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Secret Sodomites V: I (should) know where you live!

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Have I been friends with most of you guys long enough to do seductive santa this year? I think so, so I'm in.

    You can send me anything as long as it didn't come from a bad part of an animal.

    Also, I'll ship international if someone will explain to me how online stores work so that I'm not paying twice the cost of the gift at the local shitty post office.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh hey sweet this is the first year I can participate because I have two lovely things now: one, a credit card, two, a living space without parents. :D

    NSFW is fine by me (hoppity hoppity hop :winky:), shipping only in North America please.

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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I've always wanted to try one of these. :)

    No NSFW and North America only.

    Sal on
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    I hope my Sodomete likes Texas paraphernalia.

    Scratch that. Loves.

    Me too!

    ^5!

    Gooey on
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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    I hope my Sodomete likes Texas paraphernalia.

    Scratch that. Loves.
    All I want for Christmas are your Electoral College votes.

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    RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    If my sodomite is an American, he's getting
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    Because you guys suck at having good chocolate bars.

    Richy on
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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Richy wrote: »
    If my sodomite is an American, he's getting
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    Because you guys suck at having good chocolate bars.
    That's so not cool, it's like shipping someone one hit of heroin.

    except it's worse, because I could actually find heroin.

    redx on
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    Mom2KatMom2Kat Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    OH Oh Oh I am so in again this year.

    I have had 2 great years with this.

    International is okay!

    He he good Idea Senj! I can order who cases of Smarties for my sodomee this year!

    Mom2Kat on
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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mom2Kat wrote: »
    OH Oh Oh I am so in again this year.

    I have had 2 great years with this.

    International is okay!

    He he good Idea Senj! I can order who cases of Smarties for my sodomee this year!

    Richy, you mean

    Senjutsu on
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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Passerbye wrote: »
    LaOs wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I'd love to participate. I'm not down with international shipping, though.

    Also, NSFW is fine, so long as it's amusing.

    Also, if he participates, don't give me Dyrwen66, and vice-versa. That's my hubby.

    You're aware he was the non-whack champion one year, right?

    And... awwww!

    What's a non-whack championship? He's asleep so I can't ask him.

    Edit: Also, aren't you one of the ones who awwwww'd over our stories in the Schoville units thread?

    I don't believe I did, but that doesn't mean I didn't do it. This was the first I've actually noticed that you two are a couple. Anyway... :P

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    LaOsLaOs SaskatoonRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Richy wrote: »
    If my sodomite is an American, he's getting
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    Because you guys suck at having good chocolate bars.

    Richy... please send me Coffee Crisp as well. Thanks!

    LaOs on
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    CimmeriiCimmerii SpaceOperaGhost Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    LaOs wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    If my sodomite is an American, he's getting
    coffeecrisp.jpg
    Because you guys suck at having good chocolate bars.

    Richy... please send me Coffee Crisp as well. Thanks!

    Richy, if you want to distribute Coffee Crisps to half the forums you can just send a few cases to me... I'll distribute them to North America for you.
    Really... I will...
    >.>
    <.<

    Cimmerii on
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    if australians participate and mail me tim tams I will mail myself to their place and offer sexual favors and/or servitude.

    Casual Eddy on
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    SpeakerSpeaker Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    In.

    Speaker on
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    KungFuKungFu Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I would like to play this year. I have a good job. I have been around here for years, I just don't post terribly much (despite being here daily...)

    NSFW is fine. I'll ship to North America, I don't think my job is that good.

    KungFu on
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm in, I'm cool for international shipping and I'll be opening these things in the sight of my parent so keep the sex toys subtle and looking like they might be something else.

    Mojo_Jojo on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I'm in, I'm cool for international shipping and I'll be opening these things in the sight of my parent so keep the sex toys subtle and looking like they might be something else.
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    :winky:

    Quid on
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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I'm in, I'm cool for international shipping and I'll be opening these things in the sight of my parent so keep the sex toys subtle and looking like they might be something else.
    I-Rub-My-Ducky_big1.jpg

    :winky:

    That's hot.

