Hey all, im usually a lurker and haved dabbled in some of the forums, but this is my first post in Artist's Corner. So yeah, comence the hazing and what-not.
The reason for this post is I would like some help designing some in house advertisement for my family's tavern. As some of you may know, Paris Hilton recently spent New Years in Sydney, on behest of a the owner of an Australian brewery releasing a new beer called Bondi Blonde. We have recently adopted this beer into our range, and I thought a bit of advertisement would not go amiss. What I wish to do is create a bar-talker, A4 or smaller, featuring Paris Hilton to try and spark some interest in the product, and some impulse buying from the hype from the release involving Miss Hilton.
Now, when *I* think of Paris, at least a small portion of my mind thinks of her infamous 'movie' and im sure a large amount of the male beer drinking population may do so too.... So, for the ad I was thinking a still from that video of some wang in mouth action, photo-shopping out the wang, and putting in a picture of a bottle of Bondi Blonde. Then some text saying 'Bondi Blonde, Paris Approves!' or something along those lines. The image hopefully woud turn out to be completly innocuous (spelt right?) with no nudity of anykind, but be a bit of tongue in cheek humor, which i have seen works quite well for advertising.
Now, I guess the problem is, after several hours trawling the intar-nodes looking for a suitable, free, source image, i have failed to find anything of quality high enough to use. So, if anyone can point out a site to me, I'd be grateful.
Im also looking for some critisim on the actual idea, and if anyone has something they think might work better, that would be rad too!
Im passable at photoshop, and posess an okay tablet, if that is of any use.
Also, can anyone think of any possible legal ramifications of this? Its just some small in-house advertisement, can I be fined right up? Or just hit with a cease and desist?
Any help would be right on, and well, if im doing anything wrong against the rules here (i did read them), please just tell me, and I will alter my post.
*fakeedit* Sorry, im a comma whore.