My cat would eat her own tail if she could only catch it.
Your cat lies on her back, her belly baking in the hot sun while she tries to catch her tail. She could catch it if you helped her, but you're not. Why aren't you helping her?
My cat would eat her own tail if she could only catch it.
Your cat lies on her back, her belly baking in the hot sun while she tries to catch her tail. She could catch it if you helped her, but you're not. Why aren't you helping her?
Mostly, jealousy that nobody looks twice at the cat laying belly up in a hot sunbeam all day, every day. But I try to do it just once and all of a sudden I've got letters begging me to close my windows and the police showing up at my door.
Stupid cat. Doesn't even have a job...
I mean technically sandshrew/sandslash are directly based on pangolins but it's pretty easily to imagine that whoever came up with their concepts definitely stumbled on that armadillo at some point during their research
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Indie Winterdie KräheRudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered Userregular
I was sure it was a half-cut pineapple at first, that boy yellah
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David_TA fashion yes-man is no good to me.Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered Userregular
Songs fun (sound on), but...
That loop, tho. *chefs kiss*
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
Somehow the most transgressive part of that video is Mario sprinting to the left.
Both have sound, but the first doesn't really need it.
crushed car
Holy fuck, modern car safety design is amazing.
yeah when I was younger my grandpa liked to complain about how all these modern plastic cars are so unsafe, not like those old metal monstrosities from the 50s and 60s
I was just a kid so I didn't know shit from shit, but stuff like this makes it clear that for as experienced and knowledgeable my gramps was (and he really was) everyone is capable of talking out their ass from time to time
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
edited May 2023
It's always interesting when someone manages to jump their car out of the third or fourth floor of a parking garage with no serious injuries, and at first it seems incredible that the car could protect them from that. But if you do the math it turns out that they basically ran into the ground at the kind of infuriatingly slow speed you have to limit yourself to when you hit a school zone, and it turns out cars are just wicked good at protecting passengers from impacts these days.
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Your cat lies on her back, her belly baking in the hot sun while she tries to catch her tail. She could catch it if you helped her, but you're not. Why aren't you helping her?
Mostly, jealousy that nobody looks twice at the cat laying belly up in a hot sunbeam all day, every day. But I try to do it just once and all of a sudden I've got letters begging me to close my windows and the police showing up at my door.
Stupid cat. Doesn't even have a job...
Can't even use the microwave properly.
Fine, I'll save us
they see me rollin'...
I just pictured "White and Nerdy" in my head, only Weird Al was done up in his Amish suit from Amish Paradise.
wanna hear the confused puppy.
gotchu
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
That loop, tho. *chefs kiss*
I think it went 2-3 times for me before I finally realized it was only 45ish seconds and just looping
Gonna pop that top.
Isn't that - as long as you're doing it right - going to make it the opposite of dry?
Oo\ Ironsizide
Holy fuck, modern car safety design is amazing.
yeah when I was younger my grandpa liked to complain about how all these modern plastic cars are so unsafe, not like those old metal monstrosities from the 50s and 60s
I was just a kid so I didn't know shit from shit, but stuff like this makes it clear that for as experienced and knowledgeable my gramps was (and he really was) everyone is capable of talking out their ass from time to time
The "Whaddo I do!?" is so unexpected, it's the meat of the wonderful journey we're taken on.