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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    sheri those sequin thingies you got all pasted on you are kinda neat

    I dunno, they were my friend's idea. They're little plastic shiny things. She used theater glue stuff, like they use for prosthetics.

    they're awful and you should be ashamed for caving to peer pressure

    Look, you gigantic retard, why don't you shut your filthy faggot mouth before I shove a 12" dildo down your throat?

    you've been on about that dildo for a while now

    Kovak on
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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oh please

    ascot on
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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited March 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    backwards name is such a whore

    and?
    and I am aroused

    me too

    :winky:
    you saw right through my words to my boner
    :winky:

    I only have eyes for your wang

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    sheri can you fedex me your freckles

    Sure, although I don't know why you'd want 'em

    I don't even want 'em
    freckles are pretty hot

    i don't see why people don't like them

    Faricazy on
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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited March 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    sheri those sequin thingies you got all pasted on you are kinda neat

    I dunno, they were my friend's idea. They're little plastic shiny things. She used theater glue stuff, like they use for prosthetics.

    they're awful and you should be ashamed for caving to peer pressure

    Look, you gigantic retard, why don't you shut your filthy faggot mouth before I shove a 12" dildo down your throat?

    you've been on about that dildo for a while now

    she just got it and she's very excited

    I talked about my macbook a lot at first I'm sure it's very similar

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    sheri can you fedex me your freckles

    Sure, although I don't know why you'd want 'em

    I don't even want 'em
    freckles are pretty hot

    i don't see why people don't like them

    well they're okay in moderation

    Javen on
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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited March 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    sheri can you fedex me your freckles

    Sure, although I don't know why you'd want 'em

    I don't even want 'em
    freckles are pretty hot

    i don't see why people don't like them

    fari

    you and me

    we are like this

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited March 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    backwards name is such a whore

    and?
    and I am aroused

    me too

    :winky:
    you saw right through my words to my boner
    :winky:

    I only have eyes for your wang
    pfff you have eyes for every wang

    bongi on
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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    oh god, more fags with macs
    Bongi was right

    ascot on
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    sheri can you fedex me your freckles

    Sure, although I don't know why you'd want 'em

    I don't even want 'em
    freckles are pretty hot

    i don't see why people don't like them

    i love freckles

    they can add so much character to a face

    Kovak on
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    yay macs

    macsss


    macccssss

    Faricazy on
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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited March 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    oh god, more fags with macs
    Bongi was right

    The Obama campaign is like 90% Macbook(Pro)s

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    sheri those sequin thingies you got all pasted on you are kinda neat

    I dunno, they were my friend's idea. They're little plastic shiny things. She used theater glue stuff, like they use for prosthetics.

    they're awful and you should be ashamed for caving to peer pressure

    Look, you gigantic retard, why don't you shut your filthy faggot mouth before I shove a 12" dildo down your throat?

    you've been on about that dildo for a while now

    I actually don't have a 12" dildo (yet)

    But I do have a, like, 8" vibrator that's got to be, like, thick as a Coke can. It's huge. I don't use it, because it's terrifying. I think I'll call it Goliath and threaten people with it.

    Sheri on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited March 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    sheri those sequin thingies you got all pasted on you are kinda neat

    I dunno, they were my friend's idea. They're little plastic shiny things. She used theater glue stuff, like they use for prosthetics.

    they're awful and you should be ashamed for caving to peer pressure

    Look, you gigantic retard, why don't you shut your filthy faggot mouth before I shove a 12" dildo down your throat?

    you've been on about that dildo for a while now

    I actually don't have a 12" dildo (yet)

    But I do have a, like, 8" vibrator that's got to be, like, thick as a Coke can. It's huge. I don't use it, because it's terrifying. I think I'll call it Goliath and threaten people with it.
    why did you buy it!

    bongi on
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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    8" vibrator that's got to be, like, thick as a Coke can.
    B...Borfase?

    Kazhiim on
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    sheri those sequin thingies you got all pasted on you are kinda neat

    I dunno, they were my friend's idea. They're little plastic shiny things. She used theater glue stuff, like they use for prosthetics.

    they're awful and you should be ashamed for caving to peer pressure

    Look, you gigantic retard, why don't you shut your filthy faggot mouth before I shove a 12" dildo down your throat?

    you've been on about that dildo for a while now

    I actually don't have a 12" dildo (yet)

    But I do have a, like, 8" vibrator that's got to be, like, thick as a Coke can. It's huge. I don't use it, because it's terrifying. I think I'll call it Goliath and threaten people with it.

    Call it The Jabberwocky

    Javen on
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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited March 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    sheri those sequin thingies you got all pasted on you are kinda neat

    I dunno, they were my friend's idea. They're little plastic shiny things. She used theater glue stuff, like they use for prosthetics.

    they're awful and you should be ashamed for caving to peer pressure

    Look, you gigantic retard, why don't you shut your filthy faggot mouth before I shove a 12" dildo down your throat?

    you've been on about that dildo for a while now

    I actually don't have a 12" dildo (yet)

    But I do have a, like, 8" vibrator that's got to be, like, thick as a Coke can. It's huge. I don't use it, because it's terrifying. I think I'll call it Goliath and threaten people with it.

