Dear guy at Chipotle: I asked for a little guac. A little. Thanks so much for spooning on 2 pounds of it and ruining my burrito.
Sounds like me and mayonaise when I worked at JiB if a hot girl came in I always made sure to slather her sandwich with delicious manaise.
NOICE
It's also the reason I never ask for extra mayo. I know what that means.
I've heard this exchange like 50 times so I can't tell how funny it actually is anymore but one time my uncle and his friend went in to a dunkin donuts and...
Uncle's Friend: I'll take a man butter donut
Dunkin Donuts Guy: I don't know what that means...
Uncle's Friend: yeah ya do.
Dear guy at Chipotle: I asked for a little guac. A little. Thanks so much for spooning on 2 pounds of it and ruining my burrito.
Sounds like me and mayonaise when I worked at JiB if a hot girl came in I always made sure to slather her sandwich with delicious manaise.
NOICE
It's also the reason I never ask for extra mayo. I know what that means.
I've heard this exchange like 50 times so I can't tell how funny it actually is anymore but one time my uncle and his friend went in to a dunkin donuts and...
Uncle's Friend: I'll take a man butter donut
Dunkin Donuts Guy: I don't know what that means...
Uncle's Friend: yeah ya do.
Dear guy at Chipotle: I asked for a little guac. A little. Thanks so much for spooning on 2 pounds of it and ruining my burrito.
Sounds like me and mayonaise when I worked at JiB if a hot girl came in I always made sure to slather her sandwich with delicious manaise.
NOICE
It's also the reason I never ask for extra mayo. I know what that means.
You must be a pretty fast draw if you can dish up the mayo that fast :P Is there some sort of speed test you have to pass before being allowed to work in the kitchen?
Also, I swear reading the stupid driver's handbook to study for the test made me dumber and a worse driver. Something about having the dumbest common sense things being spelled out painfully fried my brain. "Never turn left down a one-way street if the traffic is going to the right!" Really? I'm glad you told me because I just thought that "one-way" meant you only go forwards, not back.
No, I went to one of the better schools in Georgia and it was like that. You most certainly can make judgments. Stupid people ruin fucking everything (this is lesson #1 from The End of Fath).
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if I ever see you again you'll probably actually meet him for longer than 5 minutes. he's an absolute psycho but he's completely harmless .
drug addled, I guess, and has so little responsibility since he's like, our age, that I think his brain has just deteriorated beyond repair.
You must be a pretty fast draw if you can dish up the mayo that fast :P Is there some sort of speed test you have to pass before being allowed to work in the kitchen?
Also, I swear reading the stupid driver's handbook to study for the test made me dumber and a worse driver. Something about having the dumbest common sense things being spelled out painfully fried my brain. "Never turn left down a one-way street if the traffic is going to the right!" Really? I'm glad you told me because I just thought that "one-way" meant you only go forwards, not back.
Fastest hands in the west I can switch hands without missing a stroke. No it usually means they load the bun with so much sauce your first bite will end up all over your shirt.
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
There was a guy sitting outside the DMV talking to all the people waiting in line. He was like "They're gonna take away your ID like they did mine! It's your ID, man!" And it occurred to me that the nice thing about real-life is that it's a lot easier to tell when someone's crazy because you can see it.
They are both on renewable energy. Prop 7 is a push to increase the renewable energy mandate -- which would be good, but the Reps, Dems and enviro groups are all against it, saying it's well-intentioned and poorly-worded enough to do more harm than good.
Prop 10 is a way for California to give money to T. Boone Pickens, the Texas oil tycoon.
Interesting way to put it :P
Do you know when the ballots are finalized?
Hmm. I don't know what you mean. I think we've got all the propositions we're going to get already.
Incidentally, you can read analysis of the props here from the non-partisan Legislative Analyst's Office.
There was a guy sitting outside the DMV talking to all the people waiting in line. He was like "They're gonna take away your ID like they did mine! It's your ID, man!" And it occurred to me that the nice thing about real-life is that it's a lot easier to tell when someone's crazy because you can see it.
That's not true, Irene. One need only look at politics to see that.
The Genius mode is annoying, especially when half your songs aren't recognized...
Hmm. I am setting it up now. I am a little nervous about sending all this information to Apple (?)
Also, grid view made me realize I need to fill in Album Name for a huge number of songs. That is going to suck.
yeah, I love knowing all my info is set for my shit. It caused me to limit what I have cause I don't just grab random shit anymore, but everything is nice and orderly. overly orderly.
... some kid just stood up and told the class to shut up. I hate kids like that.
