The statue of Taras Shevchenko — a 19th-century artist and poet credited with establishing the modern Ukrainian literary language — was discovered missing on the weekend by two visitors to a 16-acre memorial park in North Oakville. Police believe it could have been stolen anytime between Dec. 15-31.
Seriously, stealing a fucking statue for metals? You'd get the same loot breaking into any plumbing supply warehouse. Hell, you could simply go to one of the myriad hospitals that have been closed and strip them as well. Just take out the rent-a-cop and you're gold.
the library here has this statue of prometheus, and he is diving down to earth and has some fire in his hands, right
some vandals took some cutting torches to it
i was kinda pissed at first when i heard about it, but then i saw what they had actually done. the news only said that it had been vandalised, they didn't give any details
so i went and looked, and what they had done was just cut the fire out of his hands and took that
i laughed my ass off and then was sad because no one else got it
the library here has this statue of prometheus, and he is diving down to earth and has some fire in his hands, right
some vandals took some cutting torches to it
i was kinda pissed at first when i heard about it, but then i saw what they had actually done. the news only said that it had been vandalised, they didn't give any details
so i went and looked, and what they had done was just cut the fire out of his hands and took that
i laughed my ass off and then was sad because no one else got it
the library here has this statue of prometheus, and he is diving down to earth and has some fire in his hands, right
some vandals took some cutting torches to it
i was kinda pissed at first when i heard about it, but then i saw what they had actually done. the news only said that it had been vandalised, they didn't give any details
so i went and looked, and what they had done was just cut the fire out of his hands and took that
i laughed my ass off and then was sad because no one else got it
that is the best story
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The house I lived in last year got broken into by a bum who tried pulling down all of our pipes in the basement for presumably for the copper. I came home from work to see one of my roommates chase him down the street and then went downstairs to see the water still running and flooding the basement.
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the statue is currently on a waiting list for having a new body attached
is it me you're looking for
oh uh
no
no i don't think so
'cos I wonder where you are.
well who looks at statues
I mean honestly
16 days
that's a long time for a landmark to go missing
I do. I mean, I live in fucking Ottawa, there's statues everywhere downtown.
Me too.
That would be a statue worth nicking.
And I wonder what you do
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Are you somewhere, feeling lonely?
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I heard her pray the night Chicago died
some vandals took some cutting torches to it
i was kinda pissed at first when i heard about it, but then i saw what they had actually done. the news only said that it had been vandalised, they didn't give any details
so i went and looked, and what they had done was just cut the fire out of his hands and took that
i laughed my ass off and then was sad because no one else got it
That fucking mess took forever to clean up.
Clever indeed.
It's cool, I'm not jealous.
Cad.
We must prepare for the coming viagrabot revolution!
Stiff Opposition.
We must take a hard line against them
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I'll attack from behind.
They don't like it up 'em.
Just don't go off too early.
It doesn't make a bit of difference, guys. The balls are inert.
good times
You didn't get that off the top of head your head?
Fucking heathen.
Sorry, I took classes with professor Sam Raimi.
No one's going to make off with the war memorial.
and yes, there are many stupid canadians.
it was probably just a practical joke