    You had me until the coke can part

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    oh god, more fags with macs
    Bongi was right

    The Obama campaign is like 90% Macbook(Pro)s

    haha, whooo, got my [worthless, not real] vote!

    :rotate:

    ascot on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    sheri those sequin thingies you got all pasted on you are kinda neat

    I dunno, they were my friend's idea. They're little plastic shiny things. She used theater glue stuff, like they use for prosthetics.

    they're awful and you should be ashamed for caving to peer pressure

    Look, you gigantic retard, why don't you shut your filthy faggot mouth before I shove a 12" dildo down your throat?

    you've been on about that dildo for a while now

    I actually don't have a 12" dildo (yet)

    But I do have a, like, 8" vibrator that's got to be, like, thick as a Coke can. It's huge. I don't use it, because it's terrifying. I think I'll call it Goliath and threaten people with it.
    why did you buy it!

    I did not realize

    Also you see that mole on my chest in the picture? I hate it.

    Sheri on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited March 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    sheri those sequin thingies you got all pasted on you are kinda neat

    I dunno, they were my friend's idea. They're little plastic shiny things. She used theater glue stuff, like they use for prosthetics.

    they're awful and you should be ashamed for caving to peer pressure

    Look, you gigantic retard, why don't you shut your filthy faggot mouth before I shove a 12" dildo down your throat?

    you've been on about that dildo for a while now

    I actually don't have a 12" dildo (yet)

    But I do have a, like, 8" vibrator that's got to be, like, thick as a Coke can. It's huge. I don't use it, because it's terrifying. I think I'll call it Goliath and threaten people with it.

    You had me until the coke can part
    that's the part you started booking flights to florida right

    bongi on
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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited March 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    sheri those sequin thingies you got all pasted on you are kinda neat

    I dunno, they were my friend's idea. They're little plastic shiny things. She used theater glue stuff, like they use for prosthetics.

    they're awful and you should be ashamed for caving to peer pressure

    Look, you gigantic retard, why don't you shut your filthy faggot mouth before I shove a 12" dildo down your throat?

    you've been on about that dildo for a while now

    I actually don't have a 12" dildo (yet)

    But I do have a, like, 8" vibrator that's got to be, like, thick as a Coke can. It's huge. I don't use it, because it's terrifying. I think I'll call it Goliath and threaten people with it.

    You had me until the coke can part
    that's the part you started booking flights to florida right

    sheri i know where I am going for the general campaign now

    sdrawkcaB emaN on
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    sheri you should get one of those suction cup dildos

    Faricazy on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited March 2008
    backwards name let's make a movie

    it's called

    'backwards name takes on all comers: the first se++ movie'

    it is going to be you taking dicks every whichway

    at the end it will say VOTE OBAMA

    bongi on
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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    bongi has a crush

    ascot on
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    i would put one on the ceiling at christmas time instead of a mistletoe

    spraypaint it green and red and shit

    Faricazy on
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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    sheri you should get one of those suction cup dildos

    Those things are crazy!

    Sheri on
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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    He's hitting on everything that moves.

    Killjoy on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited March 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    bongi has a crush

    you say this about anyone i talk to who isn't you

    bongi on
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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    No I don't.

    ascot on
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ascot has a crush

    Faricazy on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited March 2008
    yes you do

    bongi on
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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    what is wrong with strap dresses

    they don't look bad
    hell i mostly prefer them to strapless dresses

    but damn wear things according to your physiology.

    Shut up

    It stayed up and everything
    it depends on the person

    the boob part is barely in that picture though

    i like the wavy hair things

    there is nothing wrong with strapless dresses as long as they fit

    bowtiedseal on
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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    To answer you both, I'm going to do a Keith here and resort to the ol' quote myself trick
    ascot wrote: »
    No I don't.

    ascot on
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    bongibongi regular
    edited March 2008
    yeah but you do though

    bongi on
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    what is wrong with strap dresses

    they don't look bad
    hell i mostly prefer them to strapless dresses

    but damn wear things according to your physiology.

    Shut up

    It stayed up and everything
    it depends on the person

    the boob part is barely in that picture though

    i like the wavy hair things

    there is nothing wrong with strapless dresses as long as they fit
    i said that a lot of the time they don't

    we should go back to metal plate bras

    Faricazy on
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    toby you should take anthony out on a pity date

    you can each pity each other

    Kovak on
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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    toby you should take anthony out on a pity date

    you can each pity each other
    Ahahahahahaha

    Kovak you are brilliant.

    Abracadaniel on
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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    who's called toby?

    FAQ on
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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    yeah but you do though

    I seriously don't.
    I might say it about people you incessantly flirt with.
    Or about those people you begin to flirt with after seeing their penis.
    But not about "everyone" you "talk" to.

    ascot on
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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Faricazy wrote: »

    i said that a lot of the time they don't

    we should go back to metal plate bras


    I hate it when people wear ill-fitting clothing

    and I don't think that would be very comfortable

    bowtiedseal on
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