yo they better send me a paycheck after the first week, and not the second, because there's a Taco Bell 20 blocks away or so and I am already sick of beans and pasghetti and want something double-A+ 'wful
my jobs have usually been 3 or 4 weeks before giving me my first paycheck, unless i've worked at the institution previously
whaaaat
both my previous jobs waited two weeks, and then paid me weekly thenceforth
3-4 weeks would be ... weird
I'd need to rely on free food from the second week or so in
Most jobs I've had have paid every two weeks, roughly one week after the pay period ended. So if you began at the beginning of the pay period you would get your first paycheck three weeks later.
That's... that's a little far, even for an obsessed crazy like me.
I'd be willing to try it. My internet at home is very good. If you no likey, you can no contest and come back here and tell me 'ha ha u sux' and what not.
I was responding to Ronaldo there, I know you didn't say that.
The whole "Golden Age" myth is a recurring phenomenon throughout human history; it's part of who we are. For some reason we have this bizarre inborn need to view the past through rose-colored lenses, which has a really bad habit of skewing our perspective with regard to progress.
Ah.
Well then. I agree!
In my defense to saying 'stupid' - I live in Ohio ...
I think everybody prefers in person, but I am not driving six hours to get my ass beat by you.
I think my dog is shaking with adrenaline or rage?
He was pacing all around, growling, and then he finally barked and I yelled at him. So he stopped barking and now he is standing here silently shaking.
Granted, many scholars theorize most lesbians are just faking and can be broken of their man-hating habits by a variety of simple procedures, most common of which is the standard "deep dicking", however such matters are still heavily debated.
This may be the most brilliant statement ever.
That's an intellectualism that most rednecks can get behind.
And on top of.
And bound up in one of those Chinese swing thingies.
I don't think lesbians are faking, I mean true most lesbians still love a dick inside of them, they just don't the man to come with it, and that is why there ar such things as dildos and vibrators, and your god given hands.
I think my dog is shaking with adrenaline or rage?
He was pacing all around, growling, and then he finally barked and I yelled at him. So he stopped barking and now he is standing here silently shaking.
engage her in wild and viscous acts of animalistic fucking
I'm not sure, but I don't think that's the word he wanted...
I dunno, I'm always concerned about the Reynolds number when it comes to sex. You wouldn't want turbulent flow would you?
My flow is always hells of turbulent.
I dunno, I'm willing to believe that he was trying to describe "sticky" sex, which I guess could be desirable... But, given the context of the paragraph, it sounds like "vicious" is what he was trying to say.
Oboro what kind of coffee shop is it? large chain or local place?
A local place is more likely to be able to pay you quickly I think. A large chain will probably have to churn it through the usual payment system and that may take longer.
Granted, many scholars theorize most lesbians are just faking and can be broken of their man-hating habits by a variety of simple procedures, most common of which is the standard "deep dicking", however such matters are still heavily debated.
This may be the most brilliant statement ever.
That's an intellectualism that most rednecks can get behind.
And on top of.
And bound up in one of those Chinese swing thingies.
I don't think lesbians are faking, I mean true most lesbians still love a dick inside of them, they just don't the man to come with it, and that is why there ar such things as dildos and vibrators, and your god given hands.
But if you're using a dildo why not just get a man m i rite!?
I remember Jon Stewart Calling WWII America's "feel-good war" and it struck me as pretty accurate. Funny too.
I absolutely hate the phrase "The Greatest Generation."
Tom Brokaw is kind of a twit, but you can't deny the fact that they worked their asses off to save this country, and without the GI bill American anti-intellectualism would be even more prevalent.
Seriously, can you picture Gen X pulling off that shit?
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Oboro what kind of coffee shop is it? large chain or local place?
A local place is more likely to be able to pay you quickly I think. A large chain will probably have to churn it through the usual payment system and that may take longer.
it's not a coffee place, it's the coffee counter in a Safeway
Granted, many scholars theorize most lesbians are just faking and can be broken of their man-hating habits by a variety of simple procedures, most common of which is the standard "deep dicking", however such matters are still heavily debated.
This may be the most brilliant statement ever.
That's an intellectualism that most rednecks can get behind.
And on top of.
And bound up in one of those Chinese swing thingies.
I don't think lesbians are faking, I mean true most lesbians still love a dick inside of them, they just don't the man to come with it, and that is why there ar such things as dildos and vibrators, and your god given hands.
But if you're using a dildo why not just get a man m i rite!?
So how long until we have cloning technology to grow this stuff out of real flesh?
yo they better send me a paycheck after the first week, and not the second, because there's a Taco Bell 20 blocks away or so and I am already sick of beans and pasghetti and want something double-A+ 'wful
You should be prepared for the fact that, depending on when you start and how the business is run, it can often take up to a month between actually working your first day and receiving your first paycheck.
