It's got some bullshit old person shower attachment. It does not have the level of water pressure I, and everyone under 80, expect from a decent shower. It also has an adjustable head with two settings: weak spray that misses the center of your head, or concentrated spray that actually is acceptable pressure-wise but only sprays in a two-inch radius.
I am all about the morning shower, so a proper level of water pressure is integral to my waking-up experience.
and I don't know about anyone else but my right leg tends to shake when I'm slapping it
What? Seriously?
Are you a dog? Are you an onanizing labrador?
jerkin in a shower is easy shit compared to jerking in a hot bath
i've come very to close to passing out from what i believe to be a heat stroke from jerking it in a hot bath
I have had a single chance to jerk it in a hot bath because I live with my dad and I don't think he wants to be working in the kitchen and hear splash splash splash splash splash splash splashsplashsplashsplashSPLASHSPLASHSPLASHSPLASH sploosh
and I don't know about anyone else but my right leg tends to shake when I'm slapping it
What? Seriously?
Are you a dog? Are you an onanizing labrador?
jerkin in a shower is easy shit compared to jerking in a hot bath
i've come very to close to passing out from what i believe to be a heat stroke from jerking it in a hot bath
I have had a single chance to jerk it in a hot bath because I live with my dad and I don't think he wants to be working in the kitchen and hear splash splash splash splash splash splash splashsplashsplashsplashSPLASHSPLASHSPLASHSPLASH sploosh
but anyway yeah it's pretty rough
does your bathroom open right into the kitchen or something or does your dad just listen by the door as you take baths
and I don't know about anyone else but my right leg tends to shake when I'm slapping it
What? Seriously?
Are you a dog? Are you an onanizing labrador?
jerkin in a shower is easy shit compared to jerking in a hot bath
i've come very to close to passing out from what i believe to be a heat stroke from jerking it in a hot bath
I have had a single chance to jerk it in a hot bath because I live with my dad and I don't think he wants to be working in the kitchen and hear splash splash splash splash splash splash splashsplashsplashsplashSPLASHSPLASHSPLASHSPLASH sploosh
but anyway yeah it's pretty rough
does your bathroom open right into the kitchen or something or does your dad just listen by the door as you take baths
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nonono
upside the ass
It's got some bullshit old person shower attachment. It does not have the level of water pressure I, and everyone under 80, expect from a decent shower. It also has an adjustable head with two settings: weak spray that misses the center of your head, or concentrated spray that actually is acceptable pressure-wise but only sprays in a two-inch radius.
I am all about the morning shower, so a proper level of water pressure is integral to my waking-up experience.
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yeah it makes my arm/leg tired when i jerk it in the shower for some reason
makes it feel like work
i've come very to close to passing out from what i believe to be a heat stroke from jerking it in a hot bath
hey
hey orikae
you're kind of a dumbass
it's true
I have had a single chance to jerk it in a hot bath because I live with my dad and I don't think he wants to be working in the kitchen and hear splash splash splash splash splash splash splashsplashsplashsplashSPLASHSPLASHSPLASHSPLASH sploosh
but anyway yeah it's pretty rough
man but the low-friction thing of jerking while your penis is fully submersed is pretty awesome
like a whole new experience
you're never on aim for me to whisper sweet nothings in your ear
Sorry ladies, I'm taken.
man you do not jerk it in a bath
I should not have to explain why
you dumbshits are that damn weak-willed that you can't just wait
"ooh hey it's a penis let's tug on it so I can sit here and soak in a giant tub full of knucklebaby soup."
I dunno if I would eat assbacon.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
just stick your dick in the drain it's easier
that can be dangerous you know
both.
gahahahaha
but rank it's good for my skin
oh right se++ nvm
your move captain
And I would take long showers.
During which time I would generally wack it.
But I've switched to being an evening shower person as I find it leaves my hair looking healthier and less frizzy in the morning.
Plus I can wack it from the comfort of my couch and shower right after.
Secret Satan
got your name in the Rules thread
aren't you special
but
getting naked is all I know
Bodies in a morgue. They're naked.
No man should have that kind of power.(Twitter)
One time, he pooped in the bath tub.
Dude just picked up his turd, and dropped it in the toilet like it was no big deal.
fuck my life
I
I can't even wack it in the morning
=/
Secret Satan