Once the worst of my famine was over - Bam! A bunch of immigrants and a Dungeon Master, who is being treated to both an artefact chair and an artefact table, as well as a marble coffin and a bunch of pretty awesome statues my mason made before he died.
And now I have 80 dwarfs, sieges should start to turn up.
Hordes of Gobbos came rushing from the mountains, my military under Xtarath mustered at the front gates, and I put all my civilians on active duty and ordered them underground for what I was assured of was my final battle.
Well, the civilian army decided to charge like retards to an arrowey death, the front gate was littered with their bodies. Then the goblins came inside and killed all the active military dorfs in a massive brawl. After my civilians and army were crippled, Trolls tore apart the area of water I had blocked off way back and my fortress began to flood.
We killed all the damn gobbos, some trolls are chilling out by the old barracks, harassing my survivors, miasma and flies scour my fort. Titmouse was elected mayor and everybody is ecstatic, I gave all the administrative powers to titmouse and he is currently the supreme overlord of Gleemetals, a broken fortress filled with crazy people.
The only sane one is the engraver, who is detailing the fall of the fortress.
We killed all the damn gobbos, some trolls are chilling out by the old barracks, harassing my survivors, miasma and flies scour my fort. Titmouse was elected mayor and everybody is ecstatic, I gave all the administrative powers to titmouse and he is currently the supreme overlord of Gleemetals, a broken fortress filled with crazy people.
The only sane one is the engraver, who is detailing the fall of the fortress.
One of my engravers, in a fairly self-referential fashion, has been engraving engravings of dwarfs engraving.
Toady needs to incorporate art styles into the game. "This engraving is influenced by the elf T'luan. It uses the elf's perspective techniques into the engravings." "This engraving is made by an amateur. It looks like something a goblin would make.
"This engraving is a masterful depiction of a door, in the style of a trompe l'oeil."
"Stumpy Fuzzchin cancels eat: knocked himself out trying to walk through an engraving."
We killed all the damn gobbos, some trolls are chilling out by the old barracks, harassing my survivors, miasma and flies scour my fort. Titmouse was elected mayor and everybody is ecstatic, I gave all the administrative powers to titmouse and he is currently the supreme overlord of Gleemetals, a broken fortress filled with crazy people.
The only sane one is the engraver, who is detailing the fall of the fortress.
;(
YES! I AM THE KING OF THE ASYLUM!
You just banned the export of bracelets.
We have no bracelets...
You also just killed a cat.
We killed all the damn gobbos, some trolls are chilling out by the old barracks, harassing my survivors, miasma and flies scour my fort. Titmouse was elected mayor and everybody is ecstatic, I gave all the administrative powers to titmouse and he is currently the supreme overlord of Gleemetals, a broken fortress filled with crazy people.
The only sane one is the engraver, who is detailing the fall of the fortress.
;(
YES! I AM THE KING OF THE ASYLUM!
You just banned the export of bracelets.
We have no bracelets...
You also just killed a cat.
I was thinking of taking 4 cows with me so that the odds of getting cow calves is greatly increased. Expensive as they are I'm hoping they will produce a lot of meat.
Is it... Is... MY MAN. Take a look at this helpful picture. Another fellow linked it in the previous thread. I feel it is most appropriate.
If that doesn't illustrate the wonders of the z axis, nothing can. Now imagine that depthscraper filled with dwarves marrying and breeding, choking each other to death in fits of rage and bathing their children in blood on the surface in fields of razor wire and spike filled trenches while setting trees on fire to send up smoke signals to the elves for giggles.
We no longer simply build holes in a wall, we build underground cities. Dwarfholme is confined to no mountain. Dwarfholme is the world.
Damnit, I was doing pretty good with this fort, and I had it layed out very well. But now I can't find any good ore for weapons and armor, and its infuriating. I might just restart, but I don't want to because of my success so far. Gwaaaaah!!!!
Dudes I want to play this game again but I can't motivate myself to learn all the new stuff.
Motivate me doggs.
The next update will have dynamically defined ages. Toady went from the Age of the Elves (due to their population) to the Age of the Dwarves (thanks to a berserker axedwarf visiting elves.
when dwarves or other animals fall down more then 3 levels they explode
Really? I think I'll have fun with that bit of information. Poor poor dwarfs won't be able to live peacefully in my fortress anymore.
If you think that's bad, try building your barracks around a large central shaft. Sparring injuries are nothing when you have dwarves falling down a 12 level pit when they're dodging in combat exercises.
when dwarves or other animals fall down more then 3 levels they explode
Really? I think I'll have fun with that bit of information. Poor poor dwarfs won't be able to live peacefully in my fortress anymore.
If you think that's bad, try building your barracks around a large central shaft. Sparring injuries are nothing when you have dwarves falling down a 12 level pit when they're dodging in combat exercises.
This is- Sorry. Sorry. I won't say it. No decadent Persian mutant satyrs here.
when dwarves or other animals fall down more then 3 levels they explode
Really? I think I'll have fun with that bit of information. Poor poor dwarfs won't be able to live peacefully in my fortress anymore.
If you think that's bad, try building your barracks around a large central shaft. Sparring injuries are nothing when you have dwarves falling down a 12 level pit when they're dodging in combat exercises.
This is- Sorry. Sorry. I won't say it. No decadent Persian mutant satyrs here.
when dwarves or other animals fall down more then 3 levels they explode
Really? I think I'll have fun with that bit of information. Poor poor dwarfs won't be able to live peacefully in my fortress anymore.
If you think that's bad, try building your barracks around a large central shaft. Sparring injuries are nothing when you have dwarves falling down a 12 level pit when they're dodging in combat exercises.
