If Malkor dies as a villager, we should look at the people who jumped on my bandwagon. It'd be stupid to kill someone for having a bad idea (especially since I didn't see anyone else presenting any).
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The trenchcoat, known as Kagera, followed his mark around the compound, watching every passing gangster and analyzing the threat they posed. Suddenly, he heard shouting, and saw AngelHedgie dragging Speedyswaf by the collar toward a car. Kagera jogged up to see what was going on, but before he could get there, the hitman shot his victim in the face. Kagera reached for his own weapon and pointed it at the unconcerned murderer, who reached into Speedyswaf's jacket and removed the Macaroni patch. He displayed it to the bodyguard, then tossed the corpse into the car and left the compound to dump the body into the river.
Kagera started to turn around when a garrote was thrown over his head and tightened across his windpipe. Spots swam in front of his eyes as he kicked against his assailant, but the assassin was too strong. "Suck up" the killer whispered in his ear as Kagera slowly stopped fighting and his body was unceremoniously dropped on the ground. Unfortunately, JPants was patrolling the garden and spotted the corpse. He rushed up, not seeing the assailant until too late. Malkor threw the noose over her second target's head and reigned in, choking the man to death with ease. She congratulated herself as she wandered to the other side of the building, only to see the remaining members of the family, led by AngelHedgie, awaiting her. With guns drawn.
"Hey guys what's--"
The hitman's skill with a knife meant the final Macaroni thug was dead before she hit the ground. He turned to the heirs to the Parmesana throne, Rent and TheLawinator, and flashed a grim smile.
You are also...the “Private Detective.” You’ve been on Parmesana’s payroll as a private eye for almost five years, but he’s never asked you to investigate anything. No, he just has you stand near certain family members. And you know what? None of those family members have ever been injured on your watch. Once per night you can choose to guard someone from non-vote kills. PM your target to stormwind before vote close.
Win Condition: Survive and eliminate all the rivals (baddies).
…Don Parmesana’s personal house painter. You know, Parmesana says “Huey hasn’t been paying his protection money lately.” So you waltz on over to his place and Huey helps you paint the walls. Red. You get one vigilante kill per night, and this must be pm’ed to stormwind before voting closes. The latest pm’ed order in a day is the one that counts.
Win Condition: Survive and eliminate all the rivals.
Seer
…Don Parmesana’s bookkeeper. Not only do you have the records of the family’s finance, you also have the extensive files that Parmesana had you keep on his goons. So, by sending a PM to stormwind, you may investigate the history of one member of the Spaghetti Family Business and discover what their true role is. The latest pm sent before vote close is the only one that counts.
Win Condition: Survive and eliminate all the rivals (baddies).
Baddie
…an elite agent of a rival family here in Chicago. You serve the Macaroni Family, and have your whole life. For the past several years you have worked your way up the ladder in the Spaghetti family, and now the time is ripe to eliminate this thorn in the side of the clearly superior crime syndicate. As a group, you can discuss your kill order, but the last pm stormwind receives before vote close is the order that will take effect, so if you choose to go rogue, feel free.
Win Condition: Tie numerically with the remaining good guys
Front Man
…the Front Man, Parmesana’s favorite con artist and dealer. You have always been quite skilled at turning people to see your point of view. As such, you can convince someone to cancel their vote, or have anyone’s vote count double, including yourself. PM stormwind whose vote you are altering, and whether you want to veto it or double it.
Win Condition: Survive and eliminate all the rivals (baddies).
Guardian
…the “Private Detective.” You’ve been on Parmesana’s payroll as a private eye for almost five years, but he’s never asked you to investigate anything. No, he just has you stand near certain family members. And you know what? None of those family members have ever been injured on your watch. Once per night you can choose to guard someone from non-vote kills. PM your target to stormwind before vote close. Win Condition: Survive and eliminate all the rivals (baddies).
Prostitute
…the Prostitute. Glorious, right? Well, with your femininely wiles and skills, your target loses their special ability for the night, although you don’t recognize what that ability is. Of course, their vote still counts. PM your quarry to stormwind before vote close.
Win Condition: Survive and eliminate all the rivals (baddies).
Masons
…heir to the Parmesana fortune, one of the Don’s two sons. You and your brother, , were always told: don’t trust anyone. Seems the old man didn’t take his own advice. Maybe you can show him how it’s done, now that he’s eating the big cannoli in the sky.
