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the science of looking poor (fashion for fags)

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Once at work I forgot my belt, so I made one out of some tape I found on the ground :oops:

    Once at work I forgot my belt.
    So I stole one.

    So :evil: right now

    gasp

    8-)

    I asked about you before FAQ. You were ab
    sent

    ascot on
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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    a GIS for tyra banks crazy is remarkably unfruitful

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Zombot wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Hell yes.
    http://implora.com/gifts.asp?st=0263&jd=Implora+Black+Cobra+Snake+Skin+Belt+2+Designs&k=a

    spitting cobra skin? like anyone's going to know unless you tell them
    which of course you'd need to do constantly otherwise why get it?
    so basically buying that belt means you've accepted that you're a pretentious douchebag

    Wow. You just jump to like three conclusions right there.
    Why are you even here anyways?
    Aren't you homeless and poor or something?

    haha what?

    Druhim on
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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    well maybe a little fruitful

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Bogey wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »
    but those belts are so gay

    There's something you should know about me

    what's the gay position on pyramid-studded belts

    not like the ones with huge green studs, one with subtle-looking studs made by Levi's.

    Well it's the same as the gay opinion on anything: you can do it if you're attractive

    attractive to others or attractive in your own mind?

    The kind of attractive that matters

    to others
    Also, he means the superficial stuff, not any of that inner-beauty crap.

    The only person who cares about your inner beauty is your gastrointerologist.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Hell yes.
    http://implora.com/gifts.asp?st=0263&jd=Implora+Black+Cobra+Snake+Skin+Belt+2+Designs&k=a

    spitting cobra skin? like anyone's going to know unless you tell them
    which of course you'd need to do constantly otherwise why get it?
    so basically buying that belt means you've accepted that you're a pretentious douchebag

    Wow. You just jump to like three conclusions right there.
    Why are you even here anyways?
    Aren't you homeless and poor or something?

    haha what?

    uhhh

    PiptheFair on
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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Once at work I forgot my belt, so I made one out of some tape I found on the ground :oops:

    Once at work I forgot my belt.
    So I stole one.

    So :evil: right now

    gasp

    8-)

    I asked about you before FAQ. You were ab
    sent

    huh?

    FAQ on
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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Hell yes.
    http://implora.com/gifts.asp?st=0263&jd=Implora+Black+Cobra+Snake+Skin+Belt+2+Designs&k=a

    spitting cobra skin? like anyone's going to know unless you tell them
    which of course you'd need to do constantly otherwise why get it?
    so basically buying that belt means you've accepted that you're a pretentious douchebag

    Wow. You just jump to like three conclusions right there.
    Why are you even here anyways?
    Aren't you homeless and poor or something?

    haha what?

    to be honest getting to tell people that you have a "spitting-cobra belt" is pretty cool

    Snowbeat on
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Hell yes.
    http://implora.com/gifts.asp?st=0263&jd=Implora+Black+Cobra+Snake+Skin+Belt+2+Designs&k=a

    spitting cobra skin? like anyone's going to know unless you tell them
    which of course you'd need to do constantly otherwise why get it?
    so basically buying that belt means you've accepted that you're a pretentious douchebag

    Wow. You just jump to like three conclusions right there.
    Why are you even here anyways?
    Aren't you homeless and poor or something?

    haha what?

    He found you out, you destitute hobo.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    FAQ wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Once at work I forgot my belt, so I made one out of some tape I found on the ground :oops:

    Once at work I forgot my belt.
    So I stole one.

    So :evil: right now

    gasp

    8-)

    I asked about you before FAQ. You were ab
    sent

    huh?

    erm, absent
    I missed your trying to smash my ego

    ascot on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Hell yes.
    http://implora.com/gifts.asp?st=0263&jd=Implora+Black+Cobra+Snake+Skin+Belt+2+Designs&k=a

    spitting cobra skin? like anyone's going to know unless you tell them
    which of course you'd need to do constantly otherwise why get it?
    so basically buying that belt means you've accepted that you're a pretentious douchebag

    Wow. You just jump to like three conclusions right there.
    Why are you even here anyways?
    Aren't you homeless and poor or something?

    haha what?

    He found you out, you destitute hobo.

    hey I've still got some of that money you gave me for that blowjob so I'm not quite destitute

    Druhim on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Hell yes.
    http://implora.com/gifts.asp?st=0263&jd=Implora+Black+Cobra+Snake+Skin+Belt+2+Designs&k=a

    spitting cobra skin? like anyone's going to know unless you tell them
    which of course you'd need to do constantly otherwise why get it?
    so basically buying that belt means you've accepted that you're a pretentious douchebag

    Wow. You just jump to like three conclusions right there.
    Why are you even here anyways?
    Aren't you homeless and poor or something?

    haha what?

    to be honest getting to tell people that you have a "spitting-cobra belt" is pretty cool
    except it's ugly as shit and a ridiculous amount of money

    PiptheFair on
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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I have an awesome Nike belt from a couple of years ago.
    Except it's such a "HEY LOOK AT MY NIKE BELT" belt that I hate wearing it :?

    ascot on
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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Once at work I forgot my belt, so I made one out of some tape I found on the ground :oops:

    Once at work I forgot my belt.
    So I stole one.

