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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Qorzm wrote:
    Knob wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    doesn't small blind go first?

    let me ask poker champion phil hellmuth

    I am the Jack Nicklaus of poker, the Tiger Woods of poker, the Mozart of poker.
    get the fuck out

    This guy probably can’t even spell poker
    is that a challenge

    edit; offlined

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    itt raneydoo is racist

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2007
    oh man phil hellmuth

    hey phil hellmuth i got two pair is that pretty good

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    itt raneydoo is racist

    iit raneydoo tells it like it is

    snap snap

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    Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It's 4:30 here on the east coast

    I'm going to bed

    Night guys

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2007
    it is not racist to tell a lady with a moustache that she has a moustache

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    SEEEEEEEEE


    Knob gets it

    dude

    your money's in this bag


    and I really need to

    1) poo
    2) smoke
    3) sleep



    night dudes

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Wikipedia wrote:
    In the original version of this thread, Knob created an Official SE++ Baccarat Tournament. However, given Poker's current status as a pop culture fad, Knob instead decided to change the tournament to Poker, to give the thread a wider appeal to the mainstream forumer audience.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2007
    i tried to play baccarat a couple times

    that shit is complicated

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    and i am now the champion

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i was going to originally make that post with the Wikipedia alt kovak made but i didn't know if knob would've been cool with that

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    Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited January 2007
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    FOOT SWEATERS
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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    That is excellent

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    Daniel NegreanuDaniel Negreanu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    You fucks are a disgrace to the game.. If Scotty Nguyen was here he would rip your heads off and shit down your throats..

    Oh and knob I would fold the hand

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    sock that was excellent

    "nobody here but us placentas"

    oh man

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    AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    If Scotty Nguyen were here, he would talk completely unintelligibly in a drunken stupor.

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    Phil HellmuthPhil Hellmuth Registered User new member
    edited January 2007
    You fucks are a disgrace to the game.. If Scotty Nguyen was here he would rip your heads off and shit down your throats..

    Oh and knob I would fold the hand

    Yeah, that sounds about right. Bad advice from a bad player.

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    Daniel NegreanuDaniel Negreanu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Every second word is "baby" with that fucker..

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    You fucks are a disgrace to the game.. If Scotty Nguyen was here he would rip your heads off and shit down your throats..

    Oh and knob I would fold the hand

    Yeah, that sounds about right. Bad advice from a bad player.

    uh oh

    it starts

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    Daniel NegreanuDaniel Negreanu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    You fucks are a disgrace to the game.. If Scotty Nguyen was here he would rip your heads off and shit down your throats..

    Oh and knob I would fold the hand

    Yeah, that sounds about right. Bad advice from a bad player.

    Your winnings to date: $4,765,894

    My winnings to date: $9,500,000

    GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY POKER ROOM

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    my thread is so much better

    by better I mean less popular thus gaining indie cred

    by indie cred I mean probably it's locked by now

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    Phil HellmuthPhil Hellmuth Registered User new member
    edited January 2007
    I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the jingle of my 10 WSOP bracelets.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Butler wrote:
    my thread is so much better

    by better I mean less popular thus gaining indie cred

    by indie cred I mean probably it's locked by now

    by locked by now you mean i just posted in it

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    Daniel NegreanuDaniel Negreanu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    If I could just give you a bit of advice from my book "Daniel Negreanu's Power Hold'em Strategy".

    "When you make heads up on a final table against a short chipped amature. Try not to underestimate your opponent by saying that if they win you will shave your hair off.. We call people who do that in the industry "Cockheads"

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2007
    If I could just give you a bit of advice from my book "Daniel Negreanu's Power Hold'em Strategy".

    "When you make heads up on a final table against a short chipped amature. Try not to underestimate your opponent by saying that if they win you will shave your hair off.. We call people who do that in the industry "Cockheads"

    Oh man

    that's cold

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    AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    this here

    pretty dumb

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2007
    AWIY wrote:
    this here

    pretty dumb

    why don't you cry about it

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    PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    cockle cockle cockle

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    alright i'm all in

    teehee
    Is that what you say when you put a banana into some old lady's grocery bag?

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    AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    well I am, but you can't see because we are on the internet

    would you like me to narrate?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2007
    okay cry harder

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    Butler wrote:
    my thread is so much better

    by better I mean less popular thus gaining indie cred

    by indie cred I mean probably it's locked by now

    by locked by now you mean i just posted in it

    By locked I mea

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Butler wrote:
    my thread is so much better

    by better I mean less popular thus gaining indie cred

    by indie cred I mean probably it's locked by now
    Indie cred is where it's at.

    Dynagrip on
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    AWIYAWIY Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    the tears they are obscuring the monitor oh gof

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    Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I love this thread so much.

    Not just because i'm playing WSOP TOC Edition either.

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    bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Guys, I watched the football poker series yesterday.

    it features 2 professional poker players and one amateur-poker-but- soccer-legends per country.

    the match was USA vs Wales. Wales had that chubby keeper as their soccer legend. he ended up by himself versus the entire USA team.

    He then proceeds to kncok both professional USA players out of the game with some unholy lucky shots (like when he calls on the all-in of the American captain and wins with a straight on the river against three of a kind on the flop)

    he then has like 500.000 chips and the American soccer guy has about 160.000. He lost it all in three hands.


    It was the most insane game of poker I have ever seen.

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