This is it.
It's all over.
if you don't already own a PS3, prepare to open up wide your wallets and your tight virginal bungholes to your new dark overlord,
Sony.
Fresh off the heels of crushing Toshiba and Microsoft's HD-DV-Dicks in the dirt under their Blu-ray boots, comes Sony's announcement of the 2nd phase of their plan to take over Teh Universe:
THE MGS4 PS3 BUNDLE!!!!!Includes the 80GB PS3 -
(no word yet on if it's the same 80GB with software BC or something else...)
(BC = breast covers I think...)
(apparently it means something else-
adeleon replied on February 26, 2008 at 12:44 pm Yes, similar to the Motorstorm bundle, the new MGS4 bundle features an 80GB PS3 with some PS2 backwards compatibility.)
and METAL GEAR SOLID 4 "Guns of the Patriots"
(it's a video game about some grey-haired old assassin... why anyone would hire a decrepit old guy to be an assassin I dunno.. maybe nobody would expect a grey-haired old dude assassin?)
and 1 DualShock 3 wireless controller
(the one they should have released on day one)
! =
$499!!!Can't afford it?? Get your ass to the Olive Garden now boy!
this thing will sell faster than Doritos at a Snoop Dogg concert
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This is why I can't buy an 80 Gb right now
Not a single one (new) in Denver proper
Metal Gear Solid 4
METAL FUCKING GEAR!
And shitty controls, enjoy faggot.
So shut up and let me dream
(i'm so sorry)
have fun playing one game on your failing console
Is that the one where you kill people with guns?
I really didn't like it when I played it, but I've realised I was probably just on my period or something so I'll give it another shot.
Also, Everyday shooter is pretty awesome.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
console wars are fucking retarded.
just so you know.
nah its some stupid warioware spinoff
ha ha ha ha
are people seriously still saying this?
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
with guns.
the subtitle is subsistance
that might be why you are having trouble
well shit
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
i tried to find it for months
i gave up after a huge search through sydney one day, glum and wanting to spend money. on the way home i go into the once decent non-restaurant shop in my suburb, just up the road, a cool indie music store
look at the meagre rack of old xbox and ps2 games they have
whaaaaatt?
a marked down copy of metal gear solid 3: subs(is?)tance, brand new
it was an import version from europe. i snapped it up faster than a dog snaps up fresh biscuits
it's pretty cool
I refuse to get a ps3 until
a) I get a gigantic tv and I require blu-ray
b) They put out a redesign of the system that isn't the size of something really huge
It isn't even a matter of games anymore. I can't find time to play the games for the systems I already own, goddammit.
my bunghole is gonna be a-ok
man the ps3 is extremely worth it
whether it's worth it if you already have a 360 is another question
you suck balls
Love,
Tossrock
Also announced was the God of War PSP (red with pic of Kratos) and
and in 2007, we look forward to the year ahead.
things may now make more sense
I don't pay attention to these things.
FUCKING
LEND
IT
TO
ME
Also: ARGH FUCKING SHIT STICKS MOTHER CUNT BALLS
(Rock Band Australian release pushed back again - Now scheduled for June)
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.