful in how he speaks sometimes? Where as Trump literally feels like he has multiple indications of reduced capacity.
"Biden has dementia" is people on the right and left joining together in a perfect example of horseshoe theory.
So either Cannon is beyond embarassed and finally fixing her shit, or she's like "well, I delayed it as much as I could, order amended, good luck Trump."
Its two. She delayed, got her bluff called, and now she's stepping back to preserve deniability and that's why I say she definitely needs the communications proctological exam. Dirty shit happened here and just because she corrected it, doesn't mean we should let it stand.
As someone rightly said in that Twitter thread
Let's get this Cannon fired.
Her stupid shit is on court record, there's no takesie-backsies on this.
I'm really curious whether, if Trump actually ends up charged, tried, and convicted, whether then people in a position to do anything about it will start talking about the fact that our courts are full of judges with lifetime appointments signed by a felon.
So I can’t remember exactly how this works, does the fact that Cannon amended her order mean that this is now moot and unappealable, or is there still some way this could be kicked up to the supreme court?
Popehat believes that the way she amended it would mean that appealing up to SCOTUS wouldn’t matter.
Judge Cannon has, sua sponte, modified her clownshoes Order to take out the parts the 11th Circuit stayed. In my view this should eliminate the chance of relief from the Supreme Court, since the stay is effectively moot since she’s eliminated the stayed part from her order.
Popehat is an internet lawyer and hat.
I would love it if she accidentally screwed Trump through her own incompetence
With her changing her ruling so there's nothing for the stay to apply to it very much seems like she did.
There's a not insignificant amount of schoodenfroody I'm deriving from seeing a Trump appointee screw him over because they're a dipshit and we're explicitly picked because they were dipshits.
So either Cannon is beyond embarassed and finally fixing her shit, or she's like "well, I delayed it as much as I could, order amended, good luck Trump."
Its two. She delayed, got her bluff called, and now she's stepping back to preserve deniability and that's why I say she definitely needs the communications proctological exam. Dirty shit happened here and just because she corrected it, doesn't mean we should let it stand.
As someone rightly said in that Twitter thread
Let's get this Cannon fired.
Her stupid shit is on court record, there's no takesie-backsies on this.
I'm really curious whether, if Trump actually ends up charged, tried, and convicted, whether then people in a position to do anything about it will start talking about the fact that our courts are full of judges with lifetime appointments signed by a felon.
You mean the GOP dipshits who will be howling to put everyone involved in Trump’s prosecution in jail, hell yes I expect to hear Jim Jordan and MTG etc braying about the unaccountable judges with lifetime appointments
I hope it never comes to it, but if this ends with Obama saying he was constantly reclassifying all documents that trump had in HIS mind. And then there’s a Supreme Court case where they literally argue that, I will die laughing and crying
I hope it never comes to it, but if this ends with Obama saying he was constantly reclassifying all documents that trump had in HIS mind. And then there’s a Supreme Court case where they literally argue that, I will die laughing and crying
Trump, sitting awkwardly in a chair, staring at a judge: "I'm declassifying documents right now!"
Obama, lounging next to him: "I'm reclassifying them in my head."
You basically would create a legal precedent where president can steal any number of classified documents they like.
I do not see how this is sustainable
We just need to always be holding one Democratic president or former president in reserve, reclassifying every document over and over again with their minds.
It's 2030, the Judicial is so fucked up there is only one way to stop former presidents from stealing everything and destroying the country: On the day of a new president's inauguration, any former presidents are executed at the other end of the national mall.
It honestly wouldn’t surprise me if this whole thing started because he just never planned on leaving the White House, so when Biden was getting inaugurated and the helicopter was waiting to take him away he was just throwing literally everything in the Oval Office into a suitcase in a manic frenzy
You basically would create a legal precedent where president can steal any number of classified documents they like.
I do not see how this is sustainable
We just need to always be holding one Democratic president or former president in reserve, reclassifying every document over and over again with their minds.
This is why we need younger politicians, the oldest living former President would get the final say.
It honestly wouldn’t surprise me if this whole thing started because he just never planned on leaving the White House, so when Biden was getting inaugurated and the helicopter was waiting to take him away he was just throwing literally everything in the Oval Office into a suitcase in a manic frenzy
That might excuse why he took them. It says nothing about why he kept them.
You basically would create a legal precedent where president can steal any number of classified documents they like.
I do not see how this is sustainable
We just need to always be holding one Democratic president or former president in reserve, reclassifying every document over and over again with their minds.
This is why we need younger politicians, the oldest living former President would get the final say.
Nah screw that, preference goes to the earliest president. Get my Ouija, we gonna get George Washington on the line.