Win Condition: Survive and eliminate all the rivals (baddies).
You know it seems like Rent and Law should have been fighting each other for the top spot as well.
Because let's face it, sharing power is for lamers.
I considered this, but decided it would be awkward to make it a win condition.
From a narration stand point, if one of them had died to the vote or vig or rival kill, I would have the other son be smug about it.
Okay, I was the vigilante. And I can't believe how fucking accurate I was this game. Seriously, I was shooting mostly blind.
Day 1, Jokerman tried to put the bandwagon on me. So I decided that I'd relieve him of his burden of breathing. To be honest, I thought I fucked myself over with this move, as much of a shot in the dark as it was, as I would have thought the baddies would have put two and two together and put me to the top of their hit list...with a bullet.
Day 1 kill PM:
I'm thinking that Jokerman needs to be shown how a Sicilian necktie would look on him.
Wanting my Day 2 kill to be a parthian shot, I reviewed the voting on day 1, and of all the votes, I found Speedyswaf's to be the most suspicious. So I decided that he needed to take up residence next to Jimmy Hoffa.
Day 2 kill PM:
(tosses a fish wrapped in newspaper on your lap)
That's to let you know that SpeedySwaf sleeps with the fishes.
So, this was pure fucking blind luck.
Also, I have never, EVER been a vanillager in ANY phalla I've been in. Seriously. Five games, five specials.
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BTW RENT IS MY MASON BUDDY!
at least it wouldn't have mattered.
OH NOES NOW THEY KNOWS OUR SEKRITS LAW
Kagera started to turn around when a garrote was thrown over his head and tightened across his windpipe. Spots swam in front of his eyes as he kicked against his assailant, but the assassin was too strong. "Suck up" the killer whispered in his ear as Kagera slowly stopped fighting and his body was unceremoniously dropped on the ground. Unfortunately, JPants was patrolling the garden and spotted the corpse. He rushed up, not seeing the assailant until too late. Malkor threw the noose over her second target's head and reigned in, choking the man to death with ease. She congratulated herself as she wandered to the other side of the building, only to see the remaining members of the family, led by AngelHedgie, awaiting her. With guns drawn.
"Hey guys what's--"
The hitman's skill with a knife meant the final Macaroni thug was dead before she hit the ground. He turned to the heirs to the Parmesana throne, Rent and TheLawinator, and flashed a grim smile.
Dead:
Speedyswaf Rival
Kagera Guardian
JPants Vanillager
Malkor Rival
And I didn't choose Medo to start a bandwagon, that truly was RNG.
Seriously...one non special dies out of eight kills?
That's insane.
not that crazy with 15 people
Mostly I'm annoyed cuz my first phalla ended on day two.
Never seen anything earlier than day six.
I almost put a note in your role pm saying I'm not sexist.
I RNG'ed the roles.
It was probably just fate giving you a hint at your destined career.
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Hehe. That's pretty funny then.
The credit is mine. :P
That was complete fucking luck.
Eh. I will be taking credit for this win in my mind.
Win Condition: Survive and eliminate all the rivals.
Seer
Win Condition: Survive and eliminate all the rivals (baddies).
Baddie
Win Condition: Tie numerically with the remaining good guys
Front Man
Win Condition: Survive and eliminate all the rivals (baddies).
Guardian
Prostitute
Win Condition: Survive and eliminate all the rivals (baddies).
Masons
Win Condition: Survive and eliminate all the rivals (baddies).
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Oh well, obviously it didn't affect the game too much.
Because let's face it, sharing power is for lamers.
EDIT: LAW YOU SNIPING BASTARD
I considered this, but decided it would be awkward to make it a win condition.
From a narration stand point, if one of them had died to the vote or vig or rival kill, I would have the other son be smug about it.
Day 1, Jokerman tried to put the bandwagon on me. So I decided that I'd relieve him of his burden of breathing. To be honest, I thought I fucked myself over with this move, as much of a shot in the dark as it was, as I would have thought the baddies would have put two and two together and put me to the top of their hit list...with a bullet.
Day 1 kill PM:
Day 2 kill PM:
That's to let you know that SpeedySwaf sleeps with the fishes.
So, this was pure fucking blind luck.
Also, I have never, EVER been a vanillager in ANY phalla I've been in. Seriously. Five games, five specials.
Your vote in Day 1 made you look suspicious to me. So I decided that you needed some nice concrete shoes.
I totally seduced you though
pay up