A few days ago, a friend of mine said "Hey, guess how many fingers I'm holding up behind my back."
"Four," I said.
"Nope, it's three," he replied and showed me his hand.
I guess that makes me a liar.
No, because you were guessing. If you said "I can see your hand and I know for a fact that you're holding up four fingers", you would be lying, and frankly, that would be pretty silly.
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Hey guys, I'm the Secretary General of the Model UN!
Fencingsax is the attorney General, but there is no such position in the UN.
He has to give me a cookie, because I control millions of soldiers wearing funny blue helmets.
A few days ago, a friend of mine said "Hey, guess how many fingers I'm holding up behind my back."
"Four," I said.
"Nope, it's three," he replied and showed me his hand.
I guess that makes me a liar.
No, because you were guessing. If you said "I can see your hand and I know for a fact that you're holding up four fingers", you would be lying, and frankly, that would be pretty silly.
A few days ago, a friend of mine said "Hey, guess how many fingers I'm holding up behind my back."
"Four," I said.
"Nope, it's three," he replied and showed me his hand.
I guess that makes me a liar.
No, because you were guessing. If you said "I can see your hand and I know for a fact that you're holding up four fingers", you would be lying, and frankly, that would be pretty silly.
Okay, so if I say "You're lying about your past, Church," then what does that make me?
If on a checklist of things I need to bring on my trip, two of the things it says are:
Daypack
and
Traveling Backpack
What's what, and what's different, and what one do I actually have already?
A traveling backpack is your home away from home. In it you put your tent, sleeping bag, clothes, food etc.
Daypack is the smaller backpack you will be using if say, your staying a couple nights somewhere and don't want to drag your heavy traveling backpack but still need water/maps/whatever to keep you going for the day till you return to where ever you left your traveling backpack.
Personally when I traveled I was a friggin turtle, my traveling backpack almost never left by sight/back. I knew going in that I would not be ditching my traveling backpack anywhere so I didn't bother with a daypack.
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AlectharAlan ShoreWe're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered Userregular
Uhh I'm going to Guatemala for a month doing volunteer stuff
Don't ask why
I felt like it
Well, daypack has always meant to me a small hiking backpack. Something to hold a day's worth of supplies, like the name implies.
I guess by "travelling backpack" they mean something smaller to take on the plane with you. I guess that one pack could serve both functions.
What are you going to be doing in Guatemala?
Presumably acting as a drug mule after contracting the yellow fever.
No yellow fever there! Typhoid, maybe, but I am vaccinated...
TB.... that could always happen
I didn't get a rabies vaccine but hopefully I don't go talkin to no animals
I am like, workin with NGO's, local organizations and local social entrepreneurs
learnin more spanish
helpin rural people with creatin businesses so they ain't poor as shit anymore
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If on a checklist of things I need to bring on my trip, two of the things it says are:
Daypack
and
Traveling Backpack
What's what, and what's different, and what one do I actually have already?
A traveling backpack is your home away from home. In it you put your tent, sleeping bag, clothes, food etc.
Daypack is the smaller backpack you will be using if say, your staying a couple nights somewhere and don't want to drag your heavy traveling backpack but still need water/maps/whatever to keep you going for the day till you return to where ever you left your traveling backpack.
Personally when I traveled I was a friggin turtle, my traveling backpack almost never left by sight/back. I knew going in that I would not be ditching my traveling backpack anywhere so I didn't bother with a daypack.
A few days ago, a friend of mine said "Hey, guess how many fingers I'm holding up behind my back."
"Four," I said.
"Nope, it's three," he replied and showed me his hand.
I guess that makes me a liar.
No, because you were guessing. If you said "I can see your hand and I know for a fact that you're holding up four fingers", you would be lying, and frankly, that would be pretty silly.
Okay, so if I say "You're lying about your past, Church," then what does that make me?
That makes you a liar. Unless you're trying to say you simply don't believe me, in which case it just makes you a dolt.
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That's grunge, I think.
"Four," I said.
"Nope, it's three," he replied and showed me his hand.
I guess that makes me a liar.
No offense meant, of course.
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So... we're all in agreement.
Well, daypack has always meant to me a small hiking backpack. Something to hold a day's worth of supplies, like the name implies.
I guess by "travelling backpack" they mean something smaller to take on the plane with you. I guess that one pack could serve both functions.
What are you going to be doing in Guatemala?
Presumably acting as a drug mule after contracting the yellow fever.
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It would have been okay if only I'd said "I think it's four" instead of implying that it actually was four.
Now I have to go to confession and shit.
I know this one! "Which door would the other guard say is safe?"
That's right, I think...
No, because you were guessing. If you said "I can see your hand and I know for a fact that you're holding up four fingers", you would be lying, and frankly, that would be pretty silly.
win++
Even Gim?
The key is to not take anything here too seriously.
Fuck, you're right.
That's a relief!
Fencingsax is the attorney General, but there is no such position in the UN.
He has to give me a cookie, because I control millions of soldiers wearing funny blue helmets.
Also I bathe so I don't really fit in there.
i'm guessing that you're a liar.
Fuck, this CRT is killing my eyes.
Okay, so if I say "You're lying about your past, Church," then what does that make me?
Instead of doing that trainwreck, lets talk about Ida Maria and the important message in her (their?) single.
I think you're confusing grunge with metalheads, now.
A traveling backpack is your home away from home. In it you put your tent, sleeping bag, clothes, food etc.
Daypack is the smaller backpack you will be using if say, your staying a couple nights somewhere and don't want to drag your heavy traveling backpack but still need water/maps/whatever to keep you going for the day till you return to where ever you left your traveling backpack.
Personally when I traveled I was a friggin turtle, my traveling backpack almost never left by sight/back. I knew going in that I would not be ditching my traveling backpack anywhere so I didn't bother with a daypack.
I am so threatening you with my poorly secured nuclear arsenal, Fencingsax.
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Swearing is a sin.
No yellow fever there! Typhoid, maybe, but I am vaccinated...
TB.... that could always happen
I didn't get a rabies vaccine but hopefully I don't go talkin to no animals
I am like, workin with NGO's, local organizations and local social entrepreneurs
learnin more spanish
helpin rural people with creatin businesses so they ain't poor as shit anymore
Did it occur to you to shut the hell up?
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True.
I don't wear Cons, or Airwalks (do they still make those?), so not grunge. My hair is not long, so not metalheads.
What is an example?
That makes you a liar. Unless you're trying to say you simply don't believe me, in which case it just makes you a dolt.
Hehe
e: in regard to Church being a liar.