Who'd my opponent get? Grover Cleveland? Get that shit outta my courtroom
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It honestly wouldn’t surprise me if this whole thing started because he just never planned on leaving the White House, so when Biden was getting inaugurated and the helicopter was waiting to take him away he was just throwing literally everything in the Oval Office into a suitcase in a manic frenzy
This does jibe with many of the reports I’ve read from WH aides stating Trump refused to do anything in terms of preparing for transition and instructed everyone in the executive to do the same, telling them, “We’re not leaving,”
It honestly wouldn’t surprise me if this whole thing started because he just never planned on leaving the White House, so when Biden was getting inaugurated and the helicopter was waiting to take him away he was just throwing literally everything in the Oval Office into a suitcase in a manic frenzy
This does jibe with many of the reports I’ve read from WH aides stating Trump refused to do anything in terms of preparing for transition and instructed everyone in the executive to do the same, telling them, “We’re not leaving,”
It also jibes with Trump's life history of being a sore loser pissbaby
You basically would create a legal precedent where president can steal any number of classified documents they like.
I do not see how this is sustainable
We just need to always be holding one Democratic president or former president in reserve, reclassifying every document over and over again with their minds.
This is why we need younger politicians, the oldest living former President would get the final say.
Nah screw that, preference goes to the earliest president. Get my Ouija, we gonna get George Washington on the line.
Who'd my opponent get? Grover Cleveland? Get that shit outta my courtroom
In their defense, they did Ouija up Cleveland on two non-consecutive occasions.
It honestly wouldn’t surprise me if this whole thing started because he just never planned on leaving the White House, so when Biden was getting inaugurated and the helicopter was waiting to take him away he was just throwing literally everything in the Oval Office into a suitcase in a manic frenzy
This does jibe with many of the reports I’ve read from WH aides stating Trump refused to do anything in terms of preparing for transition and instructed everyone in the executive to do the same, telling them, “We’re not leaving,”
Right, I've read some insider reports that indicate the move out was fairly last-minute and slapdash.
Which shouldn't be surprising, because everything Trump does is slapdash.
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It honestly wouldn’t surprise me if this whole thing started because he just never planned on leaving the White House, so when Biden was getting inaugurated and the helicopter was waiting to take him away he was just throwing literally everything in the Oval Office into a suitcase in a manic frenzy
This does jibe with many of the reports I’ve read from WH aides stating Trump refused to do anything in terms of preparing for transition and instructed everyone in the executive to do the same, telling them, “We’re not leaving,”
Which would also explain the "why he didn't return them" part. Because if he truly believed he wasn't leaving he would truly believe that he was going back any day so it wouldn't matter if he returned them.
It honestly wouldn’t surprise me if this whole thing started because he just never planned on leaving the White House, so when Biden was getting inaugurated and the helicopter was waiting to take him away he was just throwing literally everything in the Oval Office into a suitcase in a manic frenzy
This does jibe with many of the reports I’ve read from WH aides stating Trump refused to do anything in terms of preparing for transition and instructed everyone in the executive to do the same, telling them, “We’re not leaving,”
Which would also explain the "why he didn't return them" part. Because if he truly believed he wasn't leaving he would truly believe that he was going back any day so it wouldn't matter if he returned them.
I'm pretty sure the reason he took them and then kept them is because he has no conception of personal or civic responsibility or consequence. Those documents came across his desk, so those are his documents to do with whatever he wants. How many stories were there about how he had to be told, over and over again, that he couldn't just tear up documents and throw them away? They had to pay two guys just to fish papers out of his trash and tape them back together.
TRUMP RULING BOOMERANGS ON MYPILLOW BOSS: A Trump-appointed federal judge just denied a TRO for Mike Lindell to get his phone back after it was seized by FBI at Hardee's. Judge cites....wait for it.....Trump docs ruling from 11th Circuit last night.
Josh Gerstein is the Senior Legal Affairs Reporter for POLITICO
Wait. Is that for real? Pillowman's phone was actually seized by the FBI at Hardee's? I assumed that was all a coke-fueled fever dream / plea for attention.
You basically would create a legal precedent where president can steal any number of classified documents they like.
I do not see how this is sustainable
We just need to always be holding one Democratic president or former president in reserve, reclassifying every document over and over again with their minds.
You basically would create a legal precedent where president can steal any number of classified documents they like.
I do not see how this is sustainable
We just need to always be holding one Democratic president or former president in reserve, reclassifying every document over and over again with their minds.
And if the last surviving Democratic former president should die, we need to hook them up to life support so they can continue to reclassify documents in their mind. They’ll be a beacon for government to navigate by. We could call the life support a cool name, like a Golden Throne.
You basically would create a legal precedent where president can steal any number of classified documents they like.