That, uh, paycheck will at least account for all of those hours over that up-to-a-month, right?
Seriously, this is life or death.
Really depends on how they manage paychecks and will vary a lot from business to business. You should check with them on your first day. Really, the only real warning sign would be if the manager didn't know.
BTW: Look into getting some emergency food stamps. It's been a few years since I had dealing with DSHS and back then it was a horrible and labyrinthine process but it should be possible to get an EBT card (like a debit card but it only works for food and certain things) with a little money on it at least.
At least back then the trick was to show up at the DSHS office (I had to go to the one in Ballard, which is a good mile walk from the nearest bus stop) really damn early and wait in line outside for a long bloody time until they opened.
Then talk to someone who is openly hostile that I was there trying to get food stamps for my family despite my monthly White Privilege check and the free brandy and cigars from the Manocentric Manocracy Club. This person will then give you inaccurate information and make repeated requests for documents that do not exist. Seeing as the same person does not work there more than once, ever, each new Bureaucracy Drone will start anew on the misinformation / demands front.
Despite all that sometimes you can walk out of there with an EBT card with some money on it for food.
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What is this thing that my people are credited with inventing? Is it anything like the fire drill?
Most jobs I've had have paid every two weeks, roughly one week after the pay period ended. So if you began at the beginning of the pay period you would get your first paycheck three weeks later.
I would be willing to give it a try.
But damn I hate brawl's online mode. >.<
In person's where it's at!!!!!!!!!1 YAYUHSSSSSS
Yes.
If you have over 1k posts yes.
In my defense to saying 'stupid' - I live in Ohio ...
I think everybody prefers in person, but I am not driving six hours to get my ass beat by you.
http://nonadventures.com/
... fuck.
He was pacing all around, growling, and then he finally barked and I yelled at him. So he stopped barking and now he is standing here silently shaking.
Correct!
I absolutely hate the phrase "The Greatest Generation."
A lot of temp agencies pay same day.
I don't think lesbians are faking, I mean true most lesbians still love a dick inside of them, they just don't the man to come with it, and that is why there ar such things as dildos and vibrators, and your god given hands.
you gon' get raped
Use it until you get paid.
I dunno, I'm willing to believe that he was trying to describe "sticky" sex, which I guess could be desirable... But, given the context of the paragraph, it sounds like "vicious" is what he was trying to say.
Terrible awesome.
It's pretty presumptuous. There's also that sense that if we were born to that generation we'd all be speaking German or something.
A local place is more likely to be able to pay you quickly I think. A large chain will probably have to churn it through the usual payment system and that may take longer.
But if you're using a dildo why not just get a man m i rite!?
Edit: Well it's a moot point now.
Tom Brokaw is kind of a twit, but you can't deny the fact that they worked their asses off to save this country, and without the GI bill American anti-intellectualism would be even more prevalent.
Seriously, can you picture Gen X pulling off that shit?
I beat you to it.
Too late apparently.
Edit: How goes it in Tabland?
Isn't it frowned upon to report something that's been locked for awesome?
EDIT: Huh, Meta is online.
I uh..
I have no idea?
so yeah probably a whole lotta lag time
whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooops
I'm willing to guess this can be an exception for being so awesome/fucked up
I've got to rush off now, but I'll fill you in later when I've got some forms filled. Also, how's it going yourself?
So how long until we have cloning technology to grow this stuff out of real flesh?
I dunno either guess we sit back and watch
It got locked for bat shit fucking crazy.
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Really depends on how they manage paychecks and will vary a lot from business to business. You should check with them on your first day. Really, the only real warning sign would be if the manager didn't know.
BTW: Look into getting some emergency food stamps. It's been a few years since I had dealing with DSHS and back then it was a horrible and labyrinthine process but it should be possible to get an EBT card (like a debit card but it only works for food and certain things) with a little money on it at least.
DSHS:
http://www1.dshs.wa.gov/
Food Assistance:
https://fortress.wa.gov/dshs/f2ws03esaapps/onlinecso/Food_Assistance_Program.asp
At least back then the trick was to show up at the DSHS office (I had to go to the one in Ballard, which is a good mile walk from the nearest bus stop) really damn early and wait in line outside for a long bloody time until they opened.
Then talk to someone who is openly hostile that I was there trying to get food stamps for my family despite my monthly White Privilege check and the free brandy and cigars from the Manocentric Manocracy Club. This person will then give you inaccurate information and make repeated requests for documents that do not exist. Seeing as the same person does not work there more than once, ever, each new Bureaucracy Drone will start anew on the misinformation / demands front.
Despite all that sometimes you can walk out of there with an EBT card with some money on it for food.
You should be tipping them you ungrateful whippersnapper.
Heh, whippersnapper is in the MacOSX dictionary.