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[Phalla] Phallastar Phallactica - Game Over: Colonial Fleet Wins!

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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man, it's so weird to be accessing the PA Forums from the lab. Too bad I came back a little too late.

    I'm a little bit weirded out by the Admiral vote myself. Seems... ominous. Let's hope the battle goes smoothly and we get some luck. Really, luck is what we need - that fourth basestar and large Raider count were pretty influential in the damage calculations. ATTACK or DEFEND, so much risk.

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    ArkasArkas Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Alright, I feel a little bit better.

    Apart from all the already-impending death and whatnot.

    Arkas on
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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait, what? Was voting for Trust a bad thing?

    Have I failed on incalculable levels? I think I've missed something.

    FreeAgent on
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    TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    What!!!! You don't Trust me?
    Couldn't resist.

    Trust on
    We Stand Ready
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    ArkasArkas Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    Man, it's so weird to be accessing the PA Forums from the lab. Too bad I came back a little too late.

    I'm a little bit weirded out by the Admiral vote myself. Seems... ominous. Let's hope the battle goes smoothly and we get some luck. Really, luck is what we need - that fourth basestar and large Raider count were pretty influential in the damage calculations. ATTACK or DEFEND, so much risk.

    Worst case scenario, at least there's the fact that close votes pull baddies out of the woodwork and into voting blocks.

    But yeah, I'm worried about your survival. Phallitica seems like a pretty good target, seeing as you'd be taking out a battleship and both network heads.

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Go, ye heroes, go to glory, though, we die in combat gory.
    We shall live in song and story, we go to immortality.

    Go, to glory and the grave!

    FreeAgent on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Arkas wrote: »
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    Man, it's so weird to be accessing the PA Forums from the lab. Too bad I came back a little too late.

    I'm a little bit weirded out by the Admiral vote myself. Seems... ominous. Let's hope the battle goes smoothly and we get some luck. Really, luck is what we need - that fourth basestar and large Raider count were pretty influential in the damage calculations. ATTACK or DEFEND, so much risk.

    Worst case scenario, at least there's the fact that close votes pull baddies out of the woodwork and into voting blocks.

    But yeah, I'm worried about your survival. Phallitica seems like a pretty good target, seeing as you'd be taking out a battleship and both network heads.

    I would think that Colonial 1 would break away from the Phallactica upon it's destruction. So hopefully it's not quite as bad as you would think.

    Trust on
    We Stand Ready
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    Crono729Crono729 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    PK was confirmed from my seering.

    Chrono was confirmed as Myeye used a virus on him that only kills Cylons and he didn't die.

    Doesn't kill but gives an awful case of diarrhea. That's right, you all wanted to know why I was inactive, my terrible secret is out.

    Now if you don't mind I'm going to have a good cry as a result of this latest public humiliation.

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    TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Shitty way to get seered.

    Trust on
    We Stand Ready
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    ArkasArkas Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Making up for missing out on the toilet-death jokes, I see.

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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Well, Bliss did mention how disappointed he was about the lack last time.

    FreeAgent on
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    Ares of KobolAres of Kobol Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Almost done figuring out the results, still need to write a narration.

    Ares of Kobol on
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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    PK was confirmed from my seering.

    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Burnage wrote: »
    PK was confirmed from my seering.

    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    I AM A BABY JESUS REBORN

    precisionk on
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    FreeAgentFreeAgent Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    precisionk wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    PK was confirmed from my seering.

    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    I AM A BABY JESUS REBORN

    As in, there's more than one?

    FreeAgent on
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    ArkasArkas Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Burnage wrote: »
    PK was confirmed from my seering.

    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    Too late!

    Alea iacta est.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    precisionk wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    PK was confirmed from my seering.

    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    I AM A BABY JESUS REBORN

    Please lord, I am afflicted by a bald patch.

    Wildcat on
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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I wonder who is going to die? :D

    I bet it is you!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I wonder who is going to die? :D

    I bet it is you!

