Alright guys, I need to make some scratch, like super fast. In short, I need like $1500 approximately yesterday, or shit is going down*. Give me your ideas, SE++.
How do you make money fast?
Got some crazy thing you want me to do and post a video of on the internet for $20?
got some hidden secret money making scheme you keep hidden from the world? let's get me in on that.
*dramatization
Seriously though, do you guys ever find yourselves in a bind? What crazy things have you done to bail yourself out?
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If that fails, I'm going to suck off some hobos.
9:30
I ain't got no car fool, I ride me a bicycle. It's not really as dire as I made that sound.
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become a guinea pig for a pharmaceutical company
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If anyone here knows how to get a gig like this, I'd love to know.
I read an article about it in some magazine once
they made it sound fairly easy
How would this be profitable?
Hobo's pay top dollar for a good suck.
is your bicycle worth $1,500?
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Steam
Also I have no idea.
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YOU'RE A SECRET
Both of these.
Anyone ever donate sperm? How weird is that? I have some pretty good genes, and I hear you can make some decent scratch that way.
Also, I need to find some drug/sleep/smokers studies to participate in.
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TO EVERYBODY
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I think my brain just ate itself trying to puzzle out that picture.
Yes, yes it will.
It will win every Academy award, and cure cancer.
Or you can suck some dick. I hear park benches and public restrooms are where the action is.
What if I told you I was the one dressed like Colonel Sanders?
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At least there was a guy here that did that and probably cleaned up.
I'd strangle you with my intestines
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As if people who are doing that sorta thing care.
plus I smoke cigarettes.
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Or steal a TV.
goddamnit now I want one
I just installed some RAM for a guy, took me 10 minutes total and I made $20 off of it.