    So :evil: right now

    gasp

    8-)

    I asked about you before FAQ. You were ab
    sent

    huh?

    erm, absent
    I missed your trying to smash my ego

    oh I see, well there isn't much to miss, I've called you ugly a few times and now I'm out of material

    FAQ on
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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The best part about that ugly belt is how hard they tried to rip off the Guess belt buckle.

    Oden on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I wear a spitting cobra around my waste as well

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Hell yes.
    http://implora.com/gifts.asp?st=0263&jd=Implora+Black+Cobra+Snake+Skin+Belt+2+Designs&k=a

    spitting cobra skin? like anyone's going to know unless you tell them
    which of course you'd need to do constantly otherwise why get it?
    so basically buying that belt means you've accepted that you're a pretentious douchebag

    Wow. You just jump to like three conclusions right there.
    Why are you even here anyways?
    Aren't you homeless and poor or something?

    haha what?

    He found you out, you destitute hobo.

    hey I've still got some of that money you gave me for that blowjob so I'm not quite destitute

    That's a low blow
    But you're still a hobo
    Maybe not destitute
    But certainly a prostitute.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Guess what kind of belt I have on right now guys...
    Not either of these exact ones but you get the idea
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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Hell yes.
    http://implora.com/gifts.asp?st=0263&jd=Implora+Black+Cobra+Snake+Skin+Belt+2+Designs&k=a

    spitting cobra skin? like anyone's going to know unless you tell them
    which of course you'd need to do constantly otherwise why get it?
    so basically buying that belt means you've accepted that you're a pretentious douchebag

    Wow. You just jump to like three conclusions right there.
    Why are you even here anyways?
    Aren't you homeless and poor or something?

    haha what?

    to be honest getting to tell people that you have a "spitting-cobra belt" is pretty cool
    except it's ugly as shit and a ridiculous amount of money

    yeah you're right

    :(

    EDIT: Cap that is actually not terrible

    Snowbeat on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I use him to kill fat people and children

    especially fat children

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    That is the only piece of clothing where Ed Hardy designs look half decent.

    Oden on
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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oden wrote: »
    That is the only piece of clothing where Ed Hardy designs look half decent.

    That, and the underwear I have with the tiger right on my balls. Hang on I think I have a picture of it somewhere...

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Hell yes.
    http://implora.com/gifts.asp?st=0263&jd=Implora+Black+Cobra+Snake+Skin+Belt+2+Designs&k=a

    spitting cobra skin? like anyone's going to know unless you tell them
    which of course you'd need to do constantly otherwise why get it?
    so basically buying that belt means you've accepted that you're a pretentious douchebag

    Wow. You just jump to like three conclusions right there.
    Why are you even here anyways?
    Aren't you homeless and poor or something?

    haha what?

    He found you out, you destitute hobo.

    hey I've still got some of that money you gave me for that blowjob so I'm not quite destitute

    That's a low blow
    But you're still a hobo
    Maybe not destitute
    But certainly a prostitute.

    anybody got a peanut?

    Druhim on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Captain Cthulhu wrote: »
    Oden wrote: »
    That is the only piece of clothing where Ed Hardy designs look half decent.

    That, and the underwear I have with the tiger right on my balls. Hang on I think I have a picture of it somewhere...

    balls or garments

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Express has some decent belts.
    I'll just charge it to my card and get further into debt.

    Zombot on
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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    for some reason I like Express' stuff less and less every time I look at their catalog

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I only really like their button up shirts and a few of their polos.
    Rest of their clothes don't really do anything for me.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Captain Cthulhu wrote: »
    Oden wrote: »
    That is the only piece of clothing where Ed Hardy designs look half decent.

    That, and the underwear I have with the tiger right on my balls. Hang on I think I have a picture of it somewhere...

    balls or garments

    Balls in garment (from the outside) Here it is! (Approach with caution. I'm not going to say it's NSFW but you might get some weird looks and questions if your coworkers saw you looking at this.)

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    cap that is amazing

    also eat a sandwich

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Cap those are some rad underpants

    yes they are

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    I was not informed that I was a homosexual

    Did someone fill out a form in my name or something

    i just wanted you to come out of your hole

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    http://www.express.com/catalog/product.jsp?productId=443&parentCategoryId=1&categoryId=73&subCategoryId=74

    I like this Express belt

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    http://www.express.com/catalog/product.jsp?productId=443&parentCategoryId=1&categoryId=73&subCategoryId=74

    I like this Express belt

    That is nice.
    Not sure about the color though.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    Munkus Beaver wrote: »
    I was not informed that I was a homosexual

    Did someone fill out a form in my name or something

    i just wanted you to come out of your hole

    I AM BUSY STUDYING IMPORTANT CONTRACTS IN A HOUSE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i have this belt but i never wear it anymore :(
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    That does a fantastic job of advertising your sexuality to the other lesbos.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    YOUR CUNT GOES HERE*

    *OVER MY VAGINA

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Cap, you got some gnarly taint sweat going on there.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Munkus, let's be gay together.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited September 2008
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    http://www.express.com/catalog/product.jsp?productId=443&parentCategoryId=1&categoryId=73&subCategoryId=74

    I like this Express belt
    That in black looks very similar to my Kennethh Cole.

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