    Sabs gained +10 suspicion points!

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man if everyone dies it was totally a coincidence!

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm really scared of this narration...

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hold me.

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    ArkasArkas Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Last time we lost 11 people. Granted, there was what I assume was a suicide-bomb thrown in the mix, but still. 11 last time and we have what, 26 now? Our numbers could nearly be cut in half tonight. Potentially.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm really scared of this narration...

    No

    No

    Stop right there

    Yes Right there

    Don't you ever say that. Ever. You are the president. You are privy to all the secrets of the good side. Showing fear is a giant gut punch to every man and woman who has gone before and who is currently fighting, as it suggests there has been a screw up or something just as bad. As a leader you should never show fear.

    Be optimistic

    Keep our hopes up for the couple of hours it takes for the narration to hit

    Gumpy on
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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Gumpy wrote: »
    I'm really scared of this narration...

    No

    No

    Stop right there

    Yes Right there

    Don't you ever say that. Ever. You are the president. You are privy to all the secrets of the good side. Showing fear is a giant gut punch to every man and woman who has gone before and who is currently fighting, as it suggests there has been a screw up or something just as bad. As a leader you should never show fear.

    Be optimistic

    Keep our hopes up for the couple of hours it takes for the narration to hit

    THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I SHOULD BE THE GRAND ADMIRAL PRESIDENT OF THE COLONIAL FLEET. I SHOW NO FEAR.

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    ArkasArkas Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man, if pk gets Admiral, I'm joining the Cylons. It'd be safer.

    I mean, approaching killer robots bent on human destruction and saying, 'Hey guys, can I hitch a ride?' versus having pk at the helm - no contest.

    Dude's gonna crash us into a planet or something.

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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Arkas wrote: »
    Man, if pk gets Admiral, I'm joining the Cylons. It'd be safer.

    I mean, approaching killer robots bent on human destruction and saying, 'Hey guys, can I hitch a ride?' versus having pk at the helm - no contest.

    Dude's gonna crash us into a planet or something.

    I WIN GAMES AND EAT RAP SNACKS.


    THAT IS ALL I DO.

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Well I'm pretty sure we'll nab a few Cylons tonight.

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    GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Fuck it PK I would actually vote you to be president

    We need pure man at this stage

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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Thats cuts deep Gump.

    iamtheaznman on
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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Gumpy wrote: »
    Fuck it PK I would actually vote you to be president

    We need pure man at this stage

    Pure leadership you say?

    To the non-believers of my awesome leadership powers I present to you:



    PK's Ultimate Traitor Domination Game of Ultimate Dominations Beyond The Planet Kronos VII

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Where PK leads, men die.

    But they die as men, damn it!

    Burnage on
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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    And yet for all that, pk still couldn't bring himself to use a special attack.

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    El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Burnage wrote: »
    Where PK leads, men die.

    But they die as men, damn it!

    ooooOOOOoooooOOO

    Even the women die as men!

    ooooOOOOoooooOOO

    El Skid on
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    PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I bet I know who dies tonight
    Every one of you flesh bags

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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    And yet for all that, pk still couldn't bring himself to use a special attack.

    I AM BEYOND SPECIAL ATTACK AS EVERY ATTACK I HAVE IS DISBURSED AS RAPE.

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I bet I know who dies tonight
    Every one of you flesh bags

    SEE

    FOLLOWING PK BRINGS RAPE AND PAIN ON OUR ENEMIES

    Burnage on
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    precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I bet I know who dies tonight
    Every one of you flesh bags

    CYLON

    precisionk on
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    iamtheaznmaniamtheaznman Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    <3:).

    So who else is a Cylon? Want to just step forth and get it over with, I mean we've killed most of you.

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    PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    precisionk wrote: »
    I bet I know who dies tonight
    Every one of you flesh bags

    CYLON
    Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shores... burning with the fires of Orc.

    PsychoLarry1 on
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