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All [birds], all the time!

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    The initial statement from the cooperative was "what's there to discuss? just stop doing it", so that went about as well as expected.

    fuck 'em

    feed the birds, tuppence a bag yo yo yo

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    [Expletive deleted][Expletive deleted] The mediocre doctor NorwayRegistered User regular
    He also said he would consider it "purely provocative" if I fed the birds just outside of the cooperative's boundaries. I did not dignify that with an answer, but he did increase the likelihood that I will to it daily (as opposed to occasionally) by a significant amount, which I also did not bother to vocalize.

    Sic transit gloria mundi.
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    Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    I drove past a roadkill'd deer this morning, and then shortly afterwards, I had to scooch forward because a bunch of crows were just hanging out in the middle of the road and not moving.

    on my way back, they had discovered the deer, so a line of crows sat on the guardrail and watched me carefully to make sure I didn't try and steal their deer.

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    asofyeunasofyeun Registered User regular
    well you didn't steal the deer, did you? seems like it worked

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    CalicaCalica Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    i desperately want a rescue cockatoo or parrot. i think my many cats may be a problem but who can say

    also my winter crow flock is back for their usual dog food breakfast, a murder of 30 strong on a good day and i love them all.

    i have named every single one their name is CROW

    Obligatory.

    I volunteer at a parrot rescue a couple of times a month. I have been bitten many times, by birds of every size. I don't handle the cockatoos anymore. They're empathetic, high-strung, and unpredictable, and their beaks are like chisels. Once, another volunteer had a cockatoo out when I dropped a pair of pliers, making a loud noise. The cockatoo jumped off the other volunteer to the floor, charged me, and tried to climb up my leg to attack me. I had to (gently) shake him off my shoe and then leave the room.

    The worst bite I've gotten so far was from a cockatoo who was well-socialized and friendly - he was actually the rescue owner's bird, so he got plenty of attention. That particular day he was cranky because another cockatoo, a boarder, would not stop screaming. I failed to recognize his irritated body language, and when I went to change his food dishes he punched clean through one of my fingernails.

    The next time I saw him, he apologized by putting his foot gently on my wrist and softly murmuring, "It's okay, it's okay."

    Cockatoos, man.

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    valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2023
    At the manufacturing plant I work at, we have a couple of ponds, and Friday, I saw a bald eagle sitting on the ground near one. I snapped a really bad phone pic.
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    I have never seen a bald eagle around here. There are poles for nests on the highway near Lake Eufala about 100 miles southwest of here so I'm sure they could make the journey easily, but there doesn't seem to be much of a reason to do so.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    maybe looking for fish or small animals around the ponds?

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    Red RaevynRed Raevyn because I only take Bubble Baths Registered User regular
    R-dem wrote: »
    That is one plump happy birb

    A normal pidgeon weighs in at about 250g-350g on average. Kereru clonk in at 650g-850g - so close to 2 to 3 times the weight of your average pigeon. They are INCREDIBLY fat.

    In this case, that tree down the road is covered in fruit at the moment, and the Kereru are having huge fun stuffing their faces - I've seen them there repeatedly, and the tree is beginning to look comically threadbare in a few places where the berries have been picked clean.

    Also when i say berries, i mean chunky fruits that are most of the size of the Kereru's head. They just... swallow them whole, because they have zero dignity.

    Also not seen in that photo: The tiny tauhou who was very mad about the invader in ITS TREE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE.

    ...The Kereru was really not phased by this little mad Tauhou, but hey, the Tauhou was trying it's best. (The Tauhou have also been at war with the local bumblebees over who the nectar feeder should belong to, and watching a Tauhou get headbutted by a bumble bee is very funny)

    I read this a few hours ago and keep remembering, "because they have zero dignity". It's cracking me up, thanks. Also geeze, y'all have some pretty birds over there.

    Here's a bird I caught in a funny pose once:
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    The Zombie PenguinThe Zombie Penguin Eternal Hungry Corpse Registered User regular
    Kererū have so little dignity they're known for being drunk and disorderly, on account of eating fermented berries and then flying into things.

    Recent Burd antics in fortress Burd have been pretty limited, because it's summer and there's lots of food elsewhere. Still, there's been a young tui who is a first time parent+ trying to make the apple tree their personal domain

    Which lead to them being Very Brave when I was down there fiddling with something, and instead of fleeing like the Tui normally do, they tried to fight me in the traditional tui manner: pick a branch them yell at me loudly

    Ideas hate it when you anthropomorphize them
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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    Managed to get out a bit more this spring and am getting a better handle on my new camera. COMMENCE BIRD DUMP NOW

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    Acrobatic White Breasted Nuthatch

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    Friendly Flicker

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    Why hullo there

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    Singing Sparrow (full 600mm zoom crop)

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    Great Horned Owl Fledgling

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    Great Horned Momma

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    Some sorta sideways fella (Downy Woodpecker)

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    Bonus Lounging Greater Thorny Bird

    These were taken around the Edmonton and Calgary area.

    Birds

    BIRDS.

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    hell yeah great shots!

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    Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    am i a joke to you brenda

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    Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    XBL: Stealth Crane PSN: ajpet12 3DS: 1160-9999-5810 NNID: StealthCrane Pokemon Scarlet Name: Carmen
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    owls so fluffy

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    Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    XBL: Stealth Crane PSN: ajpet12 3DS: 1160-9999-5810 NNID: StealthCrane Pokemon Scarlet Name: Carmen
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Is that a goldfish?

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Warbler I believe
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    I was filling my grandma's bird feeders for her today and a little red breasted nuthatch was watching me the whole time, first from the tree and then he popped down to get a drink from the birdbath while continuing to wait for me to give him delicious seeds. They're funny little birds, nuthatches.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Holy hell look at that little guy

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    TIL Schmimby Pimby is a disney princess.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Hob what kind of camera do you use? Phone? Nicer than phone?

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    A good to fair condition hand me down Nikon S7000, I don't know cameras from crabapples but this is perfect to my purposes, easy to use and fits in your pocket with shocking good zoom capabilities

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    Birdbirdbirdbirdbirdbirdbirdbirdb

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    CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    Had a chance encounter with the biggest, rarest owl of 'em all, the Great Grey! It's harvest season out in Alberta and it has brought out all sorts of predators with the mice and rodents fleeing the fields. It was right on the cusp of of sunset, and a minute later it would have been too dark to get a decent snap.

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    Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    edited October 2023
    urgh. your image hosting site has terrible latency. Can't load the images. :(

    nvm, now it loads. long legged birb

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    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    What bird is? Juvenile great blue heron?

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    What bird is?

    hairy thing what fly also scream in tree

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    What bird is?

    hairy thing what fly also scream in tree

    You're describing bats. Which are bugs.

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