I do not see how this is sustainable
We just need to always be holding one Democratic president or former president in reserve, reclassifying every document over and over again with their minds.
This is how the Futurama Hall of Presidents’ Heads starts
Wait. Is that for real? Pillowman's phone was actually seized by the FBI at Hardee's? I assumed that was all a coke-fueled fever dream / plea for attention.
I legit thought he was making up a story to cover his ass for talking to the feds. It made a lot of little things add up.
Wait. Is that for real? Pillowman's phone was actually seized by the FBI at Hardee's? I assumed that was all a coke-fueled fever dream / plea for attention.
I hadn't paid much attention to that, I thought it was satire when everyone was saying it was siezed in a Hardee's. We need better writers for this reality.
Wait. Is that for real? Pillowman's phone was actually seized by the FBI at Hardee's? I assumed that was all a coke-fueled fever dream / plea for attention.
I hadn't paid much attention to that, I thought it was satire when everyone was saying it was siezed in a Hardee's. We need better writers for this reality.
I have to assume the events did not play out the way he described them. Initially I thought it was satire, then I saw quotes from the guy himself ascribing the event to either a Hardee's or an Arby's, saying the FBI came up to him and said they had a secret warrant to arrest his phone and that he shouldn't tell anyone about it. I refuse to believe that actually happened as-described.
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I would love it if she accidentally screwed Trump through her own incompetence
"Biden has dementia" is people on the right and left joining together in a perfect example of horseshoe theory.
Arrested Development Narrator: They did not.
With her changing her ruling so there's nothing for the stay to apply to it very much seems like she did.
You mean the GOP dipshits who will be howling to put everyone involved in Trump’s prosecution in jail, hell yes I expect to hear Jim Jordan and MTG etc braying about the unaccountable judges with lifetime appointments
Trump, sitting awkwardly in a chair, staring at a judge: "I'm declassifying documents right now!"
Obama, lounging next to him: "I'm reclassifying them in my head."
Eventually it's that scene from Scanners.
I do not see how this is sustainable
We just need to always be holding one Democratic president or former president in reserve, reclassifying every document over and over again with their minds.
This is why we need younger politicians, the oldest living former President would get the final say.
That might excuse why he took them. It says nothing about why he kept them.
Nah screw that, preference goes to the earliest president. Get my Ouija, we gonna get George Washington on the line.
Who'd my opponent get? Grover Cleveland? Get that shit outta my courtroom
This does jibe with many of the reports I’ve read from WH aides stating Trump refused to do anything in terms of preparing for transition and instructed everyone in the executive to do the same, telling them, “We’re not leaving,”
It also jibes with Trump's life history of being a sore loser pissbaby
In their defense, they did Ouija up Cleveland on two non-consecutive occasions.
Right, I've read some insider reports that indicate the move out was fairly last-minute and slapdash.
Which shouldn't be surprising, because everything Trump does is slapdash.
Which would also explain the "why he didn't return them" part. Because if he truly believed he wasn't leaving he would truly believe that he was going back any day so it wouldn't matter if he returned them.
I'm pretty sure the reason he took them and then kept them is because he has no conception of personal or civic responsibility or consequence. Those documents came across his desk, so those are his documents to do with whatever he wants. How many stories were there about how he had to be told, over and over again, that he couldn't just tear up documents and throw them away? They had to pay two guys just to fish papers out of his trash and tape them back together.
Josh Gerstein is the Senior Legal Affairs Reporter for POLITICO
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And if the last surviving Democratic former president should die, we need to hook them up to life support so they can continue to reclassify documents in their mind. They’ll be a beacon for government to navigate by. We could call the life support a cool name, like a Golden Throne.
This is how the Futurama Hall of Presidents’ Heads starts
I legit thought he was making up a story to cover his ass for talking to the feds. It made a lot of little things add up.
I hadn't paid much attention to that, I thought it was satire when everyone was saying it was siezed in a Hardee's. We need better writers for this reality.
But I probably also wouldn't "do a coup" so I'd probably still have my first phone.
I have to assume the events did not play out the way he described them. Initially I thought it was satire, then I saw quotes from the guy himself ascribing the event to either a Hardee's or an Arby's, saying the FBI came up to him and said they had a secret warrant to arrest his phone and that he shouldn't tell anyone about it. I refuse to believe that actually happened as-described.
Need an update to that old stand by: "You backed up notes on a criminal conspiracy to the cloud?!?!"
That is super optimistic. Popehat tweeted earlier they had a client who was still missing stuff seized in June/July.
I'm sure the FBI had a nice laugh about being called Antifa
8. use some of your pillow money to hire dersh and convince him this is somehow a first amendment issue
Somebody please tell the parts here that are made up jokey bits I can't tell anymore