This is a university/college, right? If the rest of the class is being loud for no goddamn reason he should be able to tell everyone to fuck off because he's paying for his time there.
... some kid just stood up and told the class to shut up. I hate kids like that.
I did this in my inaugural session of Introduction to Film. This girl was giving an unwarranted and off-topic verbal dissertation on the difference between "sound" and "noise" in film. I stood up and started going at it with her, but once I realized she was deaf to reason it culminated in my making animal noises and pointedly asking if they were sound, or if they were noise.
Ruff ruff rrrgrorrr ruff! Sound or noise and do you like the sound of it, bitch?
I like to think of it as asserting my dominance over the class.
You should be able to assign an arbitrary number of artists to a song.
That would make the spreadsheet view a little complicated. What I do is put the conductor or the soloist as the artist, and put other stuff like the orchestra and the singers in the comments section. You can only sort, anyway, and having multiple artist fields really only help for searchable databases, I think.
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I've heard this exchange like 50 times so I can't tell how funny it actually is anymore but one time my uncle and his friend went in to a dunkin donuts and...
Uncle's Friend: I'll take a man butter donut
Dunkin Donuts Guy: I don't know what that means...
Uncle's Friend: yeah ya do.
what means this?
hahahahaha
"yeah ya do"
your uncle is awesome
edit: and apparently so is his friend.
You must be a pretty fast draw if you can dish up the mayo that fast :P Is there some sort of speed test you have to pass before being allowed to work in the kitchen?
Also, I swear reading the stupid driver's handbook to study for the test made me dumber and a worse driver. Something about having the dumbest common sense things being spelled out painfully fried my brain. "Never turn left down a one-way street if the traffic is going to the right!" Really? I'm glad you told me because I just thought that "one-way" meant you only go forwards, not back.
drug addled, I guess, and has so little responsibility since he's like, our age, that I think his brain has just deteriorated beyond repair.
edit - this was at Mike.
also, thanks for explaining :P
Fastest hands in the west I can switch hands without missing a stroke. No it usually means they load the bun with so much sauce your first bite will end up all over your shirt.
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Hah! A fart joke!
But reading through that goddamn "computer build" thread in the tech forum is making my head spin.
Hmm. I don't know what you mean. I think we've got all the propositions we're going to get already.
Incidentally, you can read analysis of the props here from the non-partisan Legislative Analyst's Office.
The thread is terribly disorganized.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
one kid in my math class keeps making fart noises and yelling "smoke weed every day". I'm entertained.
Jerry Garcia lives in your butt? You must have a huge ass.
That's not true, Irene. One need only look at politics to see that.
Well I know the Grateful Dead live in a lot of ass's I mean their music had to have a good reason for being utter shit.
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I'm very excited about this.
... some kid just stood up and told the class to shut up. I hate kids like that.
Not if you consider the fact that Garcia was cremated.
I'm not really into them but this is something you probably shouldn't say. they have many fans, and some are rabid fans.
though I doubt we have any around these parts.
The Genius mode is annoying, especially when half your songs aren't recognized...
My farts sound like tarred-lung coughs and bluesy guitar on shitty amps.
Is Artist its own database table yet?
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
what does that mean?
Hmm. I am setting it up now. I am a little nervous about sending all this information to Apple (?)
Also, grid view made me realize I need to fill in Album Name for a huge number of songs. That is going to suck.
Not really afraid of Dead fans, I mean they are like Phish fans only older and more burned out because of drug use.
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yeah, I love knowing all my info is set for my shit. It caused me to limit what I have cause I don't just grab random shit anymore, but everything is nice and orderly. overly orderly.
but what are you gonna do when they come to your house and make you smoke put and trip with them?
Phish can go rot in a fucking cellar, though. They're basically like the Dead but less interesting.
Point them to my video games, its what the stoners do man.
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You should be able to assign an arbitrary number of artists to a song.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
This is a university/college, right? If the rest of the class is being loud for no goddamn reason he should be able to tell everyone to fuck off because he's paying for his time there.
Ruff ruff rrrgrorrr ruff! Sound or noise and do you like the sound of it, bitch?
I like to think of it as asserting my dominance over the class.
Is this a euphamism for :winky:?
Please tell me it's a euphamism for :winky:
That would make the spreadsheet view a little complicated. What I do is put the conductor or the soloist as the artist, and put other stuff like the orchestra and the singers in the comments section. You can only sort, anyway, and having multiple artist fields really only help for searchable databases, I think.
fortunately, I frequently use the "clean up my physical files" tool, so I was able to just add the one root directory and get it all back
regardless, I'll not be upgrading again