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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2008
    i love grainy out of focus porn

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    This.

    This will be what it takes to make my cock once again function fully.

    Stale on
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    This.

    This will be what it takes to make my cock once again function fully.

    Stealing this film has now become a holy crusade.

    Centipede Damascus on
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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    This.

    This will be what it takes to make my cock once again function fully.

    The fight for the cure.

    SA on
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    Cynic JesterCynic Jester Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    This.

    This will be what it takes to make my cock once again function fully.

    We have to liberate it. For medicine.

    Cynic Jester on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    This.

    This will be what it takes to make my cock once again function fully.

    Glad to hear it Stale, we were just talking about how we needed money to get a monster truck...

    Mysst on
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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    mm.jpg

    A Crow on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm pretty sure that if Stales cock started working again none of us would ever see a woman again.

    Meissnerd on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Holy god damn, I would jerk off until it bled if I got this video.

    If there was a cumshot, I would probably never leave my house again.

    Callius on
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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    A Crow wrote: »
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    what a fat bitch

    Fallout on
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    real_pochacco wrote: »
    yeah "lock it up" my ass, this dude is gonna be wankin' it every chance he gets to this thing. he'll rub so many out that eventually, after the suns have burned out and it gets boring, he will watch it in reverse, and then the whole process will repeat again.

    oh man

    a facial in reverse would probably look hilarious

    a dick all vacuuming spunk off somebody's face

    Shit. Now I've got to see this. Possibly with Benny Hill music and sound effects.

    Jedoc on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure that if Stales cock started working again none of us would ever see a woman again.
    Oh, I think not. Stale is a kind and generous host.

    Callius on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure that if Stales cock started working again none of us would ever see a woman again.

    distinct possibility

    Stale on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    what a fat bitch
    Okay, Fallout... I know we're buds.

    We're pals.

    We see eye to eye on lots of things.

    BUT I SWEAR TO FUCK YOU SILENCE YOUR STUPID FUCKING YAMMERING MAW RIGHT NOW BEFORE I MURDER YOUR FACE.

    Callius on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    See? You see?

    I've foreseen where your actions will lead, and when you do it, I'll be over there going "told ya so".

    Meissnerd on
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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Is it legal to change your name to Dr something? Because I might do it

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
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    Bullfrogof7272Bullfrogof7272 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I think folks are getting more excited than this may actually warrant. Don't get me wrong, it's probably classier and hotter than most porn you can get these days (because come on it's Marilyn Fucking Monroe), but it's in all likelyhood the equivalent of the Pam Anderson sex tapes in terms of production value, but with 50 year old camera technology, in other words not very clear.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Fallout wrote: »
    A Crow wrote: »
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    what a fat bitch


    cutyourself.jpg

    Stale on
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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ZTMS, get an intertube doctorate. Then you don't have to worry about legal ramifications

    A Crow on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bullfrogof7272 wrote: »
    I think folks are getting more excited than this may actually warrant. Don't get me wrong, it's probably classier and hotter than most porn you can get these days (because come on it's Marilyn Fucking Monroe), but it's in all likelyhood the equivalent of the Pam Anderson sex tapes in terms of production value, but with 50 year old camera technology, in other words not very clear.
    What's your point?

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    what a fat bitch
    Okay, Fallout... I know we're buds.

    We're pals.

    We see eye to eye on lots of things.

    BUT I SWEAR TO FUCK YOU SILENCE YOUR STUPID FUCKING YAMMERING MAW RIGHT NOW BEFORE I MURDER YOUR FACE.
    I think he might be kidding dudes!

    World as Myth on
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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Christ
    That's NY for you
    "What's that? You wanna see Marilyn Monroe sucking a dick? Fuck you buddy"

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    I think he might be kidding dudes!
    My boner for Monroe is no laughing matter, Ms. Mandrews.

    Callius on
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    OmegasquashOmegasquash Boston, MARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    A Crow wrote: »
    ZTMS, get an intertube doctorate. Then you don't have to worry about legal ramifications

    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.

    That's a pretty good idea. It would go MILES in any social situation.

    Omegasquash on
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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    what a fat bitch
    Okay, Fallout... I know we're buds.

    We're pals.

    We see eye to eye on lots of things.

    BUT I SWEAR TO FUCK YOU SILENCE YOUR STUPID FUCKING YAMMERING MAW RIGHT NOW BEFORE I MURDER YOUR FACE.
    I think he might be kidding dudes!

    This is a shocking allegation

    I take my posts very seriously!

    Fallout on
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2008
    The lazy left eye doesn't help, either.

    Larlar on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    I think he might be kidding dudes!
    My boner for Monroe is no laughing matter, Ms. Mandrews.

    You know, I bought her juliemandrews.com

    has she done anything with it?




    noooooooooooooooo

    Stale on
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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    The lazy left eye doesn't help, either.

    I have a Lazy eye.... :(

    A Crow on
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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    I think he might be kidding dudes!
    My boner for Monroe is no laughing matter, Ms. Mandrews.
    I would do terrible terrible things to her.

    She is still stupidly hot even after all these years

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Zombies Tossed My Salad! wrote: »
    Is it legal to change your name to Dr something? Because I might do it

    I would totally change my first name to Doktor.

    Centipede Damascus on
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I don't know, plain old blowjob footage doesn't really do it for me most of the time

    If it was Marilyn though, maybe that would change

    Grey Ghost on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    You know, I bought her juliemandrews.com

    has she done anything with it?




    noooooooooooooooo
    Not even to post a blog about how she's pregnant with Yul Brynner's baby?

    Callius on
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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    I think he might be kidding dudes!
    My boner for Monroe is no laughing matter, Ms. Mandrews.

    You know, I bought her juliemandrews.com

    has she done anything with it?




    noooooooooooooooo
    I have to think of something brilliant to put up there

    also, y'know, some free time

    World as Myth on
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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i did find a nice half-nude of her in a tub though

    SUPER NSFW NOT EVEN KIDDING
    http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/8809/monroebath3xz6.jpg

    Fallout on
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2008
    A Crow wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    The lazy left eye doesn't help, either.

    I have a Lazy eye.... :(

    Come back when you have your own sex tape.

    Larlar on
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    A CrowA Crow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    GOD DAMNIT

    edit: Though it reminds me, someone called me a white Forest Whittaker once. I was slight flattered and horrified.

    A Crow on
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    HitScanHitScan Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    The lazy left eye doesn't help, either.
    No doubt, because with that she might not see them coming.

    HitScan on
    Unstable like the isotope that resolves the fate of the theoretical cat in the hypothetical crate.
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    Yo momma so fat she got triabetes
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    So I've got some rope if you lot feel like rounding up some torches and pitchforks.

    Jedoc on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I don't know, plain old blowjob footage doesn't really do it for me most of the time

    If it was Marilyn though, maybe that would change
    I'm the opposite.

    Callius on
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited April 2008
    World as Myth wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    World as Myth wrote: »
    I think he might be kidding dudes!
    My boner for Monroe is no laughing matter, Ms. Mandrews.

    You know, I bought her juliemandrews.com

    has she done anything with it?




    noooooooooooooooo
    I have to think of something brilliant to put up there

    also, y'know, some free time

    You could always stick that snowflake-cutting app there in the meantime...for superficial fun!

    Larlar on
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