    Sheep on
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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    also, whoever gets Haps as their Secret Santa is a lucky, lucky man/woman.

    so, no pressure for Haps then :D

    BobCesca on
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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I am so in again.

    You guys give the best gifts.

    NSFW is okay since my boss is cool, even though I'm giving my work address (Easier for me to receive packages since I'm there all day). I'm good with international as well.

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    AsiinaAsiina ... WaterlooRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I would like to participate, but I haven't posted too much before. If I am disqualified for being lame then oh well.

    That said, NSFW gifts are entirely welcome (although please put it in a regular box as there's a good chance my landlord will accept the package for me). International shipping is a-ok.

    Asiina on
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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    !Sign Up Gift Reciever

    Am I doing it right?


    For reals though. I hang out here enough I oughta participate.
    I'd prefer not to ship international, though I can probably order something from an online store local to the giftee if it comes down to that. NSFW is ok, if you don't send it to work. Though my wife would probably give me funny looks if someone mailed me porn.

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    an_altan_alt Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I would like to be in this year.

    NSFW and international shipping are fine with me and I'm pretty hard to offend if someone has an odd sense of humor.

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    ColdredColdred Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm in too. No NSFW stuff please, I'm okay with international shipping.

    Coldred on
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    AlexanderAlexander Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm in, I don't mind NSFW and I don't mind doing international shipping.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm in, I'd prefer no NSFW or international shipping.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    To clarify on mine. While I don't mind NSFW, I'd rather it be in some kind of context. I neither want nor need porn (the webs provide all I could ask) or a bathing beauties desktop calendar, but a comic book or something with nudity is cool.

    Tofystedeth on
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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I am down like C-Low Brown.

    I don't care what it is, as long as it does not explode or have anything that can die in it.

    No fruitcake.

    I can ship overseas if needs be, but I'll complain about it.

    There will be a picture of me complaining with the package.

    Malkor on
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Malkor wrote: »
    I am down like C-Low Brown.

    I don't care what it is, as long as it does not explode or have anything that can die in it.

    Can it be something that makes you die a little inside?

    Because I'm good at those gifts.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    JamesKeenanJamesKeenan Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Well, I've been here a while... I guess.

    I'd like to participate, but I figure there's a strong chance I still fall under the "Who the hell are you nub" category.

    [edit]: On the chance that I'm selected, I'll note that gettin' NSFW gifts is just peachy, but I'd rather ship to someone in the U.S. as International shipping seems extra pricey. Not that I plan on being particularly stingy on the gift, but I'd certainly prefer to save where I can, and if there's no discernible difference between giving gifts of joy to someone in Australia or Seattle, I'd prefer Seattle.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    I am down like C-Low Brown.

    I don't care what it is, as long as it does not explode or have anything that can die in it.

    Can it be something that makes you die a little inside?

    Because I'm good at those gifts.

    la petite mort?

    Senjutsu on
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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    I am down like C-Low Brown.

    I don't care what it is, as long as it does not explode or have anything that can die in it.

    Can it be something that makes you die a little inside?

    Because I'm good at those gifts.

    la petite mort?

    Well-played.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Local H JayLocal H Jay Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    elki i could mail you some dank ass weed
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    Mom2KatMom2Kat Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    JamesKeenan wrote: »
    Well, I've been here a while... I guess.

    I'd like to participate, but I figure there's a strong chance I still fall under the "Who the hell are you nub" category.

    Well Elki lets me participate and I am only an occasional poster. But then I have always done awesome as a sodomite! (at least I like to think so!) There would be broken hearts if I wan not allowed to participate. As it is every one who dosent get me is saddend by the fact.

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    KungFuKungFu Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Local H Jay wrote: »
    elki i could mail you some dank ass weed
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    That'd be an awesome gift

    KungFu on
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    AlexanderAlexander Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I laugh at your coffee crisp when we have

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I know who you are James. You've been here about as long as me so I figure it'd work.

    Tofystedeth on
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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Local H Jay wrote: »
    elki i could mail you some dank ass weed
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    I wanna be paired up with this guy.

    Sheep on
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    ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oh shits, I didn't realize there was already a list going for this one already!

    Count me in again.

    Forar on
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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm in, NSFW and international shipping is okay with me.

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