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It's Raining In My Bathroom
Charles Kinbote
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Guys, we've talked about a lot of things over the years.
Like penises, and wangs, and dongs, and sometimes big ol' vaginas. Sometimes we talk about coffee or that one stupid show with all the stupid people trapped on the island that everyone always talks about.
But we haven't talked about the most important thing:
That's right, showers.
Yeah look at that classy bathroom template.
Mmm that faucet wants it so hard.
What does that shower know that I don't?
Guys, showers are totally sweet. If it weren't for them our idea of clean would still be to fill a trough with water and sit in it until we become raisins. That's such bullshit.
What is your shower routine? Are you just in, shampoo, out? Are you a bar soap or a bodywash kinda guy? Do you wash your conditioner off right away, or get some business done in the meanwhile?
Do you blow your nose in the shower?
And the most important question:
Are you a night-time showerer or a morning showerer?
Seems like almost everyone is a night showerer, but the few times I have tried that, man, it does not work for me. Going to bed is awesome, but my hair turns so flat and awful. What is wrong with me? Do I have cancer?
Dudes:
Showers.
Like penises, and wangs, and dongs, and sometimes big ol' vaginas. Sometimes we talk about coffee or that one stupid show with all the stupid people trapped on the island that everyone always talks about.
But we haven't talked about the most important thing:
That's right, showers.
Yeah look at that classy bathroom template.
Mmm that faucet wants it so hard.
What does that shower know that I don't?
Guys, showers are totally sweet. If it weren't for them our idea of clean would still be to fill a trough with water and sit in it until we become raisins. That's such bullshit.
What is your shower routine? Are you just in, shampoo, out? Are you a bar soap or a bodywash kinda guy? Do you wash your conditioner off right away, or get some business done in the meanwhile?
Do you blow your nose in the shower?
And the most important question:
Are you a night-time showerer or a morning showerer?
Seems like almost everyone is a night showerer, but the few times I have tried that, man, it does not work for me. Going to bed is awesome, but my hair turns so flat and awful. What is wrong with me? Do I have cancer?
Dudes:
Showers.
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this the best you got?
don't make threads for a week.
did bongi make a shower thread?
he totally would
even though i have to wake up at 4am. shower in the morning.
my ex was staying at my house this weekend and he broke my shower
now the mounting bracket thing is snapped and the head is all noodley so I have to shower like I'm a fucking flintstone
stupid ex
see thank you
I don't know what all those assholes are talking about
that shit wakes you up like a slice of bacon upside the ass
Yeeep.
Apparently.
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I know
why is that
and gross
that shit just turns to nasty sticky cooked eggwhites in like no time
that shit just ain't no good at all
would.. would a slice of bacon really wake you up
People think I'm weird for taking them at night.
does furry erotica that takes place in the shower constitute something funny?
what if I replace every sexual act with a different vegetable
go on...
h5
I can't understand people who shower at night for the next day
you are not allowed to make threads for two weeks
what
are you kidding?
booo
I just feel so cleansed.
a tissue just can't handle some things
Way more time passes outside than it seems to in there.
dude I know
it is hard to keep your balance, for one thing
and I don't know about anyone else but my right leg tends to shake when I'm slapping it
Not enough porn in the shower.
Porn shower curtains, and/or porn non-slip things for the tub.
That's what I need.
Or maybe just a hooker.
No.
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orikae someday I am going to put my head against your iron chest and burrow and burrow until I reach that heart of gold
Oh boo yourself
just one? i'd just eat it and fall asleep
it's out of nessessity more often than not
like when you live with a lot of people and there is only so much hot water at any given time
What? Seriously?
Are you a dog? Are you an onanizing labrador?
Sheri from off angle shots from this webcam it looks like you may shower for longer then average. However, this is not bad. In fact what your showers have that others don't is presence. Presence on my computer screen.