This is- Sorry. Sorry. I won't say it. No decadent Persian mutant satyrs here.
you should probably name the dwarf who kicked him down leonidorf
The ever helpful Dwarf Fortress wiki
The previous G&T DF thread
And the SA DF thread, the Goons have plenty of DF chatter too.
And of course THE EPIC SAGA OF BOATMURDERED which is a must-read.
Might wanna make these go somewhere.
Is it just me, or are dorfs a lot faster now? I always seem to have people idling while I wait for my miner to finish, even after finishing chair/barrel/bed/chest/door/mechanism jobs.
when dwarves or other animals fall down more then 3 levels they explode
Really? I think I'll have fun with that bit of information. Poor poor dwarfs won't be able to live peacefully in my fortress anymore.
If you think that's bad, try building your barracks around a large central shaft. Sparring injuries are nothing when you have dwarves falling down a 12 level pit when they're dodging in combat exercises.
This is- Sorry. Sorry. I won't say it. No decadent Persian mutant satyrs here.
you should probably name the dwarf who kicked him down leonidorf
also fuck! i'm getting invaded
How'd that invasion go? You live?
The Crazytown formerly known as Gleemetals is holding on by a thread, goblin ambushers roam outside my fort, waiting for a chance to strike, but the last of the guard/military are kind of defending. Enough to break their moral. Once the next invasion comes, we're done for.
The ever helpful Dwarf Fortress wiki
The previous G&T DF thread
And the SA DF thread, the Goons have plenty of DF chatter too.
And of course THE EPIC SAGA OF BOATMURDERED which is a must-read.
Might wanna make these go somewhere.
Is it just me, or are dorfs a lot faster now? I always seem to have people idling while I wait for my miner to finish, even after finishing chair/barrel/bed/chest/door/mechanism jobs.
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also my marksdwarf shot both of a camel's eyes out and never finished the job.
i wish i could have named him and kep him as a pet but he wandered off the map
And now I have 80 dwarfs, sieges should start to turn up.
i haven't noticed anything different though
Sadly, no... But here's a list of what you will get out of Rock Band:
[too much to fit in a sig, thats what]
Hordes of Gobbos came rushing from the mountains, my military under Xtarath mustered at the front gates, and I put all my civilians on active duty and ordered them underground for what I was assured of was my final battle.
Well, the civilian army decided to charge like retards to an arrowey death, the front gate was littered with their bodies. Then the goblins came inside and killed all the active military dorfs in a massive brawl. After my civilians and army were crippled, Trolls tore apart the area of water I had blocked off way back and my fortress began to flood.
We killed all the damn gobbos, some trolls are chilling out by the old barracks, harassing my survivors, miasma and flies scour my fort. Titmouse was elected mayor and everybody is ecstatic, I gave all the administrative powers to titmouse and he is currently the supreme overlord of Gleemetals, a broken fortress filled with crazy people.
The only sane one is the engraver, who is detailing the fall of the fortress.
;(
YES! I AM THE KING OF THE ASYLUM!
Toady needs to incorporate art styles into the game. "This engraving is influenced by the elf T'luan. It uses the elf's perspective techniques into the engravings." "This engraving is made by an amateur. It looks like something a goblin would make.
"Stumpy Fuzzchin cancels eat: knocked himself out trying to walk through an engraving."
You just banned the export of bracelets.
We have no bracelets...
You also just killed a cat.
Just gonna have to wait until I can upgrade to some more RAM, 512 is not enough.
AKA [PA]Ilovepandas
The cat was plotting against me.
If that doesn't illustrate the wonders of the z axis, nothing can. Now imagine that depthscraper filled with dwarves marrying and breeding, choking each other to death in fits of rage and bathing their children in blood on the surface in fields of razor wire and spike filled trenches while setting trees on fire to send up smoke signals to the elves for giggles.
We no longer simply build holes in a wall, we build underground cities. Dwarfholme is confined to no mountain. Dwarfholme is the world.
AKA [PA]Ilovepandas
Motivate me doggs.
Really? I think I'll have fun with that bit of information. Poor poor dwarfs won't be able to live peacefully in my fortress anymore.
The next update will have dynamically defined ages. Toady went from the Age of the Elves (due to their population) to the Age of the Dwarves (thanks to a berserker axedwarf visiting elves.
If you think that's bad, try building your barracks around a large central shaft. Sparring injuries are nothing when you have dwarves falling down a 12 level pit when they're dodging in combat exercises.
This is- Sorry. Sorry. I won't say it. No decadent Persian mutant satyrs here.
too many dorfs coming! cannot keep up with wood demand!
Eh?
you should probably name the dwarf who kicked him down leonidorf
also fuck! i'm getting invaded
Might wanna make these go somewhere.
Is it just me, or are dorfs a lot faster now? I always seem to have people idling while I wait for my miner to finish, even after finishing chair/barrel/bed/chest/door/mechanism jobs.
How'd that invasion go? You live?
The Crazytown formerly known as Gleemetals is holding on by a thread, goblin ambushers roam outside my fort, waiting for a chance to strike, but the last of the guard/military are kind of defending. Enough to break their moral. Once the next invasion comes, we're done for.
she was also carrying 2 babies.
one drowned.
FIXD
Noooo, not the adamantine shield! Also, Bloodyvomitous, gooeybloodymolten
AKA [PA]Ilovepandas
the newest one came with like 10 goblin bowmen, 10 goblin swordsmen, 1 swordmaster, 1 spearmaster, and about 8 trolls
somehow i got off with